it's the saw that fucks

justin / 29 / the vacs / @sheikhmyhand

[memelovingbot]

we are all filth

[foolishtrashman]

i walked two kilometers to hatch an egg and its a zubat this is why i cant be a parent i cant wait 9 months for a kid what if its a fucking zubat again

[fucksaw-blog1]

so anyway sorry i was missing there for a while i’m organizing a magic marker sword tournament 

[onlytwitterpics]

[m3rryg4m]

I’m a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

[hateit3000-deactivated20190216]

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

The guy asked if he could play music and said “hope you’re ready to have your face blown off” then proceeded to play the black keys at a slightly above moderate volume

[kingcheddarxvii]

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

[gemielicious]

[fucksaw-blog1]

@daisyrage repied to your post:

more than one

but what if my friend ate them all with a glass of milk that’s healthy right

[fucksaw-blog1]

how many fried oreos can someone eat before it’s considered that they have a problem. asking for a friend

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

[grimelords]

I just remembered the one good thing

[gothicprep]

imo dratini is the best Pokemon bc it’s a dragon who is teeny… lives up to the name! five stars!!!

[weallsuccumb]

I just want to take a moment to finally be open about my relationship with the lad on the left his name is just dung and he’s my bf we weren’t just roommates when i moved to nyc ://

[linda-belcher]

I identify with Tinkerbell a lot because she needs attention or else she dies and that’s pretty much me

[sillysurgeon-deactivated23423-d]

When u and ur friend are in the car and Africa by toto comes on the radio