[anothergoddammystery]

Have to say, House MD is the only show that really does live up to the hype on tumblr.

Dr Medical Malpractice really does walk around committing the most insane crimes on the daily.

The show oscillates between radically protective of vulnerable people, and the most mean spirited takes possible in the name of edginess.

House and Wilson really do have the wildest little fucked up relationship you’ve ever seen.

It’s like the opposite of the Yo, Mr White meme, where’s every joke post is just a canonical scene from this damn show.

[godshideouscreation]

[sighinastorm]

dig how Portugal is looking at her

[sighinastorm]

golden lion tamarin

[liquidstar]

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

[radiofreederry]

Listen Jack. Your death has been decreed by Great Emperor Tianhuang. Run if you dare - we shall see how far you can get.

[viktor-sbor]

A 10-millionth visitor to the  Rijksmuseum of Netherlands was allowed to spend the night at Rembrandt's painting "Night Watch" with a bottle of wine and dinner.

[tideoftrash]

me in my animal crossing house after that fox has sold me another fake painting

[nyancrimew]

[eosofspades]

[future-crab]

Not to beat a dead horse, but the naming conventions in the Magnus Archives are truly delightful. Jonny really said, “Here’s a cast of fascinating characters! Their names are:

My actual full legal name

The first names of my friends + the last names of famous horror writers

Michael (x4)

They all die horrible deaths :)”

[future-crab]

[flimflix]

DO NOT, sell big balls furry art to my husband

[kirksfattitties]

the only new trek vs old trek discourse i wanna hear is about the aspect ratios

[mylittleredgirl]

i am BEGGING us to talk about how the 4:3 aspect ratio meant that actors were literally four inches from each other’s faces at all times in order to be caught in the same frame

[captaincrusher]

NO. They are four inches from each other because they are GAY and LOVE EACH OTHER.

[captaincrusher]

[captaincrusher]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

im fucking crying this is so funny

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

sorry if you didn't know before now but mr beast is asking his fans to face his dumb fucking chocolate bars for him without a hint of irony or shame. like i know this is barely 5 minutes of work but like what is this call to action. people are fucking doing it in the replies too and i'm like 90% sure it's just for the long shot chance that he'll send them a thousand dollars for doing it "please please pretty please make my product look good 🥺 🥺 🥺 pwease?? for me ? 🥺 "

[eightball]

[daco-showman]

giving animals goofy haircuts is great because its silly yet technically a victimless crime

[nutsacktorturer]

you can’t convince me he isn’t a victim

[goodnighthorses]

[illgrowtobeastallasthegiant]

How much longer is Markiplier going to last?

[voidedmuffin]

hes been fighting for so long…

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[nerdreamer]

[iamafireplace]

i’m going to give raccoons the gift of fire and then teach them ceramics and they will make little bowls with their little hands