Incorrect-Casting

that's not how you cast at all...(Do you even cast bruh?)

[fuckupcast]

Night: You're an asshole.

Art: But I'm your asshole?

Night: No. You're just an asshole.

[fuckupcast]

GPS: go straight.

Zach: I'm sorry I'm afraid I c-

Art: Zach, we GET IT. we get that you're not straight at all. you can't go straight, you're so gay, PLEASE just drive the car.

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Ben: What's a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Art: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable.

Zach: Smad

[fuckupcast]

I'd laugh but it's hard to enjoy jokes when your whole life feels like one

Jason

[fuckupcast]

Ben: You're smiling, did something good happen?

Jason: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Alan: Zach tripped and fell in the parking lot.

[fuckupcast]

Emily: *Internal screaming*

Jason: *External screaming*

Brandon: *Eternal screaming*

[fuckupcast]

Emily: My favorite movie was always Brokeback Mountain.

Night: Isn’t that where George Washington was born?

Emily: No, that’s Mount Vernon. Brokeback Mountain is about two gay cowboys.

Zach: (falling from the ceiling) Did someone say gay cowboys?

[fuckupcast]

Brandon: Name a way to be nice to others.

Night: Don’t stab them.

Brandon: ...Setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.

[fuckupcast]

I speak four languages: English, Spanish, Sarcasm and Sexual Innuendos

Art

[fuckupcast]

Alan: *is mad*

Alan: *uses as many big and fancy words he can fit into one sentence out of rage*

[fuckupcast]

Art: Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group.

Ben: But you wear shame so well.

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Night: Talk to him, that's what friends do.

Jason: Nope. I'm gonna wait 'til I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.

Night: ...that's your plan for dealing with this?

Jason: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I'm going to win that way.

[fuckupcast]

Art: This coming from someone who threw a shoe at a swan.

Jason: It's called protecting your sandwich.

[fuckupcast]

Zach: Smiling is what I do when I'm not listening.

Emily: But you're always smiling.

Zach: ....

Zach: What?

[fuckupcast]

Perhaps i will drink my sorrows away.. *opens up capri sun*

Zach

[fuckupcast]

Brandon: 20 years from now, I guarantee you I will be Emily's second husband.

Emily: What happened to my first husband?

Brandon: Nothing you can prove.

[fuckupcast]

Brandon: He wants to talk about his feelings. I’m not good at that.

[flashback]

Alan: I’m just….feeling so hurt and shocked and I don’t know how to react and… ar- are you climbing out the window?

Brandon: (climbing out of the window) ... No.