"Garbage On An Artistic Level"

An appreciation of the infamous and controversial cinematic train wreck that is CALIGULA (1979). Starring such respected actors as Malcolm McDowell, Helen Mirren, Peter O'Toole and John Gielgud, and directed by Tinto Brass (of Salon Kitty - Helmut Berger as a fashionista Nazi- fame), Caligula also boasts porn scenes shot by Penthouse mogul Bob Guccione as well as extreme violence, incest, fisting, rape, murder, orgies, far too many penises and anachronistic basketballs. He is all men as he is no man, and therefore he is a God!

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Caligula (1979)

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“I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man, and therefore I am a god.”

-Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus AKA Caligula, “Caligula” (1979)

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From this moment, all official oaths will contain the following phrase: I will value neither my life, nor the lives of my children any more highly than I do the Emperor.

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Caligola (Caligula) (1979)  dir. Tinto Brass

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MY BODY IS READY

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For those times when you have a direct line to Neptune himself.

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Confession: Malcolm's pee scene turns me on for some reason...

Interesting, anon! 

[reallybradjones]

I'm just wondering, why is Caligulia your favorite film of all time?

Because it’s the greatest movie ever made.

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Caligula (1979) Lobby cards

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Some Caligula stills

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Did you watch cinema snob Caligula review? I recently watched it I'm a little late but it's hilarious!!

heheh, of course! I think its my fave review of his. I love the peter o’tools drunk faces : ) It makes it even better that he genuinely loves the movie as well.

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I'm so glad I found this blog about this movie!! Its so bad that its actually good in a cult classic way! You got that follow from me!! :D

Thank you!! Anyone who appreciates Caligula is A+++ to me! : )

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Poster art for CALIGULA (1979) By ME (Hayley) - Watercolour

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Caligula (1979) - The Wall Of Death/Caligula spots Proculus & Livia

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[theotherhayley]

Tbh I would judge any possible future husband on wether he appreciates Caligula & Beyond The Valley Of The dolls or not…

Also showgirls & boxing helena

Like as in, u better be ready to watch some crazy shit, hypothetical future husband. 

And you better like it : P

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reblogging my main blog for caligula marriage criteria