If you like split, GO AWAY
My regretevator headcanons!
Folly: is homophobic
MR: oval shaped
Pest: has tits but wears a binder because he keeps sucking em
Poob: has CRAZY goon sessions with the three amigos sometimes
Scag: has cuteness aggression and then accidentally kills the cute thing
Prototype: farts but only sometimes (his farts are rainbow colored)
Lampert: has discouraged BPD as well as autism and ADHD
Infected: has good cooking only on Tuesday
Unpleasant Gradient: looks like a girl on the inside, looks like a rectangle on the outside. Unpleasant is closeted.
Mark: once tried gray stuff and almost DIED
Wallter: The gray stuff is making him see things, that’s why he doesn’t react to getting splashed and flashed in the face
Jimmy: has once tried to wear yellow, it did not end well…
Bive: gets hairballs in all of her poor, poor holes
Split: no
Folly: wishes she killed split
Oopygoopytomboy: hates split
Pilby: forgot to check the last “rejection” letter because they gave up, which ended up being their acceptance letter
Mach: had a pet kitten once, but it was in her bed and she rolled over it. The kitten is now a pancake
Flesh cousin: transformed into bive once and it made bive TWEAK OUT
Dr retro: has arms, but not anymore
Gnarpy: DOESN’T have trans scars and is actually TRANSPHOBIC
Jermbo: He stays in his room and sits on his fat ass while jermbomination kills EVERYONE on PURPOSE
Melanie: got really scared of Jeff the Killer after Folly killed her
Mozelle: dressed up as Jeff the Killer once
Null: scag once told him “clap if i got a fat ass” and he didn’t clap
Reddy: who?
Stat: She doesn’t like you
