#or not

[carmelmilky]

Never fall asleep while ur phone is on or else you'll wake up with a bunch of random things sent to a bunch of random people, 273729 screenshots and other terrifying things

[everarddelanden]

ooc: what if you transform and burst into six bats. Six. Such an ugly number, ew.

[oopygoopytomboy]

If you like split, GO AWAY

My regretevator headcanons!

Folly: is homophobic

MR: oval shaped

Pest: has tits but wears a binder because he keeps sucking em

Poob: has CRAZY goon sessions with the three amigos sometimes

Scag: has cuteness aggression and then accidentally kills the cute thing

Prototype: farts but only sometimes (his farts are rainbow colored)

Lampert: has discouraged BPD as well as autism and ADHD

Infected: has good cooking only on Tuesday

Unpleasant Gradient: looks like a girl on the inside, looks like a rectangle on the outside. Unpleasant is closeted.

Mark: once tried gray stuff and almost DIED

Wallter: The gray stuff is making him see things, that’s why he doesn’t react to getting splashed and flashed in the face

Jimmy: has once tried to wear yellow, it did not end well…

Bive: gets hairballs in all of her poor, poor holes

Split: no

Folly: wishes she killed split

Oopygoopytomboy: hates split

Pilby: forgot to check the last “rejection” letter because they gave up, which ended up being their acceptance letter

Mach: had a pet kitten once, but it was in her bed and she rolled over it. The kitten is now a pancake

Flesh cousin: transformed into bive once and it made bive TWEAK OUT

Dr retro: has arms, but not anymore

Gnarpy: DOESN’T have trans scars and is actually TRANSPHOBIC

Jermbo: He stays in his room and sits on his fat ass while jermbomination kills EVERYONE on PURPOSE

Melanie: got really scared of Jeff the Killer after Folly killed her

Mozelle: dressed up as Jeff the Killer once

Null: scag once told him “clap if i got a fat ass” and he didn’t clap

Reddy: who?

Stat: She doesn’t like you

[senu102929]

Reading Bonded by Thorns now thanks to @my-maasverse and @sparrhoe and here's my impressions of the guys when you first meet them:

Keldarion:

Caspian:

Ezryn:

Farron:

Dayton:

[mctrouble]

@ruralmcd

"did you hear that?" trinity looks to whitaker than picks up the remote to the tv "no wait--shut the fuck up." the command is either for him or the real housewives but either way she hits mute, staring at the fire escape.

[maple-salad]

I would write faster if I didn't delete every other word AS I'm writing...

[whatanawfulsound]

*a physics teacher

[the-canvas-system]

I should revive chilchucklover2003 when Dungeon Meshi season 2 comes out...