#or not

[rqulmqck]

The me struggle of being german and disliking spain for what they did to us in the euros last year vs wanting to support spain cause I like some of their players and they're my favorite rider's country

[hood-ex]

damian should've blown up wayne manor only for bruce to have a delayed "NO!" reaction and for him to run into the burning house to try and save that big ass portrait of him and dick except he ends up tripping over lance's bust that's strewn about the yard 💀.

[cyansongz]

Krabby Patties were drugged, weren’t they? The secret ingredient is opium and the real reason Mr Krabs doesn’t want Plankton to get it is because it’ll expose his whole operation

[scentedshepherd]

We need to have a serious conversation about Glen's fashion choices.

The 4th of July outfit could be considered "appropriate" for the occasion but workout clothes in a wine shop in Paris? Really?

[carmelmilky]

Never fall asleep while ur phone is on or else you'll wake up with a bunch of random things sent to a bunch of random people, 273729 screenshots and other terrifying things

[everarddelanden]

ooc: what if you transform and burst into six bats. Six. Such an ugly number, ew.

[oopygoopytomboy]

If you like split, GO AWAY

My regretevator headcanons!

Folly: is homophobic

MR: oval shaped

Pest: has tits but wears a binder because he keeps sucking em

Poob: has CRAZY goon sessions with the three amigos sometimes

Scag: has cuteness aggression and then accidentally kills the cute thing

Prototype: farts but only sometimes (his farts are rainbow colored)

Lampert: has discouraged BPD as well as autism and ADHD

Infected: has good cooking only on Tuesday

Unpleasant Gradient: looks like a girl on the inside, looks like a rectangle on the outside. Unpleasant is closeted.

Mark: once tried gray stuff and almost DIED

Wallter: The gray stuff is making him see things, that’s why he doesn’t react to getting splashed and flashed in the face

Jimmy: has once tried to wear yellow, it did not end well…

Bive: gets hairballs in all of her poor, poor holes

Split: no

Folly: wishes she killed split

Oopygoopytomboy: hates split

Pilby: forgot to check the last “rejection” letter because they gave up, which ended up being their acceptance letter

Mach: had a pet kitten once, but it was in her bed and she rolled over it. The kitten is now a pancake

Flesh cousin: transformed into bive once and it made bive TWEAK OUT

Dr retro: has arms, but not anymore

Gnarpy: DOESN’T have trans scars and is actually TRANSPHOBIC

Jermbo: He stays in his room and sits on his fat ass while jermbomination kills EVERYONE on PURPOSE

Melanie: got really scared of Jeff the Killer after Folly killed her

Mozelle: dressed up as Jeff the Killer once

Null: scag once told him “clap if i got a fat ass” and he didn’t clap

Reddy: who?

Stat: She doesn’t like you

[senu102929]

Reading Bonded by Thorns now thanks to @my-maasverse and @sparrhoe and here's my impressions of the guys when you first meet them:

Keldarion:

Caspian:

Ezryn:

Farron:

Dayton: