I Want to Be Your Nerdgasm

Colossal nerd and flagrant homosexual. I'll be posting all sorts of things that I find interesting/entertaining. Follow me!  I am Michael Vader, of the Legion of Drunk Geeks podcast. Check us out at http://www.LegionofDrunkGeeks.com !

[fudgepopninja]

me on a date: so how do you feel about animated movies?

them: um they're kinda silly don't you think?

me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: sorry but i have to go home right now immediately

[weloveshortvideos]

Show up to my sugar daddy funeral like

[weloveshortvideos]

When you buy the best fireworks in the store.

[bbyadwoa]

Woaaah.

[azuila]

a:tla southern raiders episode

[dutchstore]

Cops be like.. by Rudy Mancuso

[thebuffyfiles]

[reactionfaces]

[firstknivesclub]

when he hits the spot

[trynottodrown]

[monkeydollitle]

Before I un-muted all I thought was “Damn, that crab looks so gangster.”

[wizardshark]

how did so much happen in 6 seconds

[somefagonyourdash]

some tinder bios never cease to impress me

[transkafka-deactivated20150624]

we need more catholic memes

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

[transkafka-deactivated20150624]

this is the kind of content i live for

[fudgepopninja]

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT, AGENTS OF SHIELD?!

WHO. GAVE. YOU. THE. RIGHT.

[satisfieddread-gifs]

[kyleehenke]

[fudgepopninja]

Same

[purpleccem-deactivated20150424]

I laughed a little too hard at this one.

[subgirlygirl]

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

[yersinia--pestis]

that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.

[lizard-music]

IM FUCKGIN CRYING

[macleod]

An abstinence-focused sex education class in East Lansing, Michigan recently received a shock when one student’s sex-positive mother sat in on the proceedings — and hilariously live-tweeted them.

Alice Dreger, a professor of medical humanities and bioethics at Northwestern University’s Feinberg School of Medicine, was invited by her son to join his abstinence-only sex education class, to see, in her words, “how bad it is.”

Dreger has a fair amount of experience in the sexuality arena — she’s written prominently about the value of pleasure, given a TED talk on the power of anatomy and regularly tweets about the importance of sex positivity — so she knows what she’s talking about when it comes to sex.

Unfortunately for her son’s sex education instructor, this meant that the class was ripe for public shaming. (Source: Mic) | follow mxcleod for more

[fuckyeahdragrace]

[herm-ondead]

Miss Tammy!!!