Hey sorry for being absence the past couple weeks, I've had some shit going on in my life regarding school and life: but anyways here's Simon's dynamic with his bio-siblings(Niccolò(age 36), Alexander(age 29 if alive age 39) , Michael(age 30), Edmund(age 27), Anthony(age 24) and Allegra'Lucille Paladino(age 19, if alive age 30).) because I realized I never gave any headcanons so enjoy!
-Simòn, Allegra and Alexander were an unstoppable trio till Alexander and Allegra died.
-Allegra and Michael are twins.
-Anthòny is the spoiled little brother but they love him anyways.
-Edmund is An obsessed artist.
-Niccolò is a recovering alcoholic and apple juice is his new addiction.
-all of the siblings are superpowered.
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Niccolò: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Anthòny: Yeah watch your fucking language
Alexander: OKAY WHO TAUGHT TÒNY THE FUCK WORD?
Allegra: 'The fuck word' LOLS 😂😂.
Edmund: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Micheal: Oh my god they censored it
Anthòny: Say fuck, Eddie.
Micheal: Do it, Ed. Say fuck.
Niccolò:... You guys are so fucking immature.
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Michael: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Anthòny: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.
Micheal: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Allegra: Actually I did the math, Tòny would have $225, not $0.15.
Anthòny: Fam I’m right here....
Simòn: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Niccolò: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Simòn: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Edmund: Hey I just realized Allegra is right, Anthòny would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Alexander: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Micheal: You can buy anything you want with $22,500?
Allegra: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.
Michael: Apply juice to what?
Allegra: Direct towards your fatass forehead.
Niccolò: Great chat everyone.
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Niccolò, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Niccolò: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Alexander: We were out of Doritos.
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Alexander: Time for plan G.
Simòn: Don’t you mean plan B?
Alexander: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Niccolò: What about plan D?
Alexander: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Anthòny: What about plan E?
Alexander: I’m hoping not to use it. Edmund and Michael dies in plan E.
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Alexander: Greetings, Humans.
Anthòny: Three kinds of people😂.
Niccolò: I want apple juice.
Anthòny: Four kinds of people😊😊.
Edmund: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?
Anthòny: Five kinds of people.
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Allrega: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Anthòny: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Alexander: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Tòny, learn to listen.
Niccolò: What if it bites itself and I die?
Edmund: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Simòn: That’s correlation, not causation.
Anthòny: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
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Niccolò: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Anthòny: Nope, absolutely not.
Simòn: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Alexander: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Edmund: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Allegra: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
Niccolò: I hate this fucking family.
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Here's what they all look like:
Sorry for being absent again, hope you enjoyed-fluffyfrog out.