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Hi I guess is about time I introduced myself.

I'm fluffy frog (not my real name for safety reason)

I have been diagnosed with asd, dyslexia and anxiety

I am half European and half Australian

Fun fact:

-I am ambidextrous

-I have a fear of wild fires

-I have an older brother

-I have three cats, a dog and four stick Insects

Im a pansexual, aro/ace and genderfluid

Fandom I am in: demon slayer, dbd, tfwlb, ifa, gravity falls, toh and five nights at Freddy's (yes I am a fnaf fan)

#imaginary friend asylum #the friends we left behind #gay #aroace #gravity falls #demon slayer #toh #five nights at freddy's #asd #dyslexia #anxiety

Happy pride month my girls, gays, guys, in betweens, anything, everything and nothings.

Everyone and everything deserves sunshine for a flower to live without it would wilt, and nobody deserves to wilt not even the cruel. We are all born together under this sun and it is the sun we all die under, never forget that we are people.

Everyone deserves someone no matter gender, sexualities, race, ethnicity, religion, disability or anything else. We all bleed the same so we shall never bleed alone.

And I say this as a autistic, afab, dyslexic, ADHD, polyamorous, pansexual, genderfluid, aroace, mentally ill, pagan, immigrant.

We all deserve somebody because without somebody there is no humanity and without humanity we are not human.

Everybody deserve to lay in the sun.

-Fluffyfrog out.

#pride month #trans pride #lgbt pride #pride flag #queer pride #gay pride #lesbian pride #happy pride 🌈#pride icons

Hey here some Gazerbeam headcanons from my drafts, enjoy!

-Simòn cries blood when his powers are overused(freaked the fuck out of Psycwave first time he did it).

-when Simòn cries normal while not bloody it is abnormally hot sometimes even boiling tears(he has burn himself and others before.)

-Simòn has very good aim due to his powers and also due to his older brother teaching him and his sister to spear fish at a young age.

-by extension he's really good at darts and other games of that nature.

-Simòn moved to USA at the age of 24.

-in my au!the show goes on Simòn is Transmasc, aromatic and gay.

-Simòn and Peggy(Psycwave) are very close friends, meeting first outside of hero work.

-Universal man and Simòn bounce vocal stims off each other.

-Phylange and Gazerbeam had an on and off fling for the entire of the Thrilling Three.

-Peggy and Simòn queer platonic T4T girl boss and boy flop and I will not be convinced otherwise.

-Simòn had a large slight rebellion problem against NSA higher ups and by extension most team leaders only especially Everseer.

-The reason why he ended up leaving the Thrilling Three was actually a mutual decision between them realizing that they weren't good for each other due to arguing often and personal differences, but they stay friends.

-During the glory days Everseer and Gazerbeam had a long on and off causal(by Chappell Roan) romantic/just sex/weird emotion angry venting relationship that the Phantasmics had to witness.

-ended up being the reason Gazerbeam left(they had a petty/sex tense argument and Gazerbeam left to prove a point.)

That's all folks, hope you enjoyed-fluffyfrog out.

#the incredibles #gazerbeam #the incredible oc #oc #ocs #au #the incredible au #psycwave #universal man #phylange #everseer #everbeam #the phantasmics #the thrilling three

Hey sorry for being absence the past couple weeks, I've had some shit going on in my life regarding school and life: but anyways here's Simon's dynamic with his bio-siblings(Niccolò(age 36), Alexander(age 29 if alive age 39) , Michael(age 30), Edmund(age 27), Anthony(age 24) and Allegra'Lucille Paladino(age 19, if alive age 30).) because I realized I never gave any headcanons so enjoy!

-Simòn, Allegra and Alexander were an unstoppable trio till Alexander and Allegra died.

-Allegra and Michael are twins.

-Anthòny is the spoiled little brother but they love him anyways.

-Edmund is An obsessed artist.

-Niccolò is a recovering alcoholic and apple juice is his new addiction.

-all of the siblings are superpowered.

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Niccolò: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Simòn: >:O language Nic.

Anthòny: Yeah watch your fucking language

Alexander: OKAY WHO TAUGHT TÒNY THE FUCK WORD?

Allegra: 'The fuck word' LOLS 😂😂.

Edmund: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Micheal: Oh my god they censored it

Anthòny: Say fuck, Eddie.

Micheal: Do it, Ed. Say fuck.

Niccolò:... You guys are so fucking immature.

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Michael: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Anthòny: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.

Micheal: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Allegra: Actually I did the math, Tòny would have $225, not $0.15.

Anthòny: Fam I’m right here....

Simòn: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Niccolò: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Simòn: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Niccolò: :(

Edmund: Hey I just realized Allegra is right, Anthòny would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Alexander: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Micheal: You can buy anything you want with $22,500?

Allegra: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.

Michael: Apply juice to what?

Allegra: Direct towards your fatass forehead.

Niccolò: Great chat everyone.

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Niccolò, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Allegra: sup

Micheal: Hi.

Anthòny: Hello.

Edmund: Hey!

Niccolò: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Alexander: We were out of Doritos.

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Alexander: Time for plan G.

Simòn: Don’t you mean plan B?

Alexander: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Niccolò: What about plan D?

Alexander: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Anthòny: What about plan E?

Alexander: I’m hoping not to use it. Edmund and Michael dies in plan E.

Michael: WHY?!

Edmund: What-

Allegra: I like plan E.

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Simòn: Hewwo.

Allegra: Hihiiiiii!

Alexander: Greetings, Humans.

Anthòny: Three kinds of people😂.

Niccolò: I want apple juice.

Anthòny: Four kinds of people😊😊.

Edmund: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?

Anthòny: Five kinds of people.

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Allrega: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Anthòny: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Alexander: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Tòny, learn to listen.

Niccolò: What if it bites itself and I die?

Allegra: That’s voodoo.

Edmund: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Simòn: That’s correlation, not causation.

Anthòny: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Simòn: That’s kinky.

Niccolò: Oh God.

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Niccolò: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Anthòny: Nope, absolutely not.

Simòn: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Alexander: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Edmund: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Allegra: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

Michael: Mood^^

Niccolò: I hate this fucking family.

Michael: Good.

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Here's what they all look like:

Alexander:

Niccolò:

Simòn:

Allegra:

Micheal:

Edmund:

Anthòny:

Sorry for being absent again, hope you enjoyed-fluffyfrog out.

#the incredibles #the incredible oc #oc #ocs #au #the incredible au #gazerbeam

Here's Ross supersuit because I got bored:

(She has been mistaken for a villain multiple times, mostly by gamma jack)

#the incredibles #the incredible oc #oc #ocs #au #the incredible au #gamma jack

Just realized I never did a character profile for Morgan(Ross and Rudolph's dad).

Name: Rolf'Wolfgang Morgan Dagger

Nickname: Morgan, Morgs, Gg

Height: 6'6 1/2ft

Weight: 112kg

Age: 39

Date of birth: 1st of April 1915

Place of birth: Leipzig, Germany

Ethnicity: German with little bits of Dutch and French.

Conditions: ADHD, PTSD, Deaf.

Powers: Dimensional vision(seeing between barriers and dimensions), emotion manipulation, enhanced visibility, probability manipulation, muscle manipulation, astral projection. (Ross got her super nature from Morgan not Simon, surprisingly.)

Language spoken: German(Austrian and standard), Italian, French, Yiddish, Hebrew and little bits of Russian. (learnt Hebrew and Yiddish for Simon when he first married him, also attempted to learn Russian as well for Simon.)

Family:

Younger brother: Andreas Popov(age 38, formally Andreas Dagger. He took his wife's name, he is the king of I love my wife club)

Sister-in-law: Marilyn Popov(age 35)

Nephew: Vikkor Morgan Popov(age 13)

Son: Rudolph Kein(age 20)

Daughter: Allegra'Rosaline James Dagger-Paladino(age 14)

Ex-husband: Simon James Paladino(age 33)

Ex-sister-in-law: Allegra'Lucille Paladino(age 19, if alive age 30), Jane(age 5, if alive age 21) and Aria(age 7, if alive age 23) Costa

Ex-brother-in-law: Niccolò(age 36), Alexander(age 29 if alive age 39) Paladino, Michael(age 30), Edmund(age 27), Anthony(age 24) Paladino, Gabriel(age 13, if alive age 19) and Andy(age 17, if alive age 42) Costa.

Ex-mother-in-law: Lilith Costa(age 58, formaly known as Lilith Paladino 1st husband and Lilith De Luca Maiden name)

Ex-father-in-law: Enzo Paladino(age 69) and Antonio Costa(age 60)

Friends:

Close friends with his ex-brother-in-law Alexander when he was alive(actually how he met Simon).

Quite a few old military buddies named Horst, Vinnie, Jośe and Bertie.

Still very good friends with Simon and quite a few of his ex-in-laws.

dislikes: his ex-mother-in-law(retired villain and overall evil bitch), his son's attitude(kind of a girl dad on accident), Jameson(dislikes because he knows Jameson/Everseer was interested in Simon when they were married, he's kind of jealous I mean Simon was the man that gave him his daughter. That's a level of respect nobody else has.) and gamma jack(he hates supremacist and womanizers.).

His aesthetic:

Looks like:

(Would kill for his kids plus (little)Alexander and Simon. Also he did generally fall inlove with Simon toward the end of their marriage. Anyways Rudolph and (little)Alexander are next, also Simon family dynamics with his siblings and parents are coming.)

(good night good day good whatever time it is when you see this-fluffyfrog out)

#the incredibles #the incredible oc #oc #ocs #gazerbeam #au #the incredible au #everseer #everbeam #the phantasmics

Hk Marcoburst latched onto Gazerbeam as a safe person because he was the first older trans person they met.

That's all I had to say, spread the trans man Gazerbeam and nonbinary Marcoburst agenda.

#the incredibles #gazerbeam #au #the incredible au #marcobust #transmasc #transgender #nonbinary

(Cannon incredibles universe)

Mr incredible: Simon?... No your not.

Ross: do I look like my dad?.

Mr incredible: no my late friend... I can't believe it. You could be his twin.... Your face, your eyes... just your voice and clothes are different?

Ross: my name is Roseline, I don't look like a ghost do I?

(One of the main reasons Ross dislikes Mr incredible is because he can't see her as anything but her dad)

#the incredibles #gazerbeam #the incredible oc #oc #ocs #mr incredible #the incredible au #au

In the cannon of the incredibles.

my oc Ross would not go after her dad(aka Gazerbeam) but instead join her older brother's team due to having no where else to go. She would actually be at the deleted scene from the incredibles two during the memorial morning Psycwave, Hypershock, Gazerbeam and Universal man, she would also be seen in the background of the legalization of supers on Winston's boat scene.

Also possibly have a scene involving Mr incredible or Frozone(you can't tell me they would love to meet someone who is essentially Gazerbeam's genderbend more socially intured clone or be gutted about not knowing he had children)

Parallels between Winston's father's relationship with Gazerbeam and fironic, with Winston, Ross and her brother Rudolph.

My girl can't not catch but a disease at this point.

#the incredibles #the incredible oc #oc #ocs #gazerbeam #psycwave #universal man #hypershock #winston deavor #mr incredible #frozone #fironic

In my incredibles au!the show goes on, there is a couple song(for each stage in my au) that I've found to define them all here they are(also their biggest fear/regret):

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Simon(Gazerbeam):

Start(1954-1955):last words of a shooting star-mitski. (Felt a severe lack of purpose beyond raising his children and didn't really have anymore self preservation, which is why he went to syndrome's a Island he wasn't thinking straight.)

Middle(1956-1957):down by the water-PJ Harvey. (This is basically him feeling like he failed to protect his children especially when Ross and Rudolph joined a super team.)

End(1958-1959): never love an anchor-The crane wives. (Due to his fear of hurting his children, especially after he found out about the syndrome situation)

biggest regret: leaving Italy, going to syndrome's island not protecting Ross and Viktor.

Fear: losing and/or failing the people he loves, becoming his mother and mirrors.

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Rudolph(the green phoenix):

Start(1954-1955): harpy hare-Yaelokre. (When he found out Viktor and Ross were missing, his first thought was to go to his father and let’s just say it was not a pretty site)

Middle(1956-1957): Andrew in drag-the magnetic fields. (Straight up because he fell in love with Alix(gasleak) when he saw them drag.)

End(1958-1959): the Phoenix-fall out boys. (generally for the actual reason, his powers are being a Phoenix also when he was training Ross to be a hero after her villain stunt.)

Biggest regret: not taking Ross out of her spiral sooner, not asking Alix out sooner.

Biggest fear: losing his family(Simon, Ross, Alexander, Viktor and even though he doesn’t want to admit it his father Morgan), failing his team and water.

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Ross(nimble spirit):

Start(1954-1955): You're a big girl now-the stylistics.(first time she was ever truly on her own and looking after friends, the first time she was a "big girl")

Middle(1956-1957): seventeen going under-sam fender. (Right after she killed syndrome and Mirage, also during the time of her "villain" stunt(it was three months at most), then she proceeded to join Rudolph's team)

End(1958-1959): 500 miles-Peter, Paul and Mary. (When she left America to Italy for the second time and then she left Italy and went to live in France with her girlfriend. She doesn't regret a thing but she does miss it.)

Biggest regret: going on her villain stunt for two-three months, going to the NSA(this girl hates the NSA)

Biggest fear: Pyrophobia, loud noise(possible relation to her deafness), water(will fry hear aids), her own powers, when family or friends are at risk(especially if because of her) and reflective surfaces.

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Vikki(aka Obsidian):

Start(1954-1955): Seasons in the sun-Black Box Recorder. (Just felt right, also describes his relationship with his dad)

Middle(1956-1957): made in Japan-Buck Owens and the Buckaroos.(yearning king final boss)

End(1958-1959): I'll believe in anything-Wolf Parade. (Yearning king final boss part two.)

Biggest regret: going to Syndrome's island, letting Ross go, not getting with Rowan(he lays awake thinking about him)

Biggest fear: heights, air vents(irrational phobia), arachnophobia very extreme, public speaking, public situations without people he knows and kids.

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Rowan(aka Shockwave):

Start(1954-1955): Fable-Gigi Perez.(internalized homophobia is a bitch)

Middle(1956-1957): late nights & heartbreaks-Hannah Williams & the Affirmations.(he constantly feels like he failed Vikki.)

End(1958-1959): Can't catch me now-Olivia Rodrigo.(straight up disappears, they didn't catch nothing)

Biggest regret: staying with Vikki for so long and going to Syndrome's island.

Biggest fear: Loud noise, deep water, his mother finding out, Everseer and Syndrome.

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Jameson(aka Everseer):

Start(1954-1955): Re-Do -Modern Baseball.(Idk it just felt right for some reason)

Middle(1956-1957): Late & Heartbreak-Hannah Williams & The Affirmations.(during the situationship arc be between him and Simon)

End(1958-1959): Earrings-Malcolm Todd.(When he finally got with Simon, pretty much the honeymoon stage)

Biggest regret: not getting with Simon sooner(dear Lord they make me sick),

biggest fear: losing/failing Macoburst(aka Mac), disease, dying and squirrels/rodents.

(I've been working on this since the fourth of February😭😭.)

#the incredibles #the incredible oc #gazerbeam #oc #ocs #au #the incredible au #everseer #everbeam

fuffy-frog

Hear yer hear yer I give you Dynabeam and the thrilling four.

-give me old married couple vibes, ngl.

-Phylange and Apogee are sick and TIRED of their shit

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Apogee: Gazer isn’t answering their phone

Dynaguy: I’ll call

Phylange: Apogee and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Gazerbeam: Hello?

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Apogee: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Dynaguy: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Phylange?

Phylange: Probably “road work ahead”.

Gazerbeam: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Phylange: *Screams*

Dynaguy: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Gazerbeam: Should we do something?

Apogee: No, I want to see who wins.

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Catlynn(Apogee): Shit.

William(Phylange): Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Simon(Gazerbeam): OH MY GOD ETHAN FELL OFF!!!

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Dynaguy: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Gazerbeam: What's that?

Dynaguy: Remorse code.

Gazerbeam: I'm even angrier now.

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Gazerbeam: You know, not every problem can be solved with a gun.

Dynaguy: That's why I carry two guns.

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The thrilling four's dynamic^^^^

kendall445

YES AND THE DYNABEAM YAOL your spoiling me with my two of one of my fav ships🥹🥹🫶

fuffy-frog

No problem hun.

fuffy-frog

*hits you with PlasmaWave Yuri*

The horse could be Macroburst or Everseer your decision.

This is their dynamic to me.

kendall445

Yes.. give me the plasmawave yuri…

fuffy-frog

You asked and shall receive.

HERE *throws EverBeam at you*

*also beats you with Phantasmics*

#the incredibles #gazerbeam #au #the incredible au #everseer #everbeam #the phantasmics #marcobust #plasmablot #psycwave #plasmawave if you squint #plasmawave

Hear yer hear yer I give you Dynabeam and the thrilling four.

-give me old married couple vibes, ngl.

-Phylange and Apogee are sick and TIRED of their shit

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Apogee: Gazer isn’t answering their phone

Dynaguy: I’ll call

Phylange: Apogee and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Gazerbeam: Hello?

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Apogee: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Phylange: Probably “road work ahead”.

Gazerbeam: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Phylange: *Screams*

Dynaguy: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Gazerbeam: Should we do something?

Apogee: No, I want to see who wins.

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Catlynn(Apogee): Shit.

William(Phylange): Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Simon(Gazerbeam): OH MY GOD ETHAN FELL OFF!!!

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Dynaguy: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Gazerbeam: What's that?

Dynaguy: Remorse code.

Gazerbeam: I'm even angrier now.

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Gazerbeam: You know, not every problem can be solved with a gun.

Dynaguy: That's why I carry two guns.

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The thrilling four's dynamic^^^^

#the incredibles #gazerbeam #au #the incredible au #dynaguy #DYNABEAM #phylange #the thrilling three #apogee

*hits you with PlasmaWave Yuri*

The horse could be Macroburst or Everseer your decision.

This is their dynamic to me.

#the incredibles #au #the incredible au #everseer #marcobust #psycwave #plasmablot #plasmawave

Here are the files for Syndicate. Enjoy.

Trunda(Aka Rufus Best)

Power: ice control and creation, temperature control, super agility

Power type: 7.5/10

Strength: 4.5/10

Endurance: 5.7/10

Intelligence: 7.4/10

Agility: 8.9/10

Indestructibillty: 3.2/10

Public popularity rating: 8.9/10

The Green Phoenix(Aka Rudolph Kein)

Power: pyrokinesis, flaming "Phoenix" wings manifestation, harpy craw and attributes manifestation.

Power type: 6.9/10

Strength: 6.3/10

Endurance: 3.2/10

intelligence: 4.5/10

Agility: 5.7/10

Indestructibillty: 1.9/10

Public popularity rating: 8.3/10

Gasleak(Aka Alix'Vladimir Moreau)

Power: Gas and acid control and generation, unnatural pain tolerance and regeneration

Power type: 8.2/10

Strength: 4.6/10

Endurance: 6.5/10

intelligence: 7.9/10

Agility: 7.2/10

Indestructibillty: 4.2/10

Public popularity rating: 3.4/10

Lady Mage(aka Ambrozy Kowalska)

Powers: teleportation, Psychic flight, mind reader, Telekinesis, craw on walls.

Power type: 4.7/10

Strength: 2.7/10

Endurance: 4.1/10

intelligence: 8.9/10

Agility: 2.6/10

Indestructibillty: 1.8/10

Public popularity rating: 7.5/10

Archangel(aka Jaylin Doe)

Powers: Healing, light and lack of light control and generation, ability to enter state of inbetween gas and solid, invisibility, white wing generation, halo generation

Power type: 9.8/10

Strength: 7.9/10

Endurance: 3.2/10

intelligence: 3.9/10

Agility: 6.2/10

Indestructibillty: 7.4/10

Public popularity rating: 8.9/10

Cyclone(aka Avery Jupiter Martian)

Powers: Storm and weather generation and creation, natural disaster control.

Power type: 5.2/10

Strength: 2.3/10

Endurance: 5.4/10

Intelligence: 3.9/10

Agility: 7.8/10

Indestructibillty: 2.3/10

Public popularity rating: 1.4/10

Nimble spirit(aka Allegra Rosaline'James Dagger-Paladino)

Powers: illusion(manipulation of surroundings), teleportation through mirrors and reflections, Oneirokinesis, memorokinesis, luckokinesis, telekinesis, psychokinesis, hyperkinesis, gravitokinesis, spiritokinesis.

Power type: 6.4/10

Strength: 1.5/10

Endurance: 9.7/10

Intelligence: 9.1/10

Agility: 7.9/10

Indestructibility: 2.3/10

Public popularity rating: 7.9/10

Syndicate:

Power type: 8.1/10

Strength: 5.7/10

Endurance: 7.2/10

Intelligence: 6.2/10

Agility: 6.9/10

indestructibility: 3.9/10

Public popularity rating: 7.9/10

Team handlers(aka Sergei Sokolov and Simon James Paladino.)

Sergei Sokolov:

Powers: super speed and the ability to know truth the difference between lie.

Power type: 4.2/10

Strength: 2.1/10

Endurance: 1.7/10

Intelligence: 7.1/10

Agility: 9.7/10

Indestructibility: 2.9/10

Simon James Paladino:

Power: Super high endurance, Lazer eyes, ability to see in the dark.

Power type: 4.2/10

Strength: 4,2/10

Endurance: 8.5/10

Intelligence: 6.3/10

Agility: 2.9/10

Indestructibility: 1.6/10

(They so silly I love my silly guys-girls-gays-something, knock off Gruncle Stan and single mom who works two jobs loves her kids and never stop with General hands and the heart of fighter.)

#the incredibles #the incredible oc #oc #ocs #au #the incredible au #gazerbeam