Fugaku Uchiha

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[shisuiuchiha]

IDEA: ShisuiSummerWeek2026 Anyone?

YES! I'm participating!

Depends! Maybe!

Voting ended onJun 4

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[hidan-anon]

HECK YEAH YOU BET YOUR TUSH I AM!

[shisuiuchiha]

Shisui I want you to move out of my residence and find a new home. Immediately. You've soiled the Uchiha name for long enough. Mikoto and I both want you to leave the premises and.. Never return. Scram! Get lost from here! Don't expect any of us to attend this so called wedding that's rumored you are holding with a man. I never want to hear from you after this.

What.. You want me to.. I don't live with you?! I never did! I was visiting once for reasons then I left! Unless you're referring to my pup! Then I will gladly come by to pick him up! I thought he was with Naruto but he's with you! That's news to me.. THE UCHIHA NAME?! YOU MEAN THE NAME YOU ALREADY DEFILED BY INSTIGATING YOUR OWN SON IN A COUP?! NEWSFLASH OLD MAN: THERE'S NO UCHIHA LEFT TO 'SOIL'! ALSO?! I live nowhere near you, or Konoha! I don't even live on the outskirts of Konoha! I won't bother sharing my address because I know what will happen if I do.

I didn't invite you, SIR. Your invitation didn't even get lost in the mail because a.) I have yet to send any invitations, and b.) I won't be inviting you. YOU are NOT attending. That man is my future, so if you speak smack about him I won't be taking it too lightly. Funny how you never want to hear from me but you keep showing up? Why? I haven't crossed paths with you in ages. 'Any of us' must mean only you, because @mikoto-uchiha isn't any of you.

[fugaku--uchiha]

So you admit you are in a VILE CONTENTIOUS AND SHOCKING RELATIONSHIP WITH A MAN! FIRST SASUKE NOW YOU! I see now that he was influenced by your disgusting practices.

[shisuiuchiha]

No? I admit I'm in a loving, supportive, fulfilling relationship with my love. Who he is will never be revealed to you, and Sasuke was fagging out long before I was even alive. He's the OG Uchiha gayboy, I mean.. you've got it the wrong way sir. There's no contention..

[fugaku--uchiha]

DO NOT SPEAK OF SASUKE IN SUCH A FILTHY MANNER SHISUI! YOU ARE TRYING MY PATIENCE. SHISUI! YOU ARE HEREBY BANISHED FROM THE UCHIHA CLAN, AND I SENTENCE YOU TO-

[shisuiuchiha]

Shisui I want you to move out of my residence and find a new home. Immediately. You've soiled the Uchiha name for long enough. Mikoto and I both want you to leave the premises and.. Never return. Scram! Get lost from here! Don't expect any of us to attend this so called wedding that's rumored you are holding with a man. I never want to hear from you after this.

What.. You want me to.. I don't live with you?! I never did! I was visiting once for reasons then I left! Unless you're referring to my pup! Then I will gladly come by to pick him up! I thought he was with Naruto but he's with you! That's news to me.. THE UCHIHA NAME?! YOU MEAN THE NAME YOU ALREADY DEFILED BY INSTIGATING YOUR OWN SON IN A COUP?! NEWSFLASH OLD MAN: THERE'S NO UCHIHA LEFT TO 'SOIL'! ALSO?! I live nowhere near you, or Konoha! I don't even live on the outskirts of Konoha! I won't bother sharing my address because I know what will happen if I do.

I didn't invite you, SIR. Your invitation didn't even get lost in the mail because a.) I have yet to send any invitations, and b.) I won't be inviting you. YOU are NOT attending. That man is my future, so if you speak smack about him I won't be taking it too lightly. Funny how you never want to hear from me but you keep showing up? Why? I haven't crossed paths with you in ages. 'Any of us' must mean only you, because @mikoto-uchiha isn't any of you.

[fugaku--uchiha]

So you admit you are in a VILE CONTENTIOUS AND SHOCKING RELATIONSHIP WITH A MAN! FIRST SASUKE NOW YOU! I see now that he was influenced by your disgusting practices.

[fugaku--uchiha]

Happy Mother's Day to the woman who's carried and raised my two wonderful sons, and has been by my side through death and the living. I love you very much. 🤍@mikoto-uchiha

[mizzbrattywi]

Pew pew bitches!!!

Happy Star Wars day!! May the 4th be with you🤣

[king]

as my bitch friend sasuke would say……….tch…………..pathetic

[fugaku--uchiha]

That's not entirely true. You give the BEST hugs. Fortunately, they are all for me! 🫂😘😍🥰

And so it shall remain. 🖤

[rin-nohara-anon]

𝙐𝘾𝙃𝙄𝙃𝘼𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙃𝙐𝙂𝙎

𝙄𝙏𝘼𝘾𝙃𝙄 - gives the warmest, gentlest hugs. He gives the quintessential bear hugs ™ His hugs remind you of summer days and crushing on the hot guy from high school and feeling safe and protected from everything. His hugs linger and he doesn't pull away until you do. But Itachi doesn't give hugs out willingly, he never initiates hugs. Itachi doesn't offer hugs, you have to ask him for a hug. Never go in for a hug with Itachi without a consent notice first.

𝙎𝘼𝙎𝙐𝙆𝙀 - Sasuke gives the chillest, one arm hugs. Or he gives the most well rounded strong and assuring comforting hugs ever. His hugs are quality in every way. His hugs can get you through anything. His hugs are resilient and even if everything is going wrong with your life you can count on Sasuke's hugs to mend every tiny heart break and every distress all at once. Sasuke's hugs are healing. But, unless he's used to you, there's just as much threat touching Sasuke without a warning. You might be faced with a sharp angle and stinging word or he will freeze in place, if you go in for a hug and he's blindsided.

𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙎𝙐𝙄 - Shisui's hugs are like hugging weeping sobbing wet kittens. He gives the snuggliest hugs. His hugs are the equivalent to having an hour long gossip session with your gf. OR, he gives the most masculine energy hugs, since come on, the guy is made of thick muscle and shredded abs. Does Shisui give the sexiest hugs? Maybe, it depends on who's hugging him. ;) Shisui's hugs are either like hugging a long lost bestie or sharply enticing, where you can lean on his chest and forget about the worries of the world.. Shisui also likes to lean his head on your shoulder or chest, and rest against you when he's weary.

𝙊𝘽𝙄𝙏𝙊 - Obito gives the BEST hugs, hands and arms out. Obito LOVES giving hugs. His hugs are open arms grabby and seductive and yummy and anything but gentle. But is it Tobi hugging you? Or Obito? Tobi loves to give BIG BONE CRUSHING BEAR HUGS, lifting you off the ground. He lives for making sure you feel better. He will ask you over and over if you feel better in his Tobi voice. He will make you laugh and bury his face in your hair. He will sweep you off your feet and run around in a circle with you. Obito's hugs are sweet and smooth, and his arms usually go around your neck. His chin rests on your head. Obito's hugs are either alluring or calming to the point you drift away to sleep.

𝙈𝘼𝘿𝘼𝙍𝘼 - Mads' hugs are electric. If he ever goes in for a hug. His hugs are short. But you can be pleased to get a hug from Mads. His hugs aren't warm or gentle, they're quick and sharp and the most rib shattering hugs you will ever experience. But the feel of his defined pecs against your chest will always be remembered. His hugs are meant to be cherished, and excite you, and if you are lucky enough to be hugged by Mads even once well he doesn't usually stick around for a second hug.

𝙁𝙐𝙂𝘼𝙆𝙐 - Fugaku doesn't give hugs. Ever.

[fugaku--uchiha]

That's right I don't give hugs. I'm not here to coddle and spoil and infantilize these kids. Kids these days need a shock to their system and a hard hand.

[massachusetts-official]

Happy weed Easter! Blaze it if you got it. It's legal here. We are cool like that

[deviantplum]

If you light a joint at exactly 4:20pm on Weadster, Jesus Christ will appear to smoke it with you. And he's a chill stoner, but he's got a bad habit of going off on a monologue before he passes the joint back. So watch out for that.

[lago-morpha]

sorry for the reddit meme but me actually

[mikoto-uchiha]

Mikoto what is happening!

I have no idea

[obitoanon-archive]

@fugaku--uchiha Kushina is claiming she's pregnant and won't tell anyone who the baby daddy is. I made a poll about it. You're one of the options. Don't worry we know it's not you. The poll closed and it seems Shisui and Orochimaru are top contenders to be the fathers. We are also hedging for @orochimaruanon to go through with claiming paternity. For no reason at all.

[shisuiuchiha]

There is no baby trust me. She's an attention seeking psycho. She will do and say anything for attention, even lie and make herself believe the lie.

[uzumaki-kushina]

There is TOO a baby SHISUI! IN FACT YOU'RE THE BABY DADDY! I DIDN'T WANT TO REVEAL IT WITHOUT TALKING TO YOU FIRST WAY BUT HERE WE ARE. TIME TO OWN UP AND BE A DAD!

[shisuiuchiha]

See? I knew she would do this. Absolutely completely unspeakably UNHINGED. She is full of it.

So since you don't know who the baby's father is does this mean you are in fact, WITHOUT a child?

You're not pregnant are you?

[uzumaki-kushina]

I AM. how convenient that you forgot Shisui. How you came to me.. while I was in my night gown, crying, sobbing my eyes out, and.. you held me. We talked all night.. and made love till dawn, and then... you were gone. Vanished without a trace. BUT YOU DID LEAVE A TRACE. You left traces in me.. I will never forget that night SHISUI and you shouldn't either!

[rin-nohara-anon]

Wow Shis.. I guess I wasn't good enough for you. My womb means nothing to you does it?

[shisuiuchiha]

Is this a female thing.. being crazy together, all at once? Do females amass together and.. decide start a coven and.. just be crazy? Like this?

I have never had sex with a woman. I have never been ALONE with Kushina. She's insane. I'm taking her to the doctor just to prove there's no baby in her.

[uzumaki-kushina]

Okay! Let's go Shisui! smiling and happy as she wraps her arms around his

[fugaku--uchiha]

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS! SHISUI WHAT IS THIS I'M HEARING! Are you married! Or are you having another bastard baby!

[fugaku--uchiha]

Top 5 Hottest Females in Naruto PLZ

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First few are Fugaku's choices. Last few are Mod's.

[fugaku--uchiha]

Can we get a cat? How about a Cat??

A cat is fine. There's an overpopulation of stray cats that one can pick off the streets and adopt.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You can only drink the drink you get from this wheel for a month!

https://wheelofnames.com/uh3-8jf

how're you feeling?

Great!

okay, I could do it

okay, I couldn't do it

dead

horrible

im allergic/intolerant

Results

Voting ended onApr 9

[fugaku--uchiha]

Can we get a dog?

A dog? Why?

[mikoto-uchiha]

Why not? They're so cute!! Just look at Ziggy. I want one

[fugaku--uchiha]

What kind of dog? Can you take it for walks?

[mikoto-uchiha]

I can walk a dog! As long as it doesn't run. Well...wait. Maybe I should think about this

[fugaku--uchiha]

It depends on the dog breed. If you want a husky they are very active and need to run around. They get very big. Most dogs need to run and play. I can take them for walks in the evenings. Why don't you borrow Shisui's dog for a couple of weeks and see how you fare.