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One arm crossed over his armor's plate, flicking a rubber band over to her direction as he spoke his native tongue to the mysterious Saiyan female. « How did you survive? »

she’s quick to catch whatever the fuck he had just thrown at her, holding it in her palm before letting it fall to the ground.

〈 i was off planet at the time. why do you care? 〉

#shes rude msorry #daiikonn

memedelene

Brooklyn 99 Sentence Starters

“I was trying to shield you. Do you know how much stress I’ve been under lately?”

“Shut your dumb poem mouth!”

“He’s so suave. Does anyone else get a little bit of a gay vibe? No? Okay.”

“Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot.”

“He likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn’t solved is how to grow up.”

“Has anyone ever told you you look just like a statue?”

“Who doesn’t bring their phone with them into the bathroom? That’s like the whole reason to go in there.”

“So, you want to feed the bad guys a lot of soil?”

“I think this is where Batman’s parents got killed.”

“I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.”

“No hard feelings, but I hate you. Not joking. Bye.”

“Start taking care of yourself again! I miss those gross, overly large muscles!”

“How are we going to get past them without a gun fight?”

“No one asked you to take your shirt off. Stop volunteering to take your shirt off.”

“Baby, I’ve got some bad news. Someone painted a giant penis on our minivan.”

“Don’t arrest him. Just smack him. Hard. With a phone book on a body part no one can see. Know what I’m saying?”

“Maybe it’s just old person gunk. You know how old people always have that gunk on them.”

“We don’t need guns. I have a lighter, okay, we get some hairspray, make some flame throwers. Let’s fry these bitches.”

“Alright, we’re outnumbered and unarmed.”

“Wait! Before you say anything, I want to guess what happened based on your face. Someone died. No! You won a prize. I’m not getting better at this.”

#[ ;; meme ]

yunhuntress:

‘ true..~ ‘ she purrs, fingertips idly strumming the bud underneath the fabric. ‘ ..fine, I can’t keep denyin’ that cute face. ‘ & as she said, she tugs the fabric aside to expose the sweet flesh underneath. a kiss here, a kiss there, until finally her tongue begins to sweetly lap at her bud, purr still quietly rumbling within her chest.