Dead Inside But Ready to Ride

Emmie, 29, Filipino she/they/pup. Like 80% of my stuff is queued. Ask for my discord. Soupe Time on Famfrit. Header image by @sillylily04 Tags

[fullmetalmch]

waywardvvind —> fullmetalmch

Yay I finally have a canon ffxiv url

[intercal]

you could follow the genuinely funny poster who is going to be gone in 6 months, or you could follow me, the mediocre-to-okayish poster who's been on tumblr for 11.5 years and will be here until the flames finally reach and destroy the data center with our precious memories

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

legendary scrandle pull

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

Yeah, im a PETA supporter. People for the epic troll of awesomeness

[atmodeforce]

The B-52s creepypasta youtube thumbnail

[atmodeforce]

[beemovieerotica]

[ouroborosorder]

a Pokemon porn fangame where the gym leaders have competitively viable teams. you wanna see Lenora’s tits? lock the fuck in and learn to counter facade ursaluna

[crayongator]

[supermariomamafucker]

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

[kirikomamura]

[theonion]

[frankiedotbiz]

[lastoneout]

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classicism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

[lastoneout]

Every time you feel bad for having coffee with cream and sugar or ranch on your salad or putting extra butter and salt on your veggies I want you to imagine the spirit of John Harvey Kellogg in front of you and then I want you to kill him with a real gun and eat your delicious food in peace.

[things-that-are-not-true]

grow your puppy online free click here to begiin

[that-house]

[that-house]

Try exploring the wizard's body

[maxxie-or-smth]

HOP OFF MY DICKKKK!!! wait get back on i miss you

[velvetys]

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

[duncebento]

maybe women are stronger than you think

[velvetys]

Sorry listening and learning here