Dead Inside But Ready to Ride

Emmie, 29, Filipino she/they/pup. Like 80% of my stuff is queued. Ask for my discord. Soupe Time on Famfrit. Header image by @sillylily04 Tags

[fullmetalmch]

waywardvvind —> fullmetalmch

Yay I finally have a canon ffxiv url

[2ward]

ppl doing long distance pet play on here is so fucking funny like your dog is off its leash bro . it’s in another state

[wcdonaldo]

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

[dogpuppy]

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[azolitmin]

[dreadwedge]

salad is mostly items

[dispadaperisce]

I had a vision.

[forlorngarden]

you and that fucking wasp

[wrenvi]

I like toby going out of his way to make fun of our typos

[eroscestlavie]

normally I would not just screenshot myself and post it here but it’s Friday and I’m feeling lazy

[eliluminado7]

why so cracy

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

DEMOCRACY = DEM ALL CRACY

[utopians]

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

[guiltfactory-moved]

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

[dateamonster]

by the fourth or fifth time you "come back wrong" no ones even impressed anymore

[pukicho]

No one has ever made money

[pukicho]

Okay I feel like maybe you don't like me even at all.

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

[10001gecs]

😭