Homicide, not boys.

I'm Wednesday Addams. I'm thriteen. And I know how to use a crossbow. So watch out.

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"Definitely unique, yes. And a bit creepy, I assure you. I’m really wondering what you’ll become when you’ll grow up."

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''I'm thinking I'll be a homicidal maniac. Got to aim high.'' 

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+ fullofwoewednesday

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"An Addams? That’s a common name but I don’t think I have ever heard of you. I’ve seen a lot of weird and creepy things you know… but you might be the creepiest child I’ve ever met."

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''Not where I'm from. Probably for the best that you haven't. Usually when people think of my family - it doesn't come with the best connotations. Well, thank you. Though I don't think of myself as creepy. Unique, certainly.'' 

[sandandglass]

[jamila-jam]

Me & my future children.

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+ 3

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Sam remained standing, idly looking around the house. The place was frightening, decor wise, at least. Of course, he knew better than to judge by just looks alone. For all he knew, this was just a strange family in a creepy house getting a bad rap from some prissy neighbors and not the haunted place that he’d been sent to investigate. “…Yes,” he said, drawing out the syllable as he turned to look at the little girl, a small frown on his face. “Exactly that, actually.”

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Wednesday nodded, ''Well, you needn't worry about that. We're going to soundproof the basement, so no one should hear a thing. Though perhaps my neighbors need to be taught a lesson in minding their own business. Quite rude, calling a fake agent.. Or a hunter?'' she looked up, raising an eyebrow. ''I can only assume that's what you are.''

[lovekara77]

Another Wednesday.

[creepydarling]

[themagicofvenice]

[carlathezombie]

Endless List of Favourite Movies—> The Addams Family

"Pugsley, sit in the chair."

"Why?"

"So we can play a game."

"What game?"

"It’s called, ‘Is There a God?’"

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"I see… I know a grown-up like that too. At least I think he’s a grown-up… Are you related to the Holmes family by any chance?"

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''No. I'm an Addams. You might have heard of us... Though most people who have would not still be here talking to me. Far too scared.''

[fullofwoewednesday-blog]

Wednesday + Sam

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”No. I don’t do musicals. Nor do I do any kind of animated princess stories,” Wednesday said, shaking her head. ”I don’t understand why people keep trying to change me.”

“I can understand that,” Sam muttered with a small laugh. “People don’t understand when people can’t be ‘normal’, remember?”

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''Yes, but that's only stupid people, really,'' Wednesday shrugged, almost smiling. ''I'd rather be me than be normal any day. Especially if it's the only way a person can be unique.''

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"I really hop you are lying to me. Excuse me, but you’re a weird little girl. A bit… morbid. I think I need some vacations."

[fullofwoewednesday-blog]

''I'll let you think that. And yes, I understand that I'm not like most children. Luckily. They're all quite stupid in my opinion.''

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"Well, sorry that I don’t kill people like you want me to." He spat, crossing his arms. "I’ve been there done that. Never going back to it, end of story."

''But why?'' Wednesday asked, a little curious. ''I mean, you must be pretty old. You're never tempted?''

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Edward’s eyes were wide. “Umm, your a little girl. That shouldn’t be an achievement.” He replied, maintaining his cool.

''I am, yes. Wonderful observational skills,'' Wednesday replied, sarcastically. ''But I see it as one. Obviously you wouldn't. You're not even the cool kind of vampire.''

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"Great! This is great. Usually I put people like you behind bars you know. And you just confessed a murder. So… I think I’m supposed to arrest you right now."

[fullofwoewednesday-blog]

''People like me? You mean eleven year olds? How many eleven year olds have you actually arrested? Anyway, you're basing this on my word, and I can lie. Also I'm not even threatening you, what's the issue here?''