damashita:
unfortunately, they wouldn’t be getting the appreciation & acknowledgement they so desired. such is the cruelty of the haze, & it so dictates that putting up with the snake’s bullshit goes unrewarded, as it’s the way of life. survival, even. how terrible.
❝ ‘cause that pride a’yours is on the stake? ❞
They rolled their eyes, continuing to mop as the snake spoke. As hard as they were trying not to be a dumbass, they were so goddamn bored.
“Okay, jerk, I’ll bite,” they replied finally, letting out a sigh. “What’s the bet?”











