Work in Progress

I’m doing great, guys

[carlytayjepsen]

exactly 130% of women have experienced this facial expression when having to listen to Men™ talk some absolute bullshit over them

[functioningadult1]

Always watching......

[functioningadult1]

When do you just give up?

Feeling incredibly knocked down. I cannot tell you how many jobs I have applied for in the past year and a half. SO many. I’ve reached out to the like 2 people I know in the industry - nada. I’ve changed my resume and cover letter style like 6 times. I’ve worked with a career coach to help guide me and figure out the best methods. I’ve exhausted almost every avenue for what I want to do in life and it doesn’t matter. I’m literally in the exact same place that I was 2 years ago when I started this movement.

Wow that’s FUCKING depressing. I feel so defeated and can’t see any silver lining or light at the end of the proverbial tunnel. I’m either not qualified enough (I definitely am, but people want to see experience in a specific title, which is stupid guys) or I can’t even get in the door because I don’t know anyone anywhere and I’m just getting lost amongst the billions of resumes.

I honestly don’t know anything different I could do. I don’t know any other avenue. And what I’m doing is clearly not working. So what the fuck do I do?

[functioningadult1]

After waiting 3 hours on Monday and having it sell out, then waiting an hour on Tuesday and having it sell out except for the bullshit “platinum” tickets, and then today waiting an hour and half only to see resale tickets and platinum tickets for 3 times what they originally were.....

I’m sad, disappointed, angry, frustrated, etc. I also sliced the shit out of my thumb today on a knife my company makes -_____- and it still hurts like a bitch. This has been a horrible week. I feel knocked down and beaten up and also a little betrayed.

Girl @taylorswift when are you goin to explain this all to us? This isn’t you!! What’s going on???!

[path-of-my-childhood]

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tinydesk: The wait is over. Coming tomorrow. Taylor Swift at the Tiny Desk. NPR.org/tinydesk #tinydesk #taylorswift

[functioningadult1]

Is anyone else feeling sour now about this

[dontbesheeple]

[blah-idc]

that’s a better use for it

[borderlinecat-deactivated201503]

[funny-pictures-uk-deactivated20]

this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews. 

[functioningadult1]

AMEN

[functioningadult1]

A cat progression

@taylorswift

[functioningadult1]

The way she screams “he looks up, grinning like a devil”......

😳🤯😲🤩😛😭😭😵

@taylorswift

[functioningadult1]

Does anyone else initially think “miss Americana and the half-blood prince” when they’re listening to the song? Every time.

@taylorswift @taylornation

[functioningadult1]

Lover already being this years best selling album and it’s been literally two days is the best biggest FUCK YOU to all of the haters and the men who tried to hold @taylorswift back.

Middle fingers everywhere y’all

[functioningadult1]

He’s so fucking busy all of the time making these biscuits and I’ve still yet to see the final product.

What the fuck have you been doing

@catsofinstagram

@catasters

@taylorswift

[botanize]

[functioningadult1]

+sprinkle in doing a, b and d at work and top it off with some @taylorswift music

[functioningadult1]

Caturday shenans

#justvommedahugehairball #hadtocleanuphugehairball

One silver lining to being a hermit is that on really nice days where most social human beings go and do things, the landromat is EMPTY YALL.

[functioningadult1]

DED. it’s like I’m there it’s so real

[functioningadult1]

Lover (album) makes cleaning up cat vomit a tiny bit less repulsive. #hairballsyall #hethinksaheadbumpwillmakeupforthis #heisright

@taylorswift

[functioningadult1]

Dream? @taylorswift hiring me to be part of her team.