LET'S FUCK LIKE DITTO IN A DAYCARE.

at first this blog was only weird porn, then it was everything that appeared on my dashboard, then it was only cute homestuck stuff, now its probably just gonna include all of the above. ((this blog is trash dont follow me))

[homestucky]

the only good homestuck brotp is rose and karkat, talking abt romance, smokin some weed,

[homestucky]

I HAVE NO MEMORY OF EVER SAYING THIS AAAAA

[animationstations]

[catholicamputee]

this was the weirdest movie ever.

[marsup]

shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

[nickandros-deactivated20150105]

if a song was in shrek, then there is no way to un-associate it with shrek; it’s forever going to be a shrek song

[an-egg-deactivated20130705]

I  FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD

[wisewombort]

[magickeyboard]

@functioningvaginaginas

[functioningvaginaginas]

[offensivememes4u]

[pukicho]

Hey 

[pukicho]

everyone’s bones are wet

[panseyiii-deactivated20180814]

why would you say this

[pukicho]

No one said hi back

[crusty]

Lets bring back 2007-2010 era emoticons cuz life was so much easier when we all showed exactly how we were feeling =3=“

[crusty]

god the tags on this post are so pure

2018 IS THE YEAR YOU DO WHATEVER YOU WANT FUCK CRINGE CULTURE!!  \(>0<)/

[ratfilms-deactivated20180512]

i would agree with this but the person who posted this has a homestuck icon therefore the post is invalid

[crusty]

I peed your moms pants last night Loser

[macden]

video games // lana del rey

[gamzee]

don’t tell anyone but sometimes i still think about homestuck

[moonpaw]

tell us more tumblr user gamzee

[onlytwitterpics]

[sprousetwinsblog]

[sprousetwinsblog]

[just-shower-thoughts]

What America thinks of Texas is what the world thinks of America.

[neonprotagonist]

if your favorite kid was dave strider when you first started homestuck, youre probably a trans guy. if its rose lalonde, youre probably a lesbian. jade harley? youre a furry. john egbert? you still love him with all your heart and you are very vocal about it.

[praise-lua]

…fuck i can’t decide if i love dave or rose more

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

Dave and Jade holy cheese

[functioningvaginaginas]

gfdi

[owlpostagain]

Hogwarts WiFi Passwords

Let’s get real, it’s a school filled with wizards and controlled by wizarding adults. The Hogwarts Wifi password would be “password.” At best, it would be “hogwarts.”

But as for the individual houses…

Slytherin:

Network Name: The Dungeons

Password: 6FBb9w52 [changed monthly to protect from potential leaks]

Gryffindor:

Network Name: The Best House Ever

Password: Gryffindor1 [was “Gryffindor” for 6 years straight, but they changed it after too many unwelcome visitors]

Ravenclaw:

Network Name: Ravenclaw Tower Wifi

Password: fire [Prefects will only give the password in riddle form, it’s up to students to work out what the actual password is.The password is also changed frequently. In this case, the riddle is “Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?”]

Hufflepuff:

Network Name: PuffPuff

Password: Pass