Beetlejuice NSFW Alphabet
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A=Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
I honestly think that he would be a bit too distracted by something else to really help you. It doesn’t mean that he doesn’t want to, he just in genuinely focused on so many things that he.. sorta forgets to be softer
B=Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
As egotistical as he is, it would be his face or even… probably his dick. I mean, look at him and tell me that he wouldn’t make it a point to tell you how big his dick is at least once a day.
I firmly believe that he is an ass man, but stepping aside, I do believe that he enjoys your hands just as much. Taking them in his and always kissing your knuckles to make you blush like no tomorrow.
C=Cum (anything to do with cum)
Do… do you think it’s like… green…??
Anyways, just about anywhere is a go for him, on your chest, your stomach, inside you, fuck it, on your face, it don’t matter to him.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
From watching the movie… I don’t think that he would keep anything to himself. I mean you would know everything in a heart beat.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
He’s been around for a long time, I’m pretty sure he knows just what he’s doing.
F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)
He found a kamasutra book at lets just say… you might try everything in that book in one night.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
There isn’t a single serious moment with you two, in and out of the bedroom. Poking some fun at you, himself, cracking jokes that might just kill the mood and overall being so outrageous you have to laugh.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
All I’ll say is that the carpet does in fact match the drapes. In every way.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
Sometimes he can feel like a gentleman and make it more about you, but mot of the time he’ll say what he’s thinking, and if you two are around other people he’ll tell you what he wants to do to you from the side of his mouth.
J = Jack/Jill Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Not too often, but sometimes when he’s by himself and had some lewd photos of you, why not?
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Whoof, okay it would be easier to say what he wasn’t into. If there even is anything.
Edging, overstimulation, lingerie, pet play, bondage, sensory depravation, marking, etc.
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
I mean, the Attic is just about free roam to the two of you, but if everyone might be out of the house for the weekend he doesn’t mind exploring downstairs at all.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Watching you get pretty irritated with him or pushing him away when he’s being an ass makes him just want to be all lovey dovey on you in an almost cocky way. He likes watching your failed attempt to push him away only for him to just be up your ass.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)
I think unless you would really want it, he would most likely draw the line at really hurting you. I mean, as crazy and out of control as he might be, he still loves you and wouldn’t want anything to happen to you.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Either way is perfect for him. He can do miracles with his tongue lemme tell you whOOF.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
He can get pretty crazy, taking you on a first class ride to Pound Town. I feel a bit bad for the Maitlands hearing what the two of you are up to. It’s not just the moans they hear.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Quickies are a godsend to him. He’s busy but wants attention, BAM, quickie right there in the attic.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Bj has no shame, what else can I say?
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
I… it… never stops. He… when I say he can go all night I really mean it here. I advise that you wear a seatbelt.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
He’ll have one at his fingertips for you in a second. I mean, he’s even up for you using some on him. Whatever gets the two of you off in the moment is good enough for him. Just… wash whatever he brings back to you….
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
What a dickhead. While he won’t leave you hanging for days, he might leave you unsatisfied and will make you wait until he comes back later that day to finish what he started.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Bj will quite literally hoot and holler. Like I said, absolutely no shame.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
is 100% the type to smoke a cigarette after sex. Fuck it, he’d even do it during sex.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)
A little bit above average, but makes it out like he’s packing a whole 9″.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
I firmly believe that this man was born horny, so… I mean if you’re down then he’s down and if he’s down you better be down or he’ll get whiney.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)
Won’t really go to sleep, rather just lies with you asleep on his chest as he puffs on that cigarette.
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