Fun Facts Official

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Official Fun Facts Blog managed by Rookerie, fun facts written by the Speaker of Truth General misinformation/surreality warnings due to the nature of this blog. I tend to avoid derealization (such as "you are in a coma, nothing is real") stuff but it is up to your discretion what you should tag when reblogging these posts. Another note: This blog is pointedly generally a pretty positive place. Expect good vibes here! If you see post that makes you feel uncomfortable/bad please let me know, I hope I don't have to but I am always okay with editing/removing any posts that people think don't fit in with this blog's goal of lighthearted, good-natured fun.

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fun fact: it is a common misconception that french vanilla flavored ice cream contains eggs. in actuality, french vanilla has pretty much everything BUT eggs. name an ingredient. is it eggs? probably not in there.

fun fact: none

fun fact: I already told you, bill, we are GOOD on bananas. stop asking!!!

er, there is no road. We make the road by w

fun fact: 64 can find the truth

fun fact: the man in the $10 suit that I mentioned before is still watching you, by the way... wait. he just looked away! just for a second. what was that? he's never done that before. oh, he's looking away again. quick! do something ridiculous while he's not watching!

fun fact: goldfish are the only animals incapable of lying. it's too bad most of them can't speak

fun fact: you are not in the dictionary because you will always define yourself. also, because it is technically illegal to publicly discuss you or write about you. oops, spilled the beans!

fun fact: the mockingbird's heart beats billions of times per second

fun fact: the two card scanners in your school cafeteria beep at slightly different tones. this is only noticeable if you play close attention. remember this

fun fact: nothing is certain except for death and texas

fun fact: meat is murder. vegetables is arson. grains is jaywalking

fun fact: you are your own worst enemy. you're coming for you. run!

fun fact: glue is simply an excellent marriage counselor for inanimate objects

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