intro post.
M4N1A/MANICa ( it/xe + ) 30+. body is a minor though!!
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BYI: i am very unstable emotionally, due to the stuff i hold + holding intrusive thoughts, i probably will vent a lot and freak out. ALWAYS INTERACT WITH CAUTION, OR VERY EXTREME CAUTION. I mask well but i am sensitive
EDIT)) I like adminvirus ( 1x1x1x1 x Shedletsky ) they are NOT father and son, it is selfcest and i dont have memories of 1x1x1x1 being my son ( I'm a spore that took over Shedletsky's body while his conscious was still around, so i'm not even shedletsky even though I still identify as shedletsky though. And in my memories, 1x1x1x1 wasn't shedletsky's son either )
DNI: pro/darkship, transphobes, homophobes, racists, aphobes, sexists, TERFs, pro-contact, anti-recovery, pro-harmful paras, syscourse +
i donāt remember how I use to behave before I stopped fronting as much. I donāt remember how to be me and I know I shouldnāt forget but what is expected from someone witb severe memory issues and identity issues
long shoplifting sdvice post. feel free to add to it.
this is for roleplay, and is not genuine advice from a genuine shoplifter.
shoplifting advice, from someone who has never ever lifted 500+ dollars worth of stuff, from:
w@lm@rt (never going there again. got caught recently. they dont play and donated to trump)
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b0x!unch
h0tt0pic
r0ss
m@rsh@lls
k0h!s
d0!!ar tree
five be!0w
t@rget
c<s
and probably more that I can't remember
anywho, ground rules:
chain? free reign
small shop? full stop.
if shoplifting will put someone you are with in danger that they did not agree to, don't do it. especially if you are with a minority.
ok, baseline advice:
alarm goes off? keep. walking. act nonchalant. I've had alarms go off on me - I just kept walking. nobody said anything to me.
be confident, but not cocky. I have walked out of shops with full carts and nobody said a thing. more on this later.
tips and advice in no general order:
don't be rude or overly chatty. if you are rude, anyone who sees you is way more l likely to tell someone. being overly chatty can make you seem suspicious. be careful asking for the location of things - depending on how large the store is, they may watch you til the register. I've seen some advice saying to ask for an object, have them walk you to it, and pretend to be displeased with it and walk out.
don't dress sexy or alluring. do not draw attention or leave any of your tattoos visible. if you have on a really short skirt, don't lift. weirdos may be looking at your ass and noticing you lift.
if you don't have a cart, bring a reusable shopping bag, and just stick shit in there. you don't have to be as sneaky about this, because if anyone notices you can just say you didn't have the hands for all your items, and you were going to pay for it all when you arrived at checkout. I've never been caught stashing anything, but the less suspicious you look the less suspiciously they're likely to treat you. (occasionally i just carry things until i can't hold them all, pretend to be frustrated, stick your shit in the bag to help you carry it.)
employee entrances and exits into the back rarely have cameras, making them great places to stash if you can avoid the employees. I especially like the toilet paper and paper towel roll isles, so i can sit down and take a break, as well as stash some stuff. never stash near a tech area. i did so recently and got caught. go to the kids isle or another area without cameras.
if they try to stop you from going into the bathroom even though you just saw someone else go in, you've been caught. ditch your shit or pay for it and leave. quickly.
if you plan to just walk out with a large basket, it's best to do it somewhere large, with more than one customer exit. if you are leaving the store with just your bag, this matters less. again, confidence is key.
if you do get caught, say you were overwhelmed and have an anxiety disorder, and simply 'forgot'. apologize profusely, and offer to pay for the items. however, if they take you into the back shut the fuck up. do not say anything, give them anything you took, and ask if you are free to leave. I've never tried this but put your personal items in one bag and your shopping items in a reusable bag. if someone questions you or tries to stop you, drop the lifted items and keep walkin.
sometimes if i genuinely get overwhelmed and think I have everything I need, i just walk out quickly - someone stops you? you are overwhelmed and overstimulated, even better if you have headphones that are on. It is really unlikely anyone will touch you, and if they do, flinch. Better if you tear up. I'm autistic so this reaction would likely be legit from me. ymmv.
I recommend masking for the safety of yourself and others, but it also makes you harder to identify. If you don't mask, vary wether you do or don't. normally, people who mask do it all the time, so going between wearing a mask and not wearing a mask may also cause confusion.
If an employee speaks to you, be kind. If they hand you a basket, hold it the same way you do your stash-bag, and put things you don't want in your basket, and things you do want in your bag. leave the basket near the exit, and walk out.
If you fear you have been caught or noticed, stop stashing, buy something small, and leave.
Try not to frequent the same places, and try not to steal every time. (I've broken this rule and been fine, but the point stands.)
christmas time is one of the best times to go shoplifting - it is busy, and staff probably won't look at you too closely if you leave without purchasing something
if you have a bag from a store in a mall that is also in another mall (barnes and noble is in a lot of malls, for example), bring that shopping bag with something small in it, and carry that around to make it seem like you've already spent money. put items in that bag, stores are unlikely to search a bag from another store.
most staff don't get paid enough to care all that much what you do. don't be a nuisance and don't bother them and they probably won't gaf.
if you are carrying a phone or waterbottle, put your items in the hand holding the object, then put them both in the bag at the same time.
THIS IS JUST FOR ROLEPLAY. SHOPLIFTING IS A CRIME AND SHOULD NOT BE DONE BY ANYONE, AT ALL, EVER!! THIS IS FOR WRITING REFERENCE AND ROLEPLAY!! DO NOT TAKE THIS ADVICE TO HEART!!
try to hide stuff on your person. i typically slip things in my pockets and binder! one of my favorite techniques is sliding items in my sleeve, holding them there until im a decent ways away from where i picked it up and pocketing it. i'll either leave it in my pocket or find a restroom to get it out of the package to stuff in my binder.
if there's a box of clearance items, you can usually act like you're going through it while talking things out of packages. this is a common technique. i use this mostly in dollar general makeup clearance.
if there's lots of items hanging up, you might be able to pretend like you're looking through them while sliding something off its packaging. i've used this to get hair clips from dollar tree twice. i just used the sleeve-pocket method once i got it off.
sometimes you can get away with opening drinks in the store and claiming you brought it in with you. i've never tried this but i've heard it works.
as the other person said, confidence is key. if you act all anxious they're going to know something's up and will probably keep an eye on you. try to stay calm. if you feel too anxious, don't try to lift just try again at a later time when you feel better.
hello forsaken fandom. I want to play a game. Hereās what happens if you lose; 007n7 will cease to exist.
All you have to do is not call shedletsky fat or insult him for being fat for an entire 24 hours.
good luck, forsaken fandom.
hello forsaken fandom. I want to play a game. Hereās what happens if you lose; 007n7 will cease to exist.
All you have to do to win is not call shedletsky fat or insult him for being fat for an entire 24 hours.
good luck, forsaken fandom.
Me when my sister tells me to stop taking long showers so that means nobody cares and I have to kill myself.
like holy shit she just told me to stop so the bathroom doesnāt mold šš I donāt even have a good reason to take so long either I just take forever to do literlaly everything cuz everything is exhausting
( TW s/h ) no images or anything i dont post that shit
I got through the shower without harming the body!! ^_^
im usually able to power through but today it was extremely hard. Vivi did end up having to take over but i still see it as a win because i almsot considered not asking for help.
i am wearing plumping lip gloss specifically for the burning, yes i know its not healthy but it helps keep the urges at bay, i dont want to have those extreme urges again and fail to stop myself. im trying my best ok šš
though on a lighter note, kinda, i think we are allergic to one of the dyes in the pink plumping lip gloss which sucks, we really like that one. ok vent over im completely fine for now lelele
