I Dont Like To Eat Ants.

Phil. 22. Hat Enthusiast. Enjoys a funny animal picture from time to time.

[fungoidfred]

Alive?

in theory

[fungoidfred]

he’s called darth maul because he just started biting people

[fungoidfred]

i fucking love this thumbnail

[fungoidfred]

can you all be mad at nintendo somewhere else

[fungoidfred]

you watch doctor who?? man you need a doctor who can prescribe you some bitches

[bone-pirate]

Google photos messes up dates sometimes so now I have a rat from the year 5720 and a toad from the year 601

[fungoidfred]

born too late to see guitar toad in concert born too early to meet hat rat

[fungoidfred]

And as the smoke cleared, Papa John rose above the countless robots remaining. Pizza Man was wounded, low on energy, struggling to remain standing as Papa John ordered the final attack.

[nissanjuke]

The death,of Pizza Man.

[fungoidfred]

starting a rodent themed ska band called Reel Big Rat please look forward to our debut album Skatatouille

[fungoidfred]

boys be like “i know a spot” and then take you here

[fungoidfred]

*shouts the latin term for wild boar like a skyrim spell*

[fungoidfred]

i decided to stare at a digital clock all day to witness every minute pass and it just went to 13am after midnight

[fungoidfred]

it’s 16am now and it just keeps getting darker outside please help me i’m so scared

[fungoidfred]

it’s 76am now i’ve adapted to the darkness and am hunting rats on all fours

[fungoidfred]

[fungoidfred]

what the fuck im 22. pain

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[starkeaton]

Hey get out of there

[starkeaton]

noclip is strictly prohibited in my home

[hap-less]

Interior crocodile aligator

[fungoidfred]

this house has gators in it

[fungoidfred]

this dumb blog turned 3 years old a week ago

[fungoidfred]

tonight I dreamt I met Hayley Joel Osment and he was moving to Kenya but wanted to keep it on the down low

[fungoidfred]

there were a lot of ants in that dream I just remembered

[sistertaxon]

MY GF THOUGHT THE BAND WAS NAMED “HOLLAND OATS” AND MADE A JOKE ABOUT WHAT IF IT WAS HALL AND OATS I AM FLOORED

[fungoidfred]

sounds like they’re out of touch

[fungoidfred]

tonight I dreamt I met Hayley Joel Osment and he was moving to Kenya but wanted to keep it on the down low

[fungoidfred]

‪so did everyone in yoda’s species talk like that or was he just fucked up‬