run the world (plants)

the lasers are not in full bloom

[kleinergeist]

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

[curlymcclain]

the crazy thing about doctor who is that it really is the best show ever for 30 seconds at a time. you never know when those 30 seconds will be. sometimes they happen multiple times in a single episode and sometimes you wait years and years and years. and the best part is those 30 seconds are surrounded by the worst show ever, which is also doctor who

[shaxgirlsummer]

william shakespeare has been dead for 410 slutty, slutty years

[normal-horoscopes]

ControlRatsWithYourMind.gov

[death-by-sc0tland]

what the Fuck do you mean an official lungbarrow sequel just came out

[death-by-sc0tland]

for non doctor who fans this is as if they made a sequel to the bible

[gracefelldownaflightofstairs]

I love showing my non-Doctor Who friends the clip from the five doctors where everybody gets abducted by the weird triangles without context and refusing to elaborate

[polarity-disturbed]

I love this show

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yes.

[girlnephew]

[env0]

[pear-wigglers-llc]

Hello!! Could you put the eighth doctor from doctor who in the pear wiggler please? ( ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ )

The Eighth Doctor has been sent to The Pear Wiggler

[corallapis]

psa. instead of using the doctor who wiki that looks like this:

you should use the completely fan-run, AD-FREE, and MORE COMPLETE & UP-TO-DATE wiki at tardis.wiki:

[bugshroom]

my mind palace is not up to code

[stopmyhearts]

the gaping hole in your soul can be filled with doctor who

[mpregeminem]

words of affirmation. there's nothing wrong with me i choose to be like this every day for the bit

[themaybug]

Clean Slate, The Mountain Goats (x)

[jibunbosh]

tumblr staff says that if we don't buy $17,000 in crabs by 10 p.m. the whole website is going to be shut down by hotel management and all the guests are going to have to go home

[huffylemon]

[godtrauma]

just learned today that there was a german monk who was obsessed with witches and women having sex so he wrote an entire book called the hammer of witches where in one part he describes in detail that witches have the ability to make people’s penises disappear and they keep the penises as pets and feed them oats

[godtrauma]

i’m serious

[ansonmount]

The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society!

[c-bassmeow]

me after one activia 

[keyblademasterconnor]

Idk what this is from so I’m just assuming it’s Jamie Lee Curtis living her life

[whereisthenew]

Jamie Lee Curtis threw the first Activia at Stonewall

[cardassiangoodreads]

She won an Oscar for this