Filthy gothic princess @filthym3talhead - Tumblr Blog

i think it's really cute how your voice changes a little when you're horny and desperate. beyond adorable. see how it's your fault that i like torturing you? you make it way too entertaining.

i just ate an entire pizza in 10 minutes. hwat have i done

funnier-as-a-feedist

a paper shredder is a kind of feedee if you think about it

Paper Shredders are feedists!

filthym3talhead

this feels like my specific niche. i love robots. machinery. robot farts are also a niche topic i absolutely adore

got on a four hour long flight today and made the mistake of forgetting to take my anti gas meds after eating a burrito so I just kept constantly having bubble guts and ripping ass on the plane and desperately hoping the plane was loud enough where the girls on either side of me wouldn't hear and I just had to keep inhaling my own gas

i’m sleep deprived as fuck and i wish i was on that plane with you, this is genuinely a NIGHTMARE scenario though i hope you were able to get your anti gas meds after the flight. I feel jealous and sorry for the girls sitting beside you, they were probably suffering while smelling those awful burrito farts for hours <333

#puppy #farting #femboy #gas #gassy #gassy farts #girl farts #puppyplay

need a stupid puppy on a leash so i can forcibly pull them in to sniff all this fucking gas 💗

Have you ever farted while masturbating

i absolutely have <3 alot actually

the smell and the sound really turns me on <333 and bring wet just makes tte farts sound wet too💗

my vibrator died again :(( who wants to fart on my pussy instead to help me get off?

femmefartale

horny ): someone come over and fart with me until we get so worked up our hands wander each other’s bodies as we make out, only pausing to push out another fart

puppyagami

all farts are sexy but there’s something about the deep, bassy, disgustingly sloppy ones that make my pussy clench. feeling one of those rumble against my nose and mouth would send me to heaven

pumpkingas

I love love love domestic gas so much like I desperately need someone to sit on my lap quietly reading a book while shamelessly pumping farts into my lap, not even necessarily in a kinky way just feeling so comfortable and safe with me and knowing that I don't mind and I won't judge them for it and it doesn't even have to lead to anything else just use my lap as a chair and then continue with our lives like it's nothing out of the ordinary

filthym3talhead

hey baby…. can you help me out? 👉👈🥺 so you see… my vibrator stopped midway through and i’m still really sensitive and well…. i know you had alot of dairy today so… could you maybe fart on my crotch? please please please it’s the only thing that’ll be as good and i’m really fucking sensitive right now 🥺🥺☺️

filthym3talhead

this went hard. repost myself

Hi hi... Ummmm this slut wanted to thank you because it read your blog and happened to be going to the toilet at the time and it had a huuuuge gassy moment and felt umm... Thank you for having this slut question what it's into?

i have no idea how late i’m replying to this to but,,,

you’re absolutely welcome slut <333 i wonder which one of my posts made you question yourself the most honestly? helping someone discover what they might be into is one of my favorite things to do! especially if it’s a little taboo and raunchy~

redstonedust

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

filthym3talhead

i know this is a fart blog but you gotta understand how many fruit and vegetable shaped items i own in my bedroom 🙏 everything is shaped like something else and i love it

i recently got a coke can speaker to match my chocolate milk can camera, i have a boat shelf with a matching, smaller boat CD case. To store the rest of my CD’s i also have a cd shelf shaped like a pencil. I don’t have a jewelry box bc i hold up my necklaces with tech decks that i blue tack-ed onto one of my shelves and i don’t have a ring holders bc i stack my rings on these little thrifted cat statues tails. i have MULTIPLE, GIANT FRUIT PILLOWS. i also have fish pillows. i have multiple little trinket bowls but my favorite one looks like a bathtub.

i could keep going for hours this is my niche omg

i am on some shit you guys don’t even know about