Funky Bard Medina

he/him / Eldritch Horror / Definition of Bisexual Disaster

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Blorbo this pachinko horse that why don’t you give me five dollars

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Remember, I’m never far away (threat)

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Women love me

Fish love me

Men love me

Everyone loves me

You will love me

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Me on my grindshit

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I’m gonna stop being unhinged and start being fun-hinged

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Piss fiend more like piss friend

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Naruto more like Badruto

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Soup

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The went to the doctor today and the confirmed what I always knew.

THAT I AM IMMORTAL AND WILL NEVER DIE

also they’re getting me started on Lexapro to help my anxiety.

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I just finished volume 8 for RWBY.

Life is misery.

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You know, I used to really like RWBY. Like, back in Jr. High / High School, there was a time where I would watch RWBY every Saturday.

I’ve fallen off the wagon around season 7 and I could just pick up from there.

Then I thought

Why not just take it from the top?

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I love @darkestweasleys

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I love @funkbard

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Wife

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I love my girlfriend

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I’ve discovered I can’t play mean/evil characters. I feel bad when I do mean/evil things.

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I installed a new doorknob and door lock to my bedroom door and decided to see if the lock from the door went into the hole in the wall to keep the door closed

I did this while not having the doorknobs attached to the door

I locked myself in my room for 10 minutes

I am chaotic stupid

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In loving memory of Blake Belladonna.

She's not dead or anything I just love remembering her <3