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ANYWAYS THAT’S ALL FROM ME!!! REMEMBER TO CALL ME IF YOU EVER NEED ME EVER AGAIN!!! ESPECIALLY TO SUPPORT THE FREEDOM OF WORDS COMING FROM MOUTHS!! BUT OF COURSE THERE ARE SOME WORDS THAT I WOULD ADVISE YOU NOT SAY! BUT HECK IS AN EXCEPTION!!!

megxlo replied to your post:LET BARUCH SAY HECK!!!!!!

he said fuck

#megxlo

LET BARUCH SAY HECK!!!!!!

#I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON BUT I'VE BEEN VERY STRONGLY ADVISED!! BY MYSELF!! TO DEFEND SUCH A WORD OF HIGH STANDARDS!!

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good hentai x33!!

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funkmasterpapyrus replied to your post:

didn’t you log out forever, papyrus

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i just did

#ooc

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I’M SORRY AREN’T YOU THE HUMAN WHO KILLED ME EVEN THOUGH I TRIED TO BE LOVING AND KIND?? I SEE YOU HAVE NOT LEARNED FROM YOUR MISTAKES JUST YET SO IT IS A VERY GOOD IDEA THAT I HAVE SHOWN UP!!

YOU HAVE A PLETHORA OF MANNERS TO LEARN!!

interminal

first of all who are you?

[ both meant as a drag, and as a legitimate question. jean still has no idea why there’s a literal skeleton walking around and he has half the mind to brutally question papyrus like he did the first time they met. ]

second of all i have plenty of manners. plenty! i bet you don’t even know how to use fine dining cutlery as well as i do. i bet you eat with your hands!

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UM. NO?? USING MY HANDS IS VERY UNHYGIENIC!! OF COURSE I USE REAL CUTLERY!! WITH MY REAL HANDS!! FOR REAL FOOD!!

AND I ALSO HAPPEN TO BE THE MOST DASHING, HANDSOME, PRINCELY SKELETON IN THE ENTIRE!! EXISTENCE!! WHY, IF THERE WAS A POPULAR, HIP VIDEO GAME (WHATEVER A VIDEO GAME IS) I WOULD BE IN IT. AND I WOULD BY NO DOUBT BE THE MOST HANDSOME, DASHING AND PRINCELY-EST CHARACTER OF THEM ALL!

UNLESS THERE’S ALREADY A PRINCE. I CAN SETTLE FOR BEING THE PRINCESS. IN FACT! PRINCESSES ARE WAY COOLER! I’M A PRINCESS INSTEAD!

#im not bringing this blog back fuck yuo

megxlo replied to your post:WHAT IS “FOUR” AND WHERE CAN I ENGAGE IN THE ACT...

actually it’s “five”. get it right

I’M SORRY AREN’T YOU THE HUMAN WHO KILLED ME EVEN THOUGH I TRIED TO BE LOVING AND KIND?? I SEE YOU HAVE NOT LEARNED FROM YOUR MISTAKES JUST YET SO IT IS A VERY GOOD IDEA THAT I HAVE SHOWN UP!!

YOU HAVE A PLETHORA OF MANNERS TO LEARN!!

#megxlo

WHAT IS “FOUR” AND WHERE CAN I ENGAGE IN THE ACT OF?? ...”FOUR”ING???

#i use this blog only to comment on skype shit once in a blue moon

IT COULDN’T BE...

MY GOOD FRIEND IS, PERHAPS, TRAPPED INSIDE A BASEMENT?? IMPOSSIBLE!! EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE ONLY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER IS MY SHED!! WHICH IS JUST A SHED!! AND NOT IN FACT A CONTAINMENT CHAMBER!! I TAKE VERY GOOD CARE OF MY SHED.

JUST WONDERING WHERE IS MY GOOD ICE-CREAM PAL?? ASKING FOR A FRIEND OF COURSE! IF THAT FRIEND HAPPENS TO BE MY LEFT FIBULA!! WHICH WOULD IMPLY THAT MY FRIEND IS A PORTION OF MY BODY! WHICH IS! IN TURN! ME!!!

I AM THE FRIEND!! WHO IS PERFORMING THE ACT OF ASKING!!

I STILL DO NOT KNOW THE WHEREABOUTS OF MY ICE-CREAM BUDDY.

MAYBE HE JUST DOESN’T LIKE ICE-CREAM ANYMORE.

#BUT WORRY NOT MY TRANSPARENT FRIEND!#THERE ARE MANY MORE FREEZY COLD BEVERAGES TO ENJOY AND BOND OVER!

I HAVE NOT SEEN MY ICE-CREAM BUDDY IN A LONG TIME!!

I SURE HOPE HE ISN’T DEAD!! OR WORSE!!

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WHY ARE YOU GIVING CHILDREN WEAPONS INSTEAD OF CANDIES?? YOU CAN’T EAT WEAPONS.

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ACTUALLY, I’VE REALISED! THE HUMAN HAS A WEAPON, YES? MY BESTEST FRIEND HAS A WEAPON AND THEY’RE VERY CAREFUL WITH IT SO THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO ISSUE WITH ANOTHER CHILD HAVING SUCH A DANGEROUS WEAPON!!

PAPYRUS APPROVED!!!

#dashcomm 2014