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Ghost Rider comic or Chick tract?

(Source: Ghost Rider #8; Oct. 1974; Tony Isabella & Jim Mooney)

#ghost rider #johnny blaze #1970s #chick tracts #power of satan

Bullseye, sorry to burst your bubble here, but anyone could do some damage by throwing around packing crates.

(Source: Daredevil #141; Jan. 1976; Marv Wolfman, Jim Shooter, Gil Kane, & Bob Brown)

#daredevil #bullseye #matt murdock #1970s #bullseye and his delusions of grandeur

It’s a question for the ages, really.

(Source: X-Men #94; Aug. 1974; Chris Claremont & Dave Cockrum)

#xmen #count nefaria #1970s #not the first person to wonder this and certainly not the last #marvel

The Vision literally can’t.

(Source: The Vision and the Scarlet Witch # 9; June 1986; Steve Englehart & Richard Howell)

#the vision #enchantress #the vision and the scarlet witch #1980s #he just can't

After a night of hard partying with Thor that ended with a youtube rant about hating hockey, Captain America knew better than to show his masked face in Newfoundland.

(Source: Captain America and the Falcon #218; Feb. 1977; Don Glut & S. Buscema)

#captain america #steve rogers #captain america and the falcon #1970s #AMERICAN TOURIST STEVE ROGERS

Colossus, that is not the ghost of Communist leader Vladimir Lenin. That is Wolverine. Seriously, I don’t know how you could get those confused.

(Source: Alpha Flight #17; Dec. 1984; John Byrne)

#alpha flight #xmen #colossus #ororo munroe #wolverine #storm #1980s #1980s xmen catchphrases

Damn, Cap. That’s as cold as that giant block of ice you used to be frozen in.

(Source: Avengers #22; Nov. 1965; Stan Lee & Don Heck)

#avengers #captain america #scarlet witch #quicksilver #hawkeye #1960s #i thought the A on his head stood for America #turns out it stands for asshole

I’m sure there’s some really terrible “love is blind” crack in there somewhere, but I just can’t stop focusing on how he seems to be spinning on one finger on a balance beam...

(Source: Daredevil #15; April 1966; Stan Lee & John Romita)

#daredevil #matt murdock #1960s #PARKOUR!

Kitty Pryde eventually changed her codename to Shadowcat to escape the endless stream of “tab pulling” jokes, but the damage had already been done.

(Source: Uncanny X-Men #139; 1980; Chris Claremont & John Byrne)

#uncanny x-men #kitty pryde #ororo munroe #storm #xmen #1980s #making a joke about a 13 year old's tab just seems very inappropriate #what exactly are they even talking about here #because there could be a few possibilities...

It’s a good day to be Bullseye.

(Source: Daredevil #141; Jan. 1976; Marv Wolfman, Jim Shooter, Gil Kane, & Bob Brown)

#daredevil #matt murdock #bullseye #1970s #of course bullseye ruins all of this by strapping daredevil to a giant crossbow pointed at NJ instead of just killing him #seriously...that is how this comic ends

Ma’am, I’m afraid that broom isn’t going to cut it. You have a Wolverine infestation. You’re going to have to call Terminix.

(Source: Uncanny X-Men #139; Oct. 1980; Chris Claremont & John Byrne)

#uncanny x-men #wolverine #nightcrawler #kurt wagner #heather hudson #1980s #what exactly did she think she was going to accomplish with that broom?#someone's in my house...i could leave and get my superhero team #or i could just hit them with a broom!

Wanda goes through her “Cher” phase.

(Source: The Vision and the Scarlet Witch #1; Oct. 1985; Steve Englehart & Richard Howell)

#wanda maximoff #scarlet witch #the vision #the vision and the scarlet witch #avengers #1980s #divas don't need last names

Need to hide your secret identity? Invent a twin brother! Make sure to add juggling for extra distraction from the stupidity of your plan.

(Source: Daredevil #28; May 1967; Stan Lee & Gene Colan)

#daredevil #matt murdock #karen page #1960s #that time matt murdock claimed he had a twin named mike who was actually daredevil #seriously that happened

Geez, Tony...you’d think after how many “attractive blondes” you get caught with you’d be better at handling this situation. Worst. Wingman. Ever.

(Source: Captain America and the Falcon #218; Feb. 1977; Don Glut & S. Buscema)

#captain america #iron man #steve rogers #tony stark #1970s #IRON FOOT IN MY MOUTH SLOT #omg

Sorry, babe. Can’t get married today. Gotta fly Wolverine to the store to buy a new shirt.

(Source: Alpha Flight #-1; July 1997; Steve Seagle & Anthony Winn)

#alpha flight #wolverine #mac hudson #heather hudson #1990s #how to run errands superhero style

Geez, lady, it's just some guy with a flaming skull hanging out under your window. No reason to freak out.

(Source: Ghost Rider #21; December 1976; Gerry Conway, Gil Kane, & Sam Grainger)

#ghost rider #johnny blaze #1970s #hysterical hausfraus #marvel

Damn Thor... I know the Van Wyck is hell at rush hour, but you really need to work on that road rage.

(Source: Journey into Mystery #101; February 1964; Stan Lee & Jack Kirby)

#thor #journey into mystery #avengers #1960s #superhero commutes are the worst #thor fancy pants odinson

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