Socially Awkward Content

If it has to do with food, cats, or extremely lame jokes; it'll be here.

[positivelypositivethoughts]

[positivelypositivethoughts]

[positivelypositivethoughts]

[fruitblush]

im suffering from a horrendous disease called being in your 20s

[typelikeagirl]

[typelikeagirl]

[catchymemes]

[worst-of-facebook]

[funnymemesnthings]

It’s me. I am that one person

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[funnymemesnthings]

And I did none of those things 😂

[danielhowell]

DOOMED MERCH HAS DROPPED!

No this is not a drill - after touring the world (that is ending), probably the coolest merch I will ever release is finally here - we have scoured the corners of the earth to pull together a collection of WE’RE ALL DOOMED! merch to celebrate the recent show (and slit) and bring it online for you.

From the tour date t-shirt, to the iconic DOOMED ambigram hoodie, the black metal longsleeve and ..the ‘DanHub tee’ - choose what your apocalyptic aesthetic is.

WORLDWIDE: shop.danielhowell.com USA: us.shop.danielhowell.com EUROPE: eu.shop.danielhowell.com AUSTRALIA: au.shop.danielhowell.com

As a SPECIAL (wow) online-only offer - every order of the super limited quantity Vegan Leather Jacket (with rapture art on the reverse) will also ship with a totally unique Polaroid selfie that I took while thinking about death! 

I make no promises what I will be doing - it could be a cute smile, or a middle-finger. It’s just whatever the vibe was in the moment. Who knows what someone will trade for the rare under-chin angle that some lucky person will get? (I am so sorry)

And it’s not just garments - we’ve also got rare collectors items to snatch including the interval playlist cassette tape, and the 'Tears of My Enemies’ water bottle, that I drink out of myself everyday while manifesting people’s downfall.

Lastly, look out for the signed Ally Pally London show posters commemorating the final performances, which may come with fingerprints allowing you to perfectly fraud my identity, due to my left-handed sharpie smudging.

I want to say thank you to the tens of thousands of people that tuned into the stream to celebrate my show - without you it wouldn’t have been possible to capture for posterity and now the message can live on. I’m going to begin my quest to determine where DOOMED will live forever, and who knows if we’ll manage to wrangle any of the other rare itemz🐝 along with it in the future. I appreciate you all and I can’t wait to see you all looking gnarly as fuck scaring the normies in this merch. Thanks 🖤 - Dan

[neon-simmer]

When you're so cool that you wear two pairs of glasses at once.

[funnymemesnthings]

I CAN RESPOND TO COMMENTS WITH MY OTHER BLOG NOW?? @staff PLEASE never change this feature I’m begging 😭 I’ve been wanting this for years!!

[amazingphil]

DIL HOWLTER IS BACK

[danielhowell]

dan and phil playing the sims again. nature is healing🌳🦙

[pinof]

DanAndPhilCRAFTS

[positivelypositivethoughts]