THE Pop Star Music Experience Just for YOU Today!
Mail 24.98: The Pop Star Music Club 198 Sherwood St 3 Portland Maine 04103 (207) 450-3140 NO REFUNDS. NO RUBBER CHECKS!!! I'll send you a brand new Crew Neck Shirt (Specify Size) + A Pop Music and raunchy comedy CD of my Pop Songs & COMEDY I've published so far- signed so you can sell it on E-Bay or Amazon, etc. when I become FAMOUS - and a whole bunch of trinkets that you can wear or send through the snail mail. Do It TODAY! 92% of my friends love my Art/Music/Comedy/Healing when I work with people...most people would agree that I'm a very talented BOY! Thank You Very Much. Elvis has left the building...JOKES TO MAKE YOU LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF TODAY:
I'M THE WORST COMEDIAN IN THE WORLD, that's why people laugh at my jokes:
We live in a Society where people use an $800 smart phone to check their food stamp balance
Ashley Lenartson that is so correct...who wants an 800 phone. I've bought so many phones that I must have spent 800 on phones by now...most of them are going to a battered woman’s or men's shelter but you can't stop somebody from abusing you so why have a cell phone for protection??? So you can hit them over the head with it to distract them when they are physically abusing YOU then run like the dickens...
That's a joke meant to go no further. I could put Olive Oil on my face or hemorrhoid cream on it to tighten up my whole face...or I could put hemorrhoid cream on my hole to make it tighter...you just never know. There are a lot of uses for hemorrhoid cream these days...hope you are laughing you butt off...I surely am a Comedian...I mean Cumedian...now if I could just stop touching myself...
Some people like looking like PRUNES: they look like they are trying to dehydrate rather than hydrate themselves.
Today is NO UNDERWEAR DAY
Beau Tox is a friend of mine. He's related to De Tox...
Do you save bacon fat? If so, why and when would you use it? I'd use the bacon fat to grease up my girlfriend then go to town on her.
We are all animals. Some of us more so than others. Or, how about Monsters??? Check under your bed for the Monsters...
While I was growing up in Aroostook County, Maine I watched 'The Blob'. I couldnt' go to bed at night without thinking that THE BLOB WAS UNDER MY BED...