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“Here’s a question - why is this drink called The Zombie?” he mused, looking at his cocktail. “It’s all fruity and colorful. If it’s a zombie drink, shouldn’t it be, like, mushy or brain-like? Or maybe it’s that I turn into a zombie when I drink this? Maybe this is how the apocalypse starts.” His words were slurred, an obvious indication that this wasn’t his first of these.

“When I first met you I was like ninety percent certain you couldn’t get any cuter, but drunk you is adorable.” Bryce said, only on his second drink himself. “You should probably have a glass of water, hot stuff,”

“I think I’ve spent more time on the beach and in the water than I have drinking or– well anything else on this trip.”

“That’s a good thing though, right? More mature to be hanging on the beach than drinking wildly and not remembering where you left your underwear.”

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I didn’t say I didn’t have one, I said are you jealous of mine - but thanks for tellin’ me something I already know.

Oh, wow, awkward. Ehl oh ehl. I’m not jealous of your body, no offense. I’m totally okay with not looking like a soccer dad who’s only goal in like is to body build until he looks like John Cena, sorry.

Jaylen followed Bryce, the two headed down toward the beach, “I didn’t even think of that. You really are a genius. Just solid ideas out of you all the time,” he mused, kicking off his shoes when they got to the beach, looking around for a place for them to go sit.

“I know, I know, thank you,” Bryce nodded, pointing towards an un-occupied life guard stand. “We can go sit under that,” He suggested.

“I know I look super hot–I just don’t know why a girl with double D’s automatically has to win”

“Because clearly no one actually knows what they’re talking about.”

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“That is a little forward, but thanks.”

“Sorry, I don’t have much of a filter. You look good, is all,”

“ i’m sure no one says that !! plus–everyone can have a cute nickname !! like–bryce cake !! you know, like rice cake ?? i’m always thinking about food, so–you know. ”

“That’s actually really cute, you’re a genius,”

“ see–cutie is more accurate, i think. but, uh–yeah, no !! i’m pandora. or panda. i mean–you know, whatever works, i guess. ”

“Panda, that’s adorable. I love it, I wish I had a cute nickname. Most people are just like: Hey, Asshole, stop crying into your big mac I’m trying to order my McDonalds.”

“God, you really don’t have a filter on you, do you? I don’t think you can handle me. You seem a little too softcore for someone like me.”

“No, not at all. It actually keeps me awake at night. Oh, really? I bet you a blowjob I could definitely handle you,”

“ well–thanks then, i guess !! ”

“Anytime, cutie. Oh, right-- I don’t think we’ve met yet. I’m Bryce,”

@prettyoddbryce: do u ever just meet a hot shirtless guy and openly tell him you want to lick whip cream off of him bc... me too

#tweet #bryce is smooth until he gets embarrased about it later on

“ well–i guess that is true, yeah. ”

“It’s very true, so there. You’re hot, case closed.”

“Bryce? l like it. it’s cute. Matches the face pretty well. It’s a pleasure to meet you.”

“My face is a lot cuter when it’s making out with someone, honestly. Pleasure to meet you too,”

“ people say stuff without meaning it all the time, you know. especially if they feel bad. like–i was at lush the other day, and the girl there massaged my arm and then asked my opinion on the scent and i told her it was nice even though i didn’t like it and then i ended up buying it because i felt bad. ”

“Yeah, but you didn’t massage my arm and ask me to tell you that you were hot, I said it on my own.”

“Well, thank you for that. I wouldn’t mind that actually. A little kinky but I’ll try anything once. Name’s Alek, by the way.”

“Kinky is my middle name. My first name is Bryce, if you were wondering.”

“Dude, everyone else has abs and I’m stuck with this pale frame of a body. This is not a beach body. It’s a canvas for paint.”

“Abs shmabs, I’d lick whipped cream off of your chest. Like I said, You’re hot,”

“ wait, what ?? no, that’s–no. i totally don’t. i don’t think, anyway. i’m not really that type of person. like–a hot person, i mean. i don’t think i’d ever use that term to describe myself. ”

“You’re definitely a hot person or else I wouldn’t have picked that adjective to describe you with,”

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