Hello

My name is The Batter, or simply Batter, if you wish. I have decided that perhaps taking a break from my holy purpose isn't as unreasonable as I previously thought. If you would like to speak to me, or wish to request my help in the event of spectre infestations, do not hesitate to contact me.

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

glad to have finally gotten to you, mon cher! ha ha ha. i do hope i wasn’t too annoying during my constant efforts to sway you into finally posting? ah, i know what you’re going to say, though. “Zacharie, tu es tres bete, et oui, you did annoy me.” that’s it, isn’t it? 

[furioushomeruns]

You’ve taken the words right out of my mouth, Zacharie. I should have known you’d reply to this. Tell me, do you ever pass up an opportunity to pester me?

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

i knew it! and of course not, mon cher Batteur! what kind of friend would i be if i didn’t speak to you whenever i got the chance? don’t worry, i can predict your reply again. you are going to say “You’d be a good one, Zacharie.” are you not? i should start charging for this. 

*he wraps his arms around the Batter’s neck* dites-moi, mon cher, ça va? ce a être jours depuis nous avons parlé.

[furioushomeruns]

If you started charging, I doubt anyone would ever want to talk to you again. I can say for sure I wouldn't. *shrugs Zacahrie's arms off and pushes him back a tad* We're in public, Zacharie, and I am awaiting new company. Don't want to give the wrong impression. ...Mais, ça va bien. Et toi? J'ai manqué votre entreprise.

[alilesha-deactivated20121227]

Reblog if you have this:

[quicksilvertrion-blog]

…and are willing to share it with people that want to get to know you or RP :)

[furioushomeruns]

queenofsmoke started following you

Hello Vader. It's been a while. How are you?  ...Ah, I apologize, if you would prefer me to use a more formal name now, I would understand.

caniseeyourcredits started following you

Another Zacahrie? As if one wasn't enough. Perhaps you'll turn out to be more bearable than mine. Nice to meet you.

[furioushomeruns]

I suppose the proper thing to do is make an introduction post. I really have no idea at all what the point of being on this site is, but Zacharie convinced me it would be a good decision.  It may be a good idea to put myself out there and make acquaintances, now that I think about it. You can never have too much help in this world. Forget my ridiculous thought process. It is great to meet you all and I await your conversation excitedly.

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

glad to have finally gotten to you, mon cher! ha ha ha. i do hope i wasn’t too annoying during my constant efforts to sway you into finally posting? ah, i know what you’re going to say, though. “Zacharie, tu es tres bete, et oui, you did annoy me.” that’s it, isn’t it? 

[furioushomeruns]

You've taken the words right out of my mouth, Zacharie. I should have known you'd reply to this. Tell me, do you ever pass up an opportunity to pester me?

[furioushomeruns]

I suppose the proper thing to do is make an introduction post. I really have no idea at all what the point of being on this site is, but Zacharie convinced me it would be a good decision.  It may be a good idea to put myself out there and make acquaintances, now that I think about it. You can never have too much help in this world. Forget my ridiculous thought process. It is great to meet you all and I await your conversation excitedly.