The Masked Merchant

ha ha ha. hello, my friends. it is i, zacharie, the merchant. feel free to leave questions or simply talk for a while. as always, my shop is open for business, so if you've got the credits, i have the items you need! ((zacharie rp/ask blog. sometimes posting cosplay and art. will interact with anyone. I ship almost everything. mun is a semi-fluent french speaker, and headcanon zacharie is fluent, so expect french.))

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

ah, yes, i am fine. i just tend to get a little distracted! long periods of time paying attention to one thing. i have a short attention span. i apologize! 

[queenofsmoke]

Perhaps now we should move onto the truths and dares…

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

d'accord, ma reine! who should go first? 

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

i knew it! and of course not, mon cher Batteur! what kind of friend would i be if i didn’t speak to you whenever i got the chance? don’t worry, i can predict your reply again. you are going to say “You’d be a good one, Zacharie.” are you not? i should start charging for this. 

*he wraps his arms around the Batter’s neck* dites-moi, mon cher, ça va? ce a être jours depuis nous avons parlé.

[furioushomeruns]

If you started charging, I doubt anyone would ever want to talk to you again. I can say for sure I wouldn’t. *shrugs Zacahrie’s arms off and pushes him back a tad* We’re in public, Zacharie, and I am awaiting new company. Don’t want to give the wrong impression. …Mais, ça va bien. Et toi? J’ai manqué votre entreprise.

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

Oh, don't be harsh, dear. I'm not saying I should charge in the event of random expectation of speech from those I know well. I'm thinking... fortune telling. Yes. My own shop for fortune telling! 

Ah, yes, you're still embarrassed of me, I see. 

Moi, ca va. Je n'ai pas fait beaucoup. 

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

balljointedporcelain started following you

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

a guardian! my, my, i am sorry to report that i believed there were only three! i hope the fact does not offend a lovely lady like you, mademoiselle. *he bows politely* 

[balljointedporcelain-blog]

Hahaha! You aren’t the first sir. I am used to people assuming there are only 3 guardians, they are well-known. I am more of a minor element guardian, so it is not surprising. It doesn’t offend me at all. Such a gentleman though. she does a small curtsy in response*

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

a gentleman, me? i think you are mistaken. i'm simply a merchant with manners. i do my best, though. 

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

Do you dislike machines, milady? I find them… neat.

*he watched the movie intently at first, but slowly seemed more and more lethargic about paying attention*

[queenofsmoke]

No, no, not dislike… But… Hmm…

[She caught on and gently prodded his arm] Zacharie? Is everything alright?

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

ah, yes, i am fine. i just tend to get a little distracted! long periods of time paying attention to one thing. i have a short attention span. i apologize! 

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

i apologize for being away! i'll get to speaking with everyone right away.

[alilesha-deactivated20121227]

Reblog if you have this:

[quicksilvertrion-blog]

…and are willing to share it with people that want to get to know you or RP :)

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

glad to have finally gotten to you, mon cher! ha ha ha. i do hope i wasn’t too annoying during my constant efforts to sway you into finally posting? ah, i know what you’re going to say, though. “Zacharie, tu es tres bete, et oui, you did annoy me.” that’s it, isn’t it? 

[furioushomeruns]

You’ve taken the words right out of my mouth, Zacharie. I should have known you’d reply to this. Tell me, do you ever pass up an opportunity to pester me?

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

i knew it! and of course not, mon cher Batteur! what kind of friend would i be if i didn't speak to you whenever i got the chance? don't worry, i can predict your reply again. you are going to say "You'd be a good one, Zacharie." are you not? i should start charging for this. 

*he wraps his arms around the Batter's neck* dites-moi, mon cher, ça va? ce a être jours depuis nous avons parlé.

[furioushomeruns]

I suppose the proper thing to do is make an introduction post. I really have no idea at all what the point of being on this site is, but Zacharie convinced me it would be a good decision.  It may be a good idea to put myself out there and make acquaintances, now that I think about it. You can never have too much help in this world. Forget my ridiculous thought process. It is great to meet you all and I await your conversation excitedly.

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

glad to have finally gotten to you, mon cher! ha ha ha. i do hope i wasn't too annoying during my constant efforts to sway you into finally posting? ah, i know what you're going to say, though. "Zacharie, tu es tres bete, et oui, you did annoy me." that's it, isn't it? 

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

,

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

its a wonder i have followers or anyone talking to me

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

zoneonegod a réagi à votre billet : zoneonegod started following you

AND NICE TO SEE SOMEONE ACTUALLY FUCKING RESPECTING ME. HELLO TO YOU AS WELL MERCHANT.

yes, it does seem that you're having a hard time with a few others over there. including a few of myself? i apologize for my, er... their? behavior.

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

zoneonegod started following you

ah, Dedan! nice to see a guardian around. *bows in greeting* 

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

ah, merci, mon copain. you’re a caring soul. 

and do not worry! i know it’s natural of elsen to be nervous. but i’m sure everything will be fine. i’ll do my best not to worsen the condition.

[shylittleelsen-deactivated20140]

“Ce n’est pas un problème,” He replies warmly, chuckling not too soon afterwards and nodding. “I-I cannot see you worsening the condition, mon ami… You are v-very relaxed and have b-been gentle with me s-so far…”

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

i'm glad! i strive to create a relaxed, friendly environment for those around me. it became a habit of mine to do so when i first started working as a merchant; a nice environment means more customers! of course, i've found that it works just as well for making friends. *he smiled warmly*

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

i’m glad to hear that! et moi, je suis bien. 

[ashmaiden]

Magnifique! Have you gotten up to anything fun lately, mon ami?

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

unfortunately, no. things have been rather quiet and boring. i have decided to go out looking for adventure and company, but so far there has been little of interest. what about yourself? 

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

good! 

*he watched in slight wonder upon seeing the wall transform* how fancy! royalty certainly knows how to live. *he settled again, and hesitated a moment before patting the spot next to him* there’s no sense for friends to sit separately! joindre-moi, s’il te plait.

*he waited expectantly. although it seemed there was a friendship forming, he wasn’t sure how to address the queen yet. he hoped that his casual french had not offended*

[queenofsmoke]

[She giggled slightly at his words] I thought it would be practical to have something like this, so the ugliness of the machine wouldn’t contaminate the wall when unneeded. [She stuck her tongue out in a mocking gesture] Oh, of course!! [She smoothed her dress beneath her and took a seat beside the merchant. The movie started, her eyes widening. The colors… They were fantastic.]

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

Do you dislike machines, milady? I find them... neat.

*he watched the movie intently at first, but slowly seemed more and more lethargic about paying attention*

[mmaskedmerchant-blog]

((im going hommmmeeee brb

will get back on line asap))

[askboxmemes]

I ship you with ______!