Angry Flockin' Birds

indie red from the angry birds movie. semi-selective, oc friendly, crossover friendly, penned by markk. est jan. 16th

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@vibri-bbcn

“Uh...who did you say you were again?”

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@asktheangrybirdsflock

“What the flock?! Who– what–”, he says while scratching his head. “Who and what exactly…are you?!”

[asktheangrybirdsflock]

       All seemed quite normal on Bird Island. As in, nothing unusual has yet to occur on this ever too-happy day… except for a tiny portal that would form just above the island’s own south beach. Whether the villages even noticed said portal is unknown, but something sure did fall down and through from it; it was small, round, and an ever familiar color of  r- …

“…aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA-”

….and it hits the sand with a muffled thud.

“OOF”

           A little hazy after the fall, the ‘ball’ , who was none other than a certain no-limbs, crimson-feathered bird, eventually gets up and looks rather disgusted as he spat out the sand that he probably had in his beak.

 “Pt-tooey! Bleh! Note to self: always check to see if the portal leads to pigs before slinging yourself right through it….”

           By the time he got to his senses, the portal had already gone, and thus leaving him alone on this seemingly lonely beach. Well, ALMOST lonely. Certainly no pigs here, but as for birds…?

“What the flock?!”

“Huh?”

          Confused, the feathered orb turned around after hearing that… rather familiar remark from behind, only to find himself looking up at… himself? With limbs? Nah, that can’t be right… Probably some sort of mirror with a much distorted reflection?

“Who and what exactly… are you?!”

….Okay, so it is DEFINITELY not a mirror playing tricks on him.

“ ….Ex-cuse me? Just who….and what the flock are YOU supposed to be?” 

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This is seriously unexpected, unexpected because he didn't just count on this orb to fall out of a portal and for it to look EXACTLY like himself without limbs. He looks down at him with a strict face, trying to intimidate him and to show him he's an effective leader who will take any actions necessary to defend himself and his island from this little bird.

"The name's Red, but what I want to know is WHERE you came from and WHY you're here, you little ping pong ball. You better start explaning, or I'm gonna punt you right off this island."

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Chuck.... or Bomb?

Hmm…this is a pretty tough decision for the avian to make. Both of them are pretty great, unique in their own way in fact, both also are really nice to him, even when he’s being disrespectful to them almost all the time. He takes more time to think, but he looks like he’s made his choice.

“If I had to date one of those idiots…”, he takes a deep breath before giving his final answer. “…it would be Chuck. Bomb is sweet and all, but..I don’t really have any romantic feelings for him at all. I don’t even think he’s ready to be in a relationship, I bet he’d rather stuff his face then be trapped in some love cycle.”

“Chuck on the other hand, he’s pretty cute. I feel like we kinda…connect somehow. As much as a freakin’ moron he is, he’s full of excitement and energy, and he understands me the most out of any bird on this island. Just…don’t tell him I said any of this.”

[totallynotangrybirds]

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ill work on replys and this very interesting ask later

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Whoop im back here xD

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Send me the names of two characters and I'll tell you which one my muse would rather date.

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“You’re broken. We are still your friends. Do you still believe that? I’m still here. I will put you back together.”

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furiouslyred:

The bird looked at the creature, seeing what it was up to. He saw it begin to get mad, and he saw it prepare for another attack. Before he knew it, Mareanie’s shooting FROST BREATH! There’s no way for him to avoid THIS one, it’s simply too fast.

“HOLY SH–”, before he could finish his sentence, he’s most definitely frozen in place, turning into a block of ice.

     Looking toward the bird encased in ice, Mareanie shakes her tentacles around briefly, as if it was like hair. She turns back to the nest and decides that maybe dragging the egg to somewhere Red couldn’t get would be the better way to do this, rather than carrying it.

     So that’s exactly what she does.

     She grunts as she tries to drag the heavy egg away, using most of her tentacles to try and get a more secure and stronger grip on it.

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While frozen, he watches Mareanie trying to take the eggs again, he can't let this happen. No way, not again. He seems to start..hopping, towards the Pokemon while frozen. Suddenly, he starts falling down from jumping too much towards his current enemy. This couldn't end well, he thought. He fell against the ground, the ice cracking and breaking easily. Shaking his feathers, he shivers a bit. He lets out a gasp as he seems Mareanie again, with the eggs. He runs towards them as fast as he can.

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furiouslyred:

He gets up from off the ground, dusting himself off. He notices Mareanie is distracted with trying to grab the egg. He didn’t understand it, but no one was gonna take or attempt to steal eggs on his watch. Red grabs a rock off the sand, getting ready to aim, he spins his arm around and throws it at the Pokemon.

“Take that, ya little gremlin!!”

     The rock hits Mareanie square on the head. She flinches back, her already-weak grip on the egg disappearing entirely. After a brief moment of shock, she looks back at Red, a newfound anger in her eyes.

     …And what did he just call her? A gremlin? Mareanie isn’t going to just let those two things slide. She tilts her head back, and a blast of icy breath escapes her mouth, heading straight for Red. She’s using Frost Breath, one of the moves her old trainer taught her.

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The bird looked at the creature, seeing what it was up to. He saw it begin to get mad, and he saw it prepare for another attack. Before he knew it, Mareanie's shooting FROST BREATH! There's no way for him to avoid THIS one, it's simply too fast.

"HOLY SH--", before he could finish his sentence, he's most definitely frozen in place, turning into a block of ice.

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furiouslyred:

Woah, this thing is rushing towards him, he’s surprised and a bit nervous about this strange creature now. He sees it preparing to spit out a purple liquid, as soon as the liquid was shot out, he yells in fear of being hit by it.

Not really knowing what to do, he ducked, falling on the ground and covering his head to avoid it. He looks back up, terrified. “Wh-What did you just–HUH?!”

     Though the bird’s panic and lack of retaliation confuses Mareanie at first, it isn’t the time to dwell on matters dealing with such things. She tries to grab one of the eggs to the best of her ability, which isn’t successful due to the sheer size of the egg compared to her, and her tentacles not being the most suitable thing to pick up objects with.

     Despite Red still being conscious, Mareanie seems to be distracting herself by trying to steal the egg. She’s too desperate for food…

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He gets up from off the ground, dusting himself off. He notices Mareanie is distracted with trying to grab the egg. He didn't understand it, but no one was gonna take or attempt to steal eggs on his watch. Red grabs a rock off the sand, getting ready to aim, he spins his arm around and throws it at the Pokemon.

"Take that, ya little gremlin!!"

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Reblog if your icon would punch a nazi

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furiouslyred:

Red seems to be walking along the island, usually watching out for everything to make sure everyone’s eggs are ok, he’s been doing this since the pigs stole them and attacked the island. Walking along the shore, he sees a small weird creature and a nest full of 3 large eggs. He doesn’t really see a problem here, so he turns back a- WAIT. A weird creature that he’s never seen before NEXT TO THE EGGS? Red, get it together! He turns back around and runs toward the eggs and Pokemon.

“HEY!! DON’T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING THOSE!”

     She’s been spotted. Mareanie jumps back initially, expecting a human with Pokémon stronger than her. Her eyes dart toward the source of the noise, and… there’s a bird? That just talked? She only knows of a select few Pokémon capable of speech, and she certainly doesn’t recognize Red as a Pokémon at all…

     Despite nothing aligning in Mareanie’s head, she is quick to ready herself for a fight for food. Her eyes narrow as she briefly observes her surroundings for a better understanding of the battlefield. Figuring that Red was perhaps a Flying-type, and knowing that that would invalidate Toxic Spikes, she rushes toward Red, preparing Venoshock.

     A poisonous liquid escapes Mareanie’s mouth, heading straight toward Red.

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Woah, this thing is rushing towards him, he's surprised and a bit nervous about this strange creature now. He sees it preparing to spit out a purple liquid, as soon as the liquid was shot out, he yells in fear of being hit by it.

Not really knowing what to do, he ducked, falling on the ground and covering his head to avoid it. He looks back up, terrified. "Wh-What did you just--HUH?!"

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@furiouslyred liked for a starter!

     Mareanie was starting to starve. While Corsola in the sea were usually very common, she had found very few in recent days. She was going to need some other food source if she wanted to live…

     Crawling up the shoreline, she tried to find something like a berry tree to at least satisfy her for right now. While her finds were technically fruitful, it looked like others had had the same idea… Any food sources she could find had already been looted, not leaving Mareanie with much to go by.

     …But maybe there was hope for her after all. A nest was found in her path, housing a few eggs that were very large compared to her. Surely, this could feed her for days.

     Without bothering to check to see if the parents were around, as hunger was overtaking her senses, she prepped herself to latch onto one of the eggs to crack it open and eat the contents.

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Red seems to be walking along the island, usually watching out for everything to make sure everyone's eggs are ok, he's been doing this since the pigs stole them and attacked the island. Walking along the shore, he sees a small weird creature and a nest full of 3 large eggs. He doesn't really see a problem here, so he turns back a- WAIT. A weird creature that he's never seen before NEXT TO THE EGGS? Red, get it together! He turns back around and runs toward the eggs and Pokemon.

"HEY!! DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING THOSE!"

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💭 please reblog if you’re okay with turning meme answers into threads !

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