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i would like to state that despite my blog name, i am also open- if not more willing- to being a pwhl wag 🙂‍↕️

we asked pro-bleach in your eyes people whether or not we should put bleach in our eyes

#nhl #golden knights hater since day 1 baby #high school rivalries shaped a lot of my opinions and this is one of them #it’s the correct opinion too #farter shart

OH THANK GOD

#national tragedy avoided #nhl #stanley cup #stanley cup playoffs #die hard hurricanes fan as of may 29th 2026 #carolina hurricanes #come on canes

etheltempest

ihopeicanchangethislater05

oh yeah? oh um okay then

fraser minten is unironically the most attractive person i have ever seen

#knawing at the bars of my enclosure #fraser minten

future-nhl-wag

I had a bad bad bad dream the golden nights won, and when I woke up I realized I was literally boiling in my skin (AC isn't working in the southwest please kill me), so that lowkey sums up the entirety of the Vegas Golden Knights and the concept of them winning (one big fever dream).

fever NIGHTMARE‼️ i had a similar dream the other night and it was the most rattled a dream has had me in a hot minute

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so glad i’m not the only one who has hockey related nightmares when overheating at night 🙂‍↕️ currently at war with the owner of the house i’m dog sitting in who keep turning off the ac from the other side of the country with her phone and trying to boil me alive

otto-von-gay

It's even worse because I can't sleep without a blanket, so I have to boil to go to sleep during the summer. The nightmare felt so real that I only realized the golden nights hadn't won when I went onto this beautiful website and my fyp wasn't flooded with an outcry of hockey fans hating on Vegas (rightfully so).

I think the hockey obsession is getting to me guys 😥😥😥

future-nhl-wag

big fan of me and my homies who can’t sleep without blankets (me personally? convinced it’ll protect me if someone comes in to murder me and if i don’t have a blanket i’ll 4sure die 🥰) thx tumblr for being the modern Archangel bringing us the good news (pregnant with vegas loosing)

otto-von-gay

It's the ancient pact of, the monsters don't get me when I'm asleep, and I'm wearing a blanket, therefore that's what's protecting me. The monsters are very kind and abide by these rules.

Google is so AI now I'd rather trust tumblr user "bootyfucker9000" with my news 😔😔😔

future-nhl-wag

IM SOBBING

future-nhl-wag

I had a bad bad bad dream the golden nights won, and when I woke up I realized I was literally boiling in my skin (AC isn't working in the southwest please kill me), so that lowkey sums up the entirety of the Vegas Golden Knights and the concept of them winning (one big fever dream).

fever NIGHTMARE‼️ i had a similar dream the other night and it was the most rattled a dream has had me in a hot minute

-

so glad i’m not the only one who has hockey related nightmares when overheating at night 🙂‍↕️ currently at war with the owner of the house i’m dog sitting in who keep turning off the ac from the other side of the country with her phone and trying to boil me alive

otto-von-gay

It's even worse because I can't sleep without a blanket, so I have to boil to go to sleep during the summer. The nightmare felt so real that I only realized the golden nights hadn't won when I went onto this beautiful website and my fyp wasn't flooded with an outcry of hockey fans hating on Vegas (rightfully so).

I think the hockey obsession is getting to me guys 😥😥😥

future-nhl-wag

big fan of me and my homies who can’t sleep without blankets (me personally? convinced it’ll protect me if someone comes in to murder me and if i don’t have a blanket i’ll 4sure die 🥰) thx tumblr for being the modern Archangel bringing us the good news (pregnant with vegas loosing)

I had a bad bad bad dream the golden nights won, and when I woke up I realized I was literally boiling in my skin (AC isn't working in the southwest please kill me), so that lowkey sums up the entirety of the Vegas Golden Knights and the concept of them winning (one big fever dream).

fever NIGHTMARE‼️ i had a similar dream the other night and it was the most rattled a dream has had me in a hot minute

-

so glad i’m not the only one who has hockey related nightmares when overheating at night 🙂‍↕️ currently at war with the owner of the house i’m dog sitting in who keep turning off the ac from the other side of the country with her phone and trying to boil me alive