[hirxeth]

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) dir. Michel Gondry

[blairwitchh]

this is literally the height of comedy tho

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Elijah: “Cristine, what are you doing?”

Christine: “Just watching TV.”

Elijah: “You’re in IKEA. It’s not on.”

[X-Files theme plays]

[ramenfever]

kinda mad it cut off at “are those anal beads?”

[bjennymontero-deactivated201708]

[kaledm]

I feel personally attacked

[coltre]

[curationmachine]

[futuregames]

Me, talking about whatever I'm hyperfocused on: *very excited and happy to talk about said thing, is genuinely enjoying the conversation*

Friend: *says nothing, does not respond, doesn't react in anyway*

Me, wringing my hands nervously: so um, anyways, let's talk about Normal Stuff(TM)

[6balls]

i witnessed the most fascinating thing today imo…my 4th grade art class were talking while they did their work and one of them was like “if you work hard all your life…….it means NOTHING” and their response was to all crack up and start running with this bit like. “you work all your life on an oil painting. the mayor comes in. he says ‘i didn’t even ask you to do that painting.’” they kept going giving examples of nothing mattering and laughing hysterically. they’re 9. like, we think OUR humor is depressing or w/e, how are THEY going to be

[certified-p0ser]

Millennials are depressed but the Gen Z kids are straight up nihilists

[lesbianvenom]

mercutio was gay and i can prove it: he wasn’t a capulet or a montague , he just involved himself in the whole feud thing for the drama of it all

[harlivy]

y'all about some white dude: protect him at all costs!

Me: from what sharon. From what.

[therewas-a-girl]

From accountability, usually

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

I. AM. SHOOK.

[catchomps]

[fuggu]

he dropped his eyes

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

PUT THOSE EYEBALLS BACK IN YOUR HEAD, SON

[chubbybritneyspears]

[wthruw8ing4-blog]

[harmed]

[yourpromdressisbleeding]

[buttplugger6969]

Me trying on a bunch of looks before giving up and going out in shorts and a t

[violaslayvis]

[devilmuse]

Us living in our small apartment in France with our pets ‘Chanel, Louie & Rosa’