pee into this

you got a rash in a weird place? guess i'll have to look at that [Fallout NV OC RP blog for Followers of the Apocalypse urologist/gynecologist Dr. Tomasina Zorraquín run by Naggy. DUE TO THE NATURE OF BEING A PEE DOC, ABOUT 90% OF THE CONTENT IN THIS BLOG WILL BE NSFW OR JUST KINDA GROSS] BIO and RULES ASK and SUBMIT

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waxandwan:

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[Doc rolllllls their eyes. These darn younglins, honestly. That last part makes them snort, though, followed by a scratchy chuckle.] 

Them’s the breaks, kid. Ya can always ask a friend to spot ya, eh?

[They tuck their hands back into their pockets.] S’that all or ya got anythin’ else ya wanna ask?

[Kareena noticed the eye roll.]

Hey! I love to have fun, this [they gestured to their stomach] isnt fun, but im fucking trying, okay. [Kareena mumbled out. Wasn’t people noticing she was trying? They rubbed their red face with her sleeve, a coping method, this time they`ll let it drop.] 

Fine, I`ll have someone to watch over me, Destiny would have a kick outta lifting me off the ground.

[At least doc has the decency to turn sympathetic.] Now, now, I ain’t sayin’ you ain’t tryin’. Th’fact you came askin’ at all is good, kid.

[The nod after their own words, as if to reassure Kareena that this was an absolute truth.]

Aight. If that’s all ya can get goin’, though I can always do a small check up to your lil bun in there, make sure their heart is doin’ alright an’ all.

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waxandwan:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No more partying and drinking, no FUN, I gotcha. [Whatever congenital meant, it had the word “genital” in it, haha. Oh fuck, they was still talking. Something about brains…]

I guess we dont want that huh, this lil guy is gonna need all the help he can get. [Kareena gave their tummy a firm pat.] 

[His instructions were simple enough for Kareena, yet they still whined.] I dunno, that sounds hard, what if I cant get back up? Thats like, tipping a brahmin on its back, doc.,’:/ I`ll try it out just in case. 

[Doc rolllllls their eyes. These darn younglins, honestly. That last part makes them snort, though, followed by a scratchy chuckle.] 

Them’s the breaks, kid. Ya can always ask a friend to spot ya, eh?

[They tuck their hands back into their pockets.] S’that all or ya got anythin’ else ya wanna ask?

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pee doc’s aesthetic:

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waxandwan:

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[Tomasina nods to those, although the mentats part makes them pause. Welp.]

Aight, aight, I get the picture. One step at a time. First, when we’re done here yer gonna have to ask Julie for help with the mentats thing, or it’s gonna get ugly for yer baby. [They don’t think mentioning things might already be ugly will do any help… Four months of mentats. Might be bad…]

As fer the other three… [They squint, thinking.] Fer mornin’ sickness, ya gotta take it slow wakin’ up. Make sure ta get some snacks or crackers in ya– and when I say slow wakin’ up I mean take an hour or so ta get outta bed, ya hear? Don’t jostle yerself too much, and don’t eat till ye bloat yerself. Not that ye can get bloated in this here Freeside, eh? [They give a wry huff of laughter.]

How ugly? [They cocked their head to the side.] Mentats just make ya smart, so that just affects my brain and stuff. It cant kill it right?

Uh, okay. Eat snacks, dont run an marathon, got ya. [No running around like a eight year old? What the hell, this sucks!]

[Kareena sneers.]

I dont live here in Freeside, I`m just crashing here till the baby pops out. We eat much better at Novac, I`ll tell you that. 

Ugly ‘nuff for congenital defects, missy. What’s good fer an adult don’t work so good on lil cells that’re jus’ startin’ out to grow. Mentats, booze, smokin’, any drugs yer thinkin’ on, they gotta go, ya hear? Else yer baby might come out deformed or with bad brain stuff goin’ on.

[They sigh, taking a moment to rub at the bandana on their head.] Some place to crash ye found... [They clear their throat.]

Now, fer yer feet and back... The feet, ya gotta find a wall and lie on yer back, then prop yer feet against the wall, yeah? Try ta keep yer feet up as much as possible even when yer sittin’ down, right, ta keep the blood from poolin’ down there. Ya should try stretchin’ them when you can too, and do some stretchin’ for your back also. Ya don’t gotta run a marathon but if ya stay still all the time yer body’s gonna hate ya for it, get it?

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[Kareena] -Here they come, angry and pregnant as ever.- All the other doctors said to come see you >BU. I got ,like, a fuckin list of bullshit wrong with my body and I cant deal with it anymore.

Right. Well, why dontcha come with me and sit yaself down and give me said list ta see what we can do. [They gesture with a gloved hand to their tent, guiding Kareena to it.]

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waxandwan:

[Kareena waddled inside behind Tomasina, they seemed chill, maybe this wont be too humiliating.]

So, okay, I should be 4 months in, I`m guessing. [They shrugged, nonchalantly.] To late to get rid of it, too soon to start conjuring up baby names.

[They counted on their fingers.]

 Mornin’’ sickness is bitch, I cant sleep at night, my back is killing me, I`m still addicted ta mentats  and my feet swell to the point I cant wear shoes. 

[Tomasina nods to those, although the mentats part makes them pause. Welp.]

Aight, aight, I get the picture. One step at a time. First, when we’re done here yer gonna have to ask Julie for help with the mentats thing, or it’s gonna get ugly for yer baby. [They don’t think mentioning things might already be ugly will do any help... Four months of mentats. Might be bad...]

As fer the other three... [They squint, thinking.] Fer mornin’ sickness, ya gotta take it slow wakin’ up. Make sure ta get some snacks or crackers in ya-- and when I say slow wakin’ up I mean take an hour or so ta get outta bed, ya hear? Don’t jostle yerself too much, and don’t eat till ye bloat yerself. Not that ye can get bloated in this here Freeside, eh? [They give a wry huff of laughter.]

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[Kareena] -Here they come, angry and pregnant as ever.- All the other doctors said to come see you >BU. I got ,like, a fuckin list of bullshit wrong with my body and I cant deal with it anymore.

Right. Well, why dontcha come with me and sit yaself down and give me said list ta see what we can do. [They gesture with a gloved hand to their tent, guiding Kareena to it.]

[rainingfireonyou-blog]

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… That’s uh, kinda private, don’t you think?

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I’ve made a career out of privates, kid. Now, let me teach ya a thing or two before ya end up makin’ an accident baby.

[georgiathxnder]

This.

This is the guide I was talkin’ ‘bout.

Yer welcome, folks.

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Ummm....? Uh, Doc? *There's a familiar voice outside your tent Doc, followed by an awkward but familiar laugh. And then a familiar face pokes into your tent. Peter grins slowly at the Ghoul, nervously rubbing his bicep* You remember me Doc?

[Doc looks up, blinking. Unfortunately, their old ghoul memory ain’t the best.]

Can’t say I do, kid. Whass yer name?

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remember kids

always wear a condom

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Youre not my mom

[wastelandtoddlers-blog]

Wear your goddamn condom, son.

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remember kids

always wear a condom

[deermemehost]

Alignment Tracker

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        Chaste ●◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌ Lustful     Energetic ◌◌◌◌◌◌●◌◌◌ Lazy     Forgiving ◌◌◌◌◌●◌◌◌◌ Vengeful    Generous ◌●◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌ Selfish        Honest ◌◌◌●◌◌◌◌◌◌ Deceitful             Just ◌◌◌●◌◌◌◌◌◌ Arbitrary       Merciful ◌◌◌◌●◌◌◌◌◌ Cruel        Modest ◌◌◌◌◌●◌◌◌◌ Proud           Pious ◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌● Worldly       Prudent ●◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌ Reckless  Temperate ●◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌ Indulgent      Trusting ◌◌◌◌◌◌●◌◌◌ Suspicious     Valorous ◌◌◌◌●◌◌◌◌◌ Cowardly

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It'd be too obvious to ask Jesus Christ Superstar, so about what everyone else is thinking and NEXT TO NORMAL

Have you been diagnosed with any mental disorders?

There are no such thing as mental disorders. These are terms evil men came up with to dismiss the acts of demonkind.

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[aintnodoubtingthomas-deactivate]

Can I help you?

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Somethin’ tells me ya probably can’t.

[aintnodoubtingthomas-deactivate]

Hmph. No, you’re right. Not for the likes of you.

[futurepeedoc]

Ya mean fer the likes with common sense? I agree.

[Sagely nods their head.]

[aintnodoubtingthomas-deactivate]

It'd be too obvious to ask Jesus Christ Superstar, so about what everyone else is thinking and NEXT TO NORMAL

Have you been diagnosed with any mental disorders?

There are no such thing as mental disorders. These are terms evil men came up with to dismiss the acts of demonkind.

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Can I help you?

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Somethin' tells me ya probably can't.

[gautierthegreat]

[HORRIBLE, HIGH-PITCHED SOUND OF DISTRESS]

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[Doc continues like that didn’t just happen.]

But, what I mean ta say, people don’t usually pee on doctors.

[gautierthegreat]

But you’re a PEE DOC! You just SAID they peed on you! YOU GET PEED ON!

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They were accidents, kid. Usually people juss pee in jars.

[aintnodoubtingthomas-deactivate]

It'd be too obvious to ask Jesus Christ Superstar, so about what everyone else is thinking and NEXT TO NORMAL

Have you been diagnosed with any mental disorders?

There are no such thing as mental disorders. These are terms evil men came up with to dismiss the acts of demonkind.

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[dixiecupwine]

How our generation will be at 85+

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me rn tbh