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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Cosmic Funnies
$LAYYYTER
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@fvckouttheway
Learn to stop saying “it’s okay” when shit really isn’t .
IM SCREAMAIAUAAHABA
y’all should shoot y’all shot for friendship 🤧
i’m actually sweet asf
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
“oh my gosh. look at her heart!”
It’s worse
This is frightful
I want to write for kidzbop
That’s not justice
Boys when you giving them your time and attention
Boys the moment you stop giving them your attention and move on
surround yourself with people who make you want to do better. those who meet you halfway and teach you healthier ways to share space. it’s rare that you find good people, honor that occurrence. don’t let your ego sabotage these connections. you either evolve or repeat old patterns.
support chubby girls who don’t have big boobs or round hips or smooth skin support chubby girls who have thin legs and big tummies, or smaller tummies and big jiggly thighs support “non-proportional” chubby girls.
We all broke our rules for someone.
Who didn’t really appreciate it
Facts.
Who never fucking deserved it. 😞
What fucking shit-spewing baby boomer wrote that lie?
Why Zsa Zsa Gabor was the ultimate trophy wife of Old Hollywood
She was married nine! times & her husbands were all dirty rich men, mostly: hotel mogul, investor, businessman, an earl & and a prince. She’s been known for being a huge siren and was good friends with icons like Marilyn Monroe, Frank Sinatra and Greta Garbo.
“I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.”
I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.“
“I believe in large families. Every woman should have at least three husbands.”
“My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.”
“How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?”
“There’s no better money to spend than your own.”
“My most favorite joke is that to keep a marriage, the husband should have a night out with the boys and the wife should have a night out with the boys, too.”
“I don’t take gifts from perfect strangers—but then, nobody is perfect.”
“I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”
“I’m a marvelous housekeeper: every time I leave a man - I keep his house.