rendez-vous avec la mort

matteus. 30. he/him. sometimes i write fanfiction.

[segamascott]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

[cheaphalloweencostume]

really? you don’t say

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[newvegascowboy]

"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

[bingomann]

[thefinalpaperheart]

[thesoldiersminute]

Jack O’Connell as Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026) dir. Nia DaCosta

[thetursithan]

Very good, with a lot of patience he can fly again...

[idratherhavefreedom]

[lottienats]

What would you have me do with you now? ORPHAN BLACK, ‘Beneath Her Heart’

[possumsblossom]

[beckoningforest]

YOU ARE SO SMALL!!

[quillwombat]

i thought i was ready when i turned the sound on. i was not. he is indeed. 

so small. 

[helila]

turns sound on

the sound:

[dogpuppy]

[cherubinas]

2025 film diary → DEN STYGGE STESØSTEREN // THE UGLY STEPSISTER (2025) dir. Emilie Blichfeldt

I'm hopeless. No one will ever choose me.

[knightofleo]

[hipsternumbertwo]

She may have had the best reaction I've ever seen during a reveal...

[sophiathetrainwreck]

there's nothing funnier than watching angela giarratana be tortured by vic michaelis

[peehat]

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

[donkeykongsixtyfour]

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This uptown rat is joyful and whimsical!

[baddywronglegs]

[a-sinister-wizard]

[hypersensationalism]

how did it take this long for a sane person to enter hollywood

[fullpriceforlatepizza]

“I can’t be fighting with people on the internet about eating turtles” is gonna be my 2026 motto.