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dirbenaffleck

Daniel Sharman as “The Weeping Monk.”

#Theoface

I was about to hunt you down Theo

sounds kinky, where do I sign up?

#the-writerxmace

leopoldobenavent-deactivated202

#the husband tag

I'm just saying, I think you're not giving yourself enough credit. You should come over and spend some time with June. She's not the world's easiest baby but once you get past the colic nights and days, it's pretty smooth sailing. I mean, I'm kind of excited for her to do more than roll over like the dogs. She's got that down pat.

You offering your baby as a practice run, Mark? because even i know that’s a bad idea, I knew we should’ve gotten one of those life like babies, before we decided to go ahead and have the real thing. Not the worlds easiest baby? colin nights and days? Mark, Mark, Mark, if that’s you trying to sell the idea of fatherhood, you’re failing. What am i going to do, when ours are here, and we get to the part where they can walk? I’m going to be out numbered, we already know Dev is gonna be a softy who fucking caves

#themarkvaldez

💭 + my ass

mediocre at best, sunshine.

#stanleylogan

You're going to be a great dad. You have Devon there to keep you inline. So June will be about a year old when you have them. That's crazy.

I’m going to be the worlds okayest dad, dev on the other hand, I reckon he’s gonna be a natural at it. You’re gonna have a full-blown toddler on your hands, which you know seems all that much more stressful than a couple of newborns.

#themarkvaldez

Give me all the babies. Or don't because having one has been crazy enough. I'm so happy for you two, though.

You’re not bestowing any confidence in the idea of having multiple babies at once. Me? a dad, sounds tragic. I can’t even blame them on a drunken accident, and a night full of regrets, because we planned it, but besides the obvious shock, I’m excited. 6 months to go, and i’ll be pawning them off on you.

#themarkvaldez

TWINS

twins. two for the price of one, gotta say I’m a little overhwlmed, wanna trade?

#themarkvaldez

dirbenaffleck

Daniel Sharman for Body and Soul.

#theoface

How is baby fever treating you?

You know for a hot second, I was excited, you know? then we found out it was twins, apparently our surrogate was offering, a two for one deal, and doesn’t have aa return policy.