friends won't love me like you do

theo parker // 17

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Belle: but daddy would disown you?

Belle: It really is. I blame Brokeback Mountain.

Theo: daddy dearest would most likely preform an exorcism

Theo: it's kind of annoying and same

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Belle: Wow. That sucks.

Belle: How is the closet though? Spacious?

Theo: it does, but doesn't. im proud of who i am, but not publicly proud

Theo: quite spacious. seems like being gay is the fashion trend now.

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Belle: You're gay?

Theo: my dad's a pastor, and some higher power decided to make my life a walking example of situational irony.

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Belle: ....are you sure you aren't autistic?

Theo: im not autistic

Theo: just terrified of the backlash from being gay

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Belle: What is happening?....

Belle: You want to fuck me?

Theo: no, no, no.

Theo: I'm just confused and it's best for me to just shut up.

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Belle: What the fuck was that?

Belle: ...are you autistic?

Theo: no, i'm not fucking autistic.

Theo: just trying to pick up a hot girl

Theo: .......is that straight enough?

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Vivian:maybe....I don't really know what I want to do

Theo: ooooo or an editior-in-chief of a fashion magazine

Theo: you don't have to know just yet, that's the wonderful thing about being young.

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Belle: Look at that. That can be the title of your biography.

Theo: or the preachers gay son.

Theo: im drunk

Theo: I'm not gay.

Theo: you're hot

Theo: okay bye

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Caleb: But those don't get autocorrected into animals.

Theo: it just changes fuck

Theo: you would think it would change them all, but instead it doesn't

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Vivian: You think so?

Theo: why not? if you like kids and impacting people then it's wonderful job

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Belle: Mommy issues. Oldest in the book.

Theo: and daddy issues. im a walking cliche.

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Belle: Kiss your mother with that mouth?

Theo: if my mother ever gave a damn about me, then yes.

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Vivian: Not lately. I mostly play with the kids in the gym

Theo: you should be a teacher

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Vivian: YAY! \(^.^)/

Theo: still volunteering at the front desk? ;)

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Belle: Yet it turns your mean texts into cute little phrases about ducks. That is not saving your ass.

Theo: i guess that is true. It's not very threatening when calling someone a ducking cunt

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Caleb: That's the only way to fix it man.

Theo: or i could just stick with using cunt and shit

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Belle: Because you stupidly have autocorrect on?

Theo: i'm actually really shit at spelling and autocorrect saves my ass about 99% of the time