YOUR PRETTY FACE IS TRAPPED IN HAZE

Canon Divergent || Independent || Semi-Selective Hazbin Hotel/ Helluva Boss mulltimuse RP SMUT blog Written by Kat - Side blog to @fxcesofhxll

[sinfulhecatc]

fxcesoflust​:

Allowing her head to be tilted up, a smirk crossed her darkly painted lips. “Of course… Lets seal it off with a kiss.” She purred, her own gloved hand coming to comb through Hecate’s black locks as she leaned in to steal a slow kiss.

Her hand trailed down to cup along her cheek lovingly before once again trailing down her neck to hook along her collar gently before resting along her chest softly. Slowly, the queen nipped at her goddess’s bottom lip before pulling away ever so slightly, their lips still touching as she began to speak. “…Do you have any ideas of how you’d like to celebrate…?”

She could feel her breath being taken away with each tender touch, delicate fingers running along midnight blue skin light as feathers. Her free hand ran down Lilith’s exposed back, resting in the small of it as the goddess let the queen’s weight slide her down the couch and onto her own. 

“I… can think of a few ways… buuut,” She pushed Lilith back for a second, taking a moment to breath before standing up, suddenly scooping the Queen into her arms in a bridal carry. “Why don’t we make our way to the bedroom first? Not that I don’t mind making out on the couch, but I’d like to have a bit more legroom for what I have in mind~”

[fxcesoflust]

Lilith let out a delighted giggle as she was, quite literally, swept off of her feet. Her giggle simmered into a seduced purr as she kissed along Hecate's jawline, leading down to her collar. "That sounds perfect to me ... Our guest room is already set up for us, just down the hall from here, on the right."

She ran her hand through the goddess's pitch black hair before gently pushing her down for their lips to meet once more, their shared kiss much more heated and impatient.

[sinfulhecatc]

fxcesoflust​:

“Darling, I ought to think I should’ve offered at least ¼th of this to you for being such a dear of a guest in my home. It really isn’t an issue. If we were to separate on fabulous terms, you’re free to keep the goodies as well. Buuuuut … Don’t think that I won’t burn everything down if you hurt me, though.” She chuckled softly, coming to scoot over and lay her head over Hecate’s shoulder, the softest hum sounding in her throat

“Let me spoil you to the heavens and back, my love…” She purred her words, a hand coming to run down one of Hecate’s arms ever so gently.

And there was the sweet smell of her perfume again, filling her up with emotions that made her heart race and body shudder. Maybe it was the offer, maybe it was the fact that she was so touch starved her body was treating the smallest gesture like ambrosia. But it certainly helped clinch the deal for her.

“Alright, alright,” She took a deep breath, filling herself up with Lilith’s warm presence and began to sign, unconsciously laying her head against the other’s. By the time Hecate finished, she could feel her heart press against her chest, the full implication sinking in as she set the papers down. “I guess I’m… yours.”

A black gloved hand reached up tentatively, caressing a pale chin and tilting it to face her. “Care to celebrate?”

[fxcesoflust]

Allowing her head to be tilted up, a smirk crossed her darkly painted lips. "Of course... Lets seal it off with a kiss." She purred, her own gloved hand coming to comb through Hecate's black locks as she leaned in to steal a slow kiss.

Her hand trailed down to cup along her cheek lovingly before once again trailing down her neck to hook along her collar gently before resting along her chest softly. Slowly, the queen nipped at her goddess's bottom lip before pulling away ever so slightly, their lips still touching as she began to speak. "...Do you have any ideas of how you'd like to celebrate...?"

[sinfulhecatc]

fxcesoflust​:

A dainty, gloved hand lifted up casually, flame beginning to roar wildly until a contract came into view and dropped into her hand. “Oh, that’s for later. As of right now, I need a signature. Simple and sweet, right?” She smiled, gently holding the stack of papers out to her and a red pen.

“You may reread if you desire, but it merely states what we’ve already said. Along with the perks I spoke of briefly. It mainly translates that you will have your own home of your choosing in my realm, a shoffer, and a private vehicle as well. Also, you’re free to ask anything of me and you’ll get it near immediately.” Leaning in, Lilith gently pinched at Hecate’s cheek with a grin. “I care deeply for my partners.”

Setting her drink aside, Hecate accepted the papers and began to peruse them silently. A lot of it was written in standard legalese and Hell’s ritualistic terms, both of which she was happy to say she was deeply fluent in. She couldn’t help but let out an impressed whistle at some of the perks, the greedy part of her starting to think that being pampered by a queen was sounding better by the minute. 

All in all, the terms and conditions did seem extremely fair, beyond generous even. Her eyes widened at the selection of homes listed in the contract, more than a few of them even making her lavishly appointed home in the Underworld seem like dinky by comparison. And she was just… giving this to her.

“Hell, if you’d told me this is what being the royal side dish would be like, I’d have signed up sooner.” She joked, starting to regain more than a bit of her certainty since the talk began. Let it never be said Hecate wasn’t one to enjoy being treated like a luxury. “Honestly, Lil, this is just… Wow. I don’t even know what to say. You’re sure about me? You’re not worried I might, I don’t know, take advantage?”

[fxcesoflust]

"Darling, I ought to think I should've offered at least 1/4th of this to you for being such a dear of a guest in my home. It really isn't an issue. If we were to separate on fabulous terms, you're free to keep the goodies as well. Buuuuut ... Don't think that I won't burn everything down if you hurt me, though." She chuckled softly, coming to scoot over and lay her head over Hecate's shoulder, the softest hum sounding in her throat

"Let me spoil you to the heavens and back, my love..." She purred her words, a hand coming to run down one of Hecate's arms ever so gently.

[sinfulhecatc]

fxcesoflust​:

“No sudden summoning, especially during work hours.” “Right of refusal.” “No body alterations or modifications, magic or otherwise.” “Discreet ownership.” “Perma-open contract.”

Lilith listed one after another, nodding her head some with each point as if to keep it all in mind.

“Some points I’d like to add: First, Adding onto the discrete ownership and onto your previous concern of being like the other gods and goddesses… We don’t have to particularly make this public if that makes it more comfortable for you.”

“Second, Dates and such are allowed. Third, You may date as you wish but I require monthly or bi-weekly STD testing. Fourth, I want you to have fun. If in any event that you are made uncomfortable or upset, please make it known so I can make up for it.”

There wasn’t much to worry about on the second and third fronts, Hecate thought. She honestly couldn’t remember the last time she had a ‘romantic’ encounter that wasn’t battery powered. That and she’d gone to great pains to distance herself from the dating pool in her neck of the woods. Too much hassle and drama for her liking in all honesty.

Still, she nodded in agreement for Lilith’s peace of mind. At least she had her best interests at heart in a way. 

“Alright then, unless there’s anything else you wanted to bring up,” She fidgeted with her glass slightly, trying to make it look like her heart wasn’t pounding at a mile a minute from what she was agreeing to. “Wwwwwhat happens next…? I mean I’ve read books on this stuff but I’ve never, you know, been in this actual situation.” Not that she expected all those trashy romance novels she read to be accurate about the situation anyway. “Do I kneel and swear loyalty….?”

[fxcesoflust]

A dainty, gloved hand lifted up casually, flame beginning to roar wildly until a contract came into view and dropped into her hand. "Oh, that's for later. As of right now, I need a signature. Simple and sweet, right?" She smiled, gently holding the stack of papers out to her and a red pen.

"You may reread if you desire, but it merely states what we've already said. Along with the perks I spoke of briefly. It mainly translates that you will have your own home of your choosing in my realm, a shofer, and a private vehicle as well. Also, you're free to ask anything of me and you'll get it near immediately." Leaning in, Lilith gently pinched at Hecate's cheek with a grin. "I care deeply for my partners."

[hecatcd-archived]

fxcesoflust​:

“ … Oops. I got ahead of myself, there.” Clearing her throat, she set her cup down along a coaster before turning to the goddess.

“Puppy, Hera has no rule here. I’ve already alerted Lucifer of my arousal for you. You see … He and I have a mutual agreement. We are allowed a pet, each. He has his own imp girl at the moment. We are only allowed to have one, and I’ve decided you’re the most desirable being I’ve had the pleasure of meeting. However… I don’t want this to compromise our friendship; It’s merely a perk, you see?”

Offering a smile to the other, she reached up to fix a stand of Hecate’s hair that was out of place. “…You get certain benefits and perks as well. Especially you.”

Hecate could hear all of what Lilith was saying, parse it even. She just had no idea how to feel about it exactly. She supposed she should have seen it coming, quirks of royalty and all but it still didn’t stop her from being more than a little blindsided. 

Her… a pet.

“Alright, let’s say I say ‘yes’,” She sighed, unconsciously leaning against the touch for a moment before pulling back. “I want a few guarantees. Namely, that this arrangement cannot, will not, interfere with my duties to Hades and the Underworld. I don’t want to be called over in the middle of my work day because you’ve got an itch that needs scratching.”

[fxcesoflust]

Lilith practically beamed for Hecate’s answer, yet listened very closely to her following concern.

“Don’t worry yourself with that, love. I know your job comes before anything else. Do you have any other special demands or concerns that you’d like to voice? I would like to know before I create a contract for us to both sign.” Resting her elbow against the back of the couch, Lilith rested her chin along the back of her hand and simply watched the goddess with amusement.

[hecatcd-archived]

Contract negotiations, good, she was in familiar territory again. Hecate picked up her glass again, refilling itself with ice water to counteract the dull buzz from the alcohol. Head clearing, she turned to face the Queen and begin.

“Firstly, the right of refusal. I’m sure you have it covered, but it never hurts to be thorough. If I say ‘no’ to any of your plans for me I expect it to be honored. Secondly, my personage is off limits to body modifications magical or otherwise. Non-visible piercings are negotiable, but tattoos and/or surgical procedures are off the table.” She listed off, her attorney’s instincts taking the wheel with ease from long practice. “Thirdly, any collars or likewise to mark me as your ‘pet’ are to be discreet and easily explainable as fashionable accessories. So nothing with spikes, chains or locks. Finally, I ask that the contract to be kept open so that any changes or amendments that need be may be allowed to be added in as situation merits.”

[fxcesoflust]

"No sudden summoning, especially during work hours." "Right of refusal." "No body alterations or modifications, magic or otherwise." "Discreet ownership." "Perma-open contract."

Lilith listed one after another, nodding her head some with each point as if to keep it all in mind.

"Some points I'd like to add: First, Adding onto the discrete ownership and onto your previous concern of being like the other gods and goddesses... We don't have to particularly make this public if that makes it more comfortable for you."

"Second, Dates and such are allowed. Third, You may date as you wish but I require monthly or bi-weekly STD testing. Fourth, I want you to have fun. If in any event that you are made uncomfortable or upset, please make it known so I can make up for it."

[rpdepartment]

silent NSFW starters! from romantic, to suggestive, to straight up not safe for work, for all of your sinday needs 20 starters | NSFW

send an emoji for your muse to…

👐 - …massage my muse’s back, sliding their hands under the shirt 

💏 - …kiss my muse’s neck, slowly and passionately

💋 - …pin my muse to the wall, kissing them on the lips 

👔 - …unbutton my muse’s shirt 

👀 - …keep my muse close to yours by grabbing their hair 

💦 - …slide their tongue in my muse’s mouth

🛏️  - …be found lying in bed, completely naked and smiling seductively

👖 - …unbutton my muse’s pants

💓 - …lie on my muse, grinding slowly against them 

🍆 - …rub my muse’s still covered crotch 

[hecatcd-archived]

fxcesoflust​:

“ … Oops. I got ahead of myself, there.” Clearing her throat, she set her cup down along a coaster before turning to the goddess.

“Puppy, Hera has no rule here. I’ve already alerted Lucifer of my arousal for you. You see … He and I have a mutual agreement. We are allowed a pet, each. He has his own imp girl at the moment. We are only allowed to have one, and I’ve decided you’re the most desirable being I’ve had the pleasure of meeting. However… I don’t want this to compromise our friendship; It’s merely a perk, you see?”

Offering a smile to the other, she reached up to fix a stand of Hecate’s hair that was out of place. “…You get certain benefits and perks as well. Especially you.”

Hecate could hear all of what Lilith was saying, parse it even. She just had no idea how to feel about it exactly. She supposed she should have seen it coming, quirks of royalty and all but it still didn’t stop her from being more than a little blindsided. 

Her… a pet.

“Alright, let’s say I say ‘yes’,” She sighed, unconsciously leaning against the touch for a moment before pulling back. “I want a few guarantees. Namely, that this arrangement cannot, will not, interfere with my duties to Hades and the Underworld. I don’t want to be called over in the middle of my work day because you’ve got an itch that needs scratching.”

[fxcesoflust]

Lilith practically beamed for Hecate's answer, yet listened very closely to her following concern.

"Don't worry yourself with that, love. I know your job comes before anything else. Do you have any other special demands or concerns that you'd like to voice? I would like to know before I create a contract for us to both sign." Resting her elbow against the back of the couch, Lilith rested her chin along the back of her hand and simply watched the goddess with amusement.

[hecatcd-archived]

fxcesoflust​:

The serious tone in Hecate’s words brought forth a genuine laugh from the woman, a hand coming to cup along Hecate’s chin to give her head a playful little shake. “Oh, you’re adorable~” She tried to fight off her giggles. “I spat in my god’s face before, I’m not afraid to fight those who deserve it; No, no, darling. It’s nothing like that.”

Tracing her fingertips down Hecate’s face, she tilted her face up to meet her own, giving a somewhat enchanted gaze. “Hecate, pumpkin, I desire your services… I want to memorize the curves of your body and always taste your lips on mine. I want to explore what makes you tick until you explode.”

It… took a moment for Hecate to process what she was asking. Services, memorizing curves, tasting lips, exploding. Her yellow eyes slowly widened as the full impact of what she was saying began to hit her in the alluring spheres of Lilith’s gaze. “You want… a consort.”

Taking another deep breath, the witch goddess gently removed the Queen’s hand from her face, setting her cup carefully on the table. In a sudden movement and a loud crack of magic the tea cup vanished to be replaced by a large shot glass full of ouzo. Swiftly picking the glass up, Hecate downed it in one go with a muffled groan as her face scrunched up from the aftertaste.

“Okay, so,” She said hoarsely, coughing to clear her throat from the burn of the alcohol. “I am by no means saying ‘no’, Lilith. Everything you just said sounds amazing I’m sure but you are MARRIED last I checked! Now I know I’m from a pantheon with a reputation for whom commitment is a suggestion, but I’m not too keen on ticking off the King of Hell!”

[fxcesoflust]

" ... Oops. I got ahead of myself, there." Clearing her throat, she set her cup down along a coaster before turning to the goddess.

"Puppy, Hera has no rule here. I've already alerted Lucifer of my arousal for you. You see ... He and I have a mutual agreement. We are allowed a pet, each. He has his own imp girl at the moment. We are only allowed to have one, and I've decided you're the most desirable being I've had the pleasure of meeting. However... I don't want this to compromise our friendship; It's merely a perk, you see?"

Offering a smile to the other, she reached up to fix a stand of Hecate's hair that was out of place. "...You get certain benefits and perks as well. Especially you."

[hecatcd-archived]

fxcesoflust​:

Long, maroon nails tapped along her cup briefly as if she were trying to think of how exactly to word her next few sentences. Of course, people like Hecate made propositions like this difficult; Usually, A simple “Strip down and show me your devotion” worked, yet she hardly knew how someone as cool and composed as her friend would take that.

“… I’d like to grant a very special job for you. You’ve managed to pique my interest and I think you’re able to fill a role very few are given the chance to even know about. I trust you deeply. ”

Hecate listened carefully to her words, trying to read between the lines out of long habit. Usually she was suspicious when others tried to ask things in a long and roundabout way, Doubly so when it was an employee trying to pull a fast one. But Lilith’s request felt… different. Something that felt akin to standing at an edge.

“I’m sure I could help in any way I can,” She replied, a note of concern entering her voice as she reached out and placed a hand on Lilith’s arm. “Is something the matter? I mean, if it’s someone you need… dealt with… well, I’m not saying ‘no’…”

[fxcesoflust]

The serious tone in Hecate's words brought forth a genuine laugh from the woman, a hand coming to cup along Hecate's chin to give her head a playful little shake. "Oh, you're adorable~" She tried to fight off her giggles. "I spat in my god's face before, I'm not afraid to fight those who deserve it; No, no, darling. It's nothing like that."

Tracing her fingertips down Hecate's face, she tilted her face up to meet her own, giving a somewhat enchanted gaze. "Hecate, pumpkin, I desire your services... I want to memorize the curves of your body and always taste your lips on mine. I want to explore what makes you tick until you explode."

[hecatcd-archived]

fxcesoflust​:

Lilith paused and merely blinked at the goddess before letting out a chuckle. “A fan of butter biscuits, I see? I’ll let the cook know that they’re getting a raise, then.”

She mused before taking a seat on her loveseat and gently plucking her teacup from the table. “Come sit with me, sweetheart, we have much to talk about~”

“Yeeeees. Butter biscuits.” What was wrong with her today? Why was she going from zero to flustered schoolgirl in less than a minute? 

Taking a deep breath to regain her composure, Hecate took the offered seat while picking up her own drink. The warm liquid helped settle her nerves, clearing her thoughts back to where they were when she arrived. “Naturally, where would you like to start? You said you had a question for me?”

[fxcesoflust]

Long, maroon nails tapped along her cup briefly as if she were trying to think of how exactly to word her next few sentences. Of course, people like Hecate made propositions like this difficult; Usually, A simple "Strip down and show me your devotion" worked, yet she hardly knew how someone as cool and composed as her friend would take that.

"... I'd like to grant a very special job for you. You've managed to pique my interest and I think you're able to fill a role very few are given the chance to even know about. I trust you deeply. "

[fxcesoflust]

✧𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐑𝐏 𝐅𝐎𝐑 @hecatcd ✧

Perhaps it was a bit rude to call Hecate over, out of the blue. She could only hope Hades wasn't keeping her too terribly busy. After all, it wasn't a too-important of a call, just a simple invite for tea and to chat.

"I hope the trip over wasn't too straining on you, Hecate?" She smiled softly before inviting her friend inside.

[hecatcd-archived]

fxcesoflust​:

The queen stood by, admiring her guest as she, in turn, admired her home. It was quite cute, in a way. “You’re always welcome here. Both in my realm and in my sitting room.” She came close to stand beside Hecate, admiring the view for herself.

“Maybe I could tour Hell with you one of these days, hm? Make sure you bring a camera.”

A few imps entered the room quietly to set down some biscuits, a cheese platter, and two cups of tea along the main table of the sitting room. They made their exit immediately afterwards.

A slight darker blue blush crept into Hecate’s cheeks at the Queen’s proximity, catching a whiff of her sweet perfume. It was no lie to say she thought Lilith was beautiful, gorgeous even. There was hardly any who didn’t think so. If she was honest with herself, the goddess sometimes caught herself having... less than wholesome thoughts about the other.

Hecate tried to squash those moments, fearing she’d become yet another Olympian stereotype if she let them take root. 

“Oh, hey... food.” She finally said a bit awkwardly, stepping away and quietly exhaling to get the perfume smell out of her head. “Are these fresh? They smell pretty.”

“GREAT! PRETTY GREAT!” Smooth.

[fxcesoflust]

Lilith paused and merely blinked at the goddess before letting out a chuckle. "A fan of butter biscuits, I see? I'll let the cook know that they're getting a raise, then."

She mused before taking a seat on her loveseat and gently plucking her teacup from the table. "Come sit with me, sweetheart, we have much to talk about~"

[fxcesoflust]

✧𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐑𝐏 𝐅𝐎𝐑 @hecatcd ✧

Perhaps it was a bit rude to call Hecate over, out of the blue. She could only hope Hades wasn't keeping her too terribly busy. After all, it wasn't a too-important of a call, just a simple invite for tea and to chat.

"I hope the trip over wasn't too straining on you, Hecate?" She smiled softly before inviting her friend inside.

[hecatcd-archived]

fxcesoflust​:

“Wonderful~” She coo’d, gently taking the other’s coat to hang, gently smoothing out the fabric to avoid wrinkles.

“I’d hate for you to be exhausted when we’re supposed to be relaxing.” A soft chuckle hummed in her throat. “Consider this comment odd or bizarre, but you’re rather relaxing to be around. Far beyond that comforting hue of yours.” She gave the woman a small, playful boop on the nose before grinning softly.

“Shall I show you to the sitting room, darling?”

“Why Lilith Magne, you flatter me.” She chuckled softly, taking a moment to admire her tastefully appointed surroundings. 

If there was anything she could agree with the Queen of Hell on, it was creature comforts. Beautiful art, plush furniture and decorations, spacious. Though if there was one place where Lil’s had her place beat, it was the view from the sitting room. 

“I never get tired of seeing that, ya know? From these windows even Hell looks beautiful.” She commented, looking out on the rings with a wistful sigh. 

[fxcesoflust]

The queen stood by, admiring her guest as she, in turn, admired her home. It was quite cute, in a way. "You're always welcome here. Both in my realm and in my sitting room." She came close to stand beside Hecate, admiring the view for herself.

"Maybe I could tour Hell with you one of these days, hm? Make sure you bring a camera."

A few imps entered the room quietly to set down some biscuits, a cheese platter, and two cups of tea along the main table of the sitting room. They made their exit immediately afterwards.

[heartseeker-rp-memes]

NOSEY SINDAY MUSE INTERVIEW (anon or not, if you’re unapologetically thirsty)

(shamelessly stolended from this here article thing)

When did you first have sex?

What’s the first thing that sexually attracts you to someone?

What’s your favourite place to be kissed?

What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sex?

What’s your favourite part of foreplay?

What’s the most sex you’ve had in a day? 

What’s your dirtiest sexual fantasy?

What’s the shortest time it’s ever taken for you to have an orgasm?

What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?

What was your most embarrassing sexual experience?

Do you prefer eye contact or not during sex?

Do you prefer quickies or marathon sessions? Do you prefer one night stands or longer term sexual partners?

Do you prefer to take control or be submissive?

Do you prefer to be on top or bottom?

Do you like to be spanked? 

Do you like to kiss during sex?

Do you watch porn?

Do you ever read erotic fiction?

How often do you masturbate?

How many positions do you think you’ve tried?

How many people have you slept with?

Have you ever had an inappropriate crush?

Have you ever cried or fallen asleep during sex?

Have you ever sent nudes of yourself?

Have you ever made a sex tape?

Have you ever had anal sex? 

Have you had group sex? If not, would you? 

Where on your body is your favourite place to be touched?

Are you loud or quiet during sex?

Are you rough or romantic during sex?

[fxcesoflust]

✧𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐑𝐏 𝐅𝐎𝐑 @hecatcd ✧

Perhaps it was a bit rude to call Hecate over, out of the blue. She could only hope Hades wasn't keeping her too terribly busy. After all, it wasn't a too-important of a call, just a simple invite for tea and to chat.

"I hope the trip over wasn't too straining on you, Hecate?" She smiled softly before inviting her friend inside.

[fxcesoflust]

"Wonderful~" She coo'd, gently taking the other's coat to hang, gently smoothing out the fabric to avoid wrinkles.

"I'd hate for you to be exhausted when we're supposed to be relaxing." A soft chuckle hummed in her throat. "Consider this comment odd or bizarre, but you're rather relaxing to be around. Far beyond that comforting hue of yours." She gave the woman a small, playful boop on the nose before grinning softly.

"Shall I show you to the sitting room, darling?"

[fxcesoflust]

✧𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐑𝐏 𝐅𝐎𝐑 @hecatcd ✧

Perhaps it was a bit rude to call Hecate over, out of the blue. She could only hope Hades wasn't keeping her too terribly busy. After all, it wasn't a too-important of a call, just a simple invite for tea and to chat.

"I hope the trip over wasn't too straining on you, Hecate?" She smiled softly before inviting her friend inside.

[fxcesoflust]

🍑 - Al pretends to reach around Molly to grab something, is a little shit instead

Send me a 🍑 to slap my muse on the ass.

Immediately, she was bent over the counter with a loud moan of an "OH FUCK ME, DADDY!!" escaping her lips

[brbmakingmemes-moved]

Send me a 🍑 to slap my muse on the ass.