𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄, 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄, 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄.

WARNING: YANDERE SHIT. POSSIBLE 18+/NSFT CONTENT. Hobby blog; no post schedule.

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❥ 真っ青な瞳　潤んでて綺麗

by proceeding beyond this point, you are agreeing that you are over the age of 18 and consent to being exposed to adult content. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR MEDIA CONSUMPTION. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎 ❤︎ 𝐈𝐍𝐁𝐎𝐗 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 ❤︎ 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

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Hey, y’all.

Once again, I wanna take a moment to reiterate that this is a hobby blog, meaning I write as a hobby. I but don’t take “breaks” from this blog, because if anything, this blog is my break from life. This is supposed to be a chill, non-demanding environment where I write when I can and want to.

I’m just making another post about this because there’s been an uptick in asks that ask me to “return,” even though I’m… like… still here. Just because I haven’t posted in a while doesn’t mean I’m not working on something. It’s just hard when you’re an adult that has bigger responsibilities than a silly little yandere blog, you know?

I don’t wanna make anyone feel bad, I just thought I’d say something again, cuz I’ll admit… it’s a bit demoralizing when you’ve got a little motivation to write after a long day, only to find that your inbox is flooded with people pretending like you’ve abandoned your blog. It’s only been two months, y’all. I’m not ChatGPT, I can’t just spew out random bullshit when prompted.

And, hey, if the current state of the reader-insert tags is getting you down (cuz, like, a little off-topic but… what the fuck is going on with that), you can always do what I did: be the change you wish to see in the world. We need more writers to shake things up a bit. Suffer with me, y’all.

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Maybe they are trying to goon in secret 🤷

(Cartoonish alarm blaring)

LURKER SPOTTED!!!!!!!!!

No, but like, while I get not wanting people to know what you’re (ahem) up to, it’s kinda sad to see so many people lie about their stance on fiction cuz they’re so afraid of getting shot. It’s also hella frustrating, cuz so much bullshit could be avoided if people were actually honest about what they liked. If I catch any of y’all participating in a fandom witch-hunt, I’m snatching you up in the damn parking lot. I did not raise you this way.

Also, I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t have to come up with some batshit crazy purity mental gymnastics to justify why you like this blog. It’s okay to like fucked up yandere shit for what it is.

AKA;

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Not to start unnecessary shit, cuz shipping discourse is so unserious, but why do so many folks with “DNI: pro-ship” in their bios follow this blog. Y’all know what I do here, right? If this space isn’t the prime example of “fiction does not equal reality,” I don’t know what is.

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" You’re his favorite science experiment; something he can poke and prod at to satiate his curiosity. " - @fxckn-sxck-fr on Reed's segment in Yandere comic book men with a younger darling. Because it was simply chefs kiss. Which this is based off of.

Yandere Reed Richards who likes to experiment on you. Your DNA literally turns him on. As your laid unconscious in his laboratory, Reed is across the table next to you. Computer lights flashing in his eyes as he reads the lines of your biological code. Analyzing and deconstructing your essence. Needing to understand why the synthesis of you is so technologically sound. How you came out to be perfect, and divinely so.

Reed watched you for a while. Needing to know how you thrived in your natural habitat. Every variable studied, every problem identified. Who and how he needed to remove the unreliable mechanisms out of your life. How your responded to the change. Giving Reed the uperhand as to how he would need to prepare for when he eventually brought you home.

Reed is a man of logic. Maddening creation is more of a proper term. Allowing the darkest parts of his mind to creep to the front. But his love is not one of logic. His heart has twisted the deepest parts of his mind that has bound it's obsession to you.

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YOU GET IT!!!

YOU GET IT!!!

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Omg! I just found your blog and I’m obsessed 😍

I was wondering if you ever thought about what the comic book boys would be like with an age regressing darling? I would lovvvve to know >\\\\\\\\\<

Hiiiii, just a clarification question, is this in reference to SFW rgrssion (<- spelt like that to stay out of the tag, we protect lttles on this blog) or kink/ageply? Because I’m comfortable with writing either, I just wanna know if we’re on the same wavelength.

Send me a follow up ask when you can, MWAH.

(Note that it may take a while to get around to it. I’M SO SORRY, SOBS. I’m working on a lot of older asks right now and other WIPs.)

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HELL YEAHHHHH YOU CONTINUE TO FEED THE FREAKS OH YM GOD YOU DESERVE UR ASS EATEN FR

I CHOKED ON MY FUCKING WATER READONG THIS. OH MY FOS.

Thank you so muchhh, cuz I was lowkey in the trenches deciding if I should post that. If y’all saw my backup blog announcement, then you know I’m lowkey paranoid about something happening to this blog, so the support goes a long way. The freaks have been starving for too long on this godforsaken site… someone’s gotta feed them, and goddamnit, I’ll take the burden if I have to.

Also, wanna take a second to say that I do see all of the nice compliments y’all leave in my inbox and cherish them deeply. Again, a little support goes a long way and you guys are way too nice to me. Sorry that I don’t get around to answering all of them and showing my appreciation to each of them individually. I wanna be better with that, but I have a fear of clogging people’s feeds with my yapping, SOBS.

So, yeah. Just wanna say thank you to both this anon for the murder attempt via choking and all of the other anons who have said something nice. Your asks have not been ignored, I just tend to enjoy them very privately where I can’t make a fool of myself on my deranged little blog.

(Also can’t take a compliment for shit, LMAO.)

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IS THAT ONE AND ONLY YOSUKE HANAMURA????? Does this mean we perhaps will have persona yans???

YESSSSS, IT ISSSSS. He’s such a silly little guy. I wanna kill him. <3

I’ve definitely thought about writing for some Persona characters, it’s just that I’d like to refresh myself on what the fuck happens in the games cuz it’s been forever, LMAO. Yosuke’s definitely making it on the masterlist one day (got some fun schizo projection ideas for his goofy ass). Not sure who else I’ll yanderefy. We’ll see.

When I do eventually get around to Persona, I might not write about the actual Persona part a lot? Like, them going into the fucky wucky realms and shit. Not saying I’m opposed to it or anything (especially ideas of a yandere’s desires being revealed through their shadow), but I’m definitely gonna misspeak about how the realm shit works cuz I never pay attention to that kind of detail. I’m a character-enjoyer over plot fuckery, sobs.

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The yanderes with a reader that younger than them??👀

𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐂 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐀 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆…

!!! DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT, GN reader, age gap, creepy older men, mentions of grooming, stalking, suggestive content, overprotective behavior, Clark is a nuclear family enjoyer, very heavy fauxcest themes, Jaime has suicidal ideation, Michael lowkey also has suicidal ideation, mentions of dehumanization in Reed’s, kidnapping, non-consensual touches, brief mention of amputation in Tim’s (shocker), heavy manipulation, these are kinda long paragraphs and I’m sorry (I simply can’t shut up for shit).

I, uh… I really hope I picked up what you were putting down, here, cuz it would be hella awkward if you wanted some sort of wholesome answer to this, LMAO. This one was NOT meant for the platonic crowd. Avert thy gazes.

I tried to keep it vague on how much younger the reader is, but it’s implied that the reader is under the age of 25. The best to worst case scenario is up to reader interpretation.

I also feel obligated to stress that there are outright mentions and descriptions of grooming tactics, so if that’s a sensitive topic for you, I highly suggest sitting this one out. Please take care of yourselves, my sweets. Mwah.

Bruce Wayne: Bruce has a reputation to uphold, so if you thought you were ever going to see the outside world again… yeah, no. That’s not happening. He’d rather not deal with headlines like Billionaire Secretly a Cradle-Snatcher or Bruce Wayne: Playboy or Pervert? And the funniest part is that the press don’t even know the worst of it. Yeah, yeah, dating someone significantly younger than you are is… a choice, to say the least, but do they know he used to stalk you for a while and firmly insist that you should move in with him (and that he 100% kidnapped you if you didn’t comply)? Do they know about the strings he pulled to lure you away from your loved ones and into his loving arms? Yeah… the story goes deeper than just a rich man “liking them younger.” But, hey, if you fought against him every step of the way, at least he can say he didn’t groom you... not successfully, anyway. As it turns out, poor Bruce really needs to work on his sugar daddy charm. I don’t think kids these days really consider stalking, breaking and entering, coercion, and kidnapping all that attractive. But look on the bright side: at least he’ll still buy you whatever you want. Except for something to saw through the chain around your ankle.

Bucky Barnes: Poor grandpa. You know, his darling is probably always going to be significantly younger than him (since his ass is not in the right era), but… yeah, there’s no technicality with this one. Not when your brain hasn’t even finished developing yet. I’m not entirely sure if he recognizes how… ahem… questionable his attraction towards you is. He’s probably too busy trying to deconstruct decades worth of brainwashing to take a moment and think, “uh-oh, I’ve developed an unhealthy obsession with someone much younger than me.” And to top it all off, he’s horrible at naming his emotions. Other people might view his protective nature towards you as something fatherly, which he’ll just roll with because it at least sounds right. But the closer he gets with you, the more he’ll start to question if the urge to leave marks all over your neck is truly a parental instinct. Oh, well… if that’s how other people view your dynamic, then who is he to correct them? It unintentionally provides a good cover whenever he starts acting on his jealousy. Aww, there goes Papa Bear being overprotective. He’s probably pulling you into that empty room to have a stern talk. No other reason.

Clark Kent: I’ve mentioned before that Clark likes to project an idealized version of a spouse onto you, so him finding someone younger than him being being like, “yep, that’s the one” is so fucked. I love it. He’d weasel his way into your life with his supportive dad appeal and unconsciously groom you into the stay-at-home spouse he’s always wanted. You won’t even notice! … Except subtly has never been Clark’s strong suit. Uh-oh, did he accidentally come on too strong? Now you’re threatening to tell someone about how creepy he is? No worries, he’ll just take you home with him and change your mind! Remember, it’s not kidnapping if you’re destined to be his anyway. Now that he’s got you, it’s so nice to hold you and gush about how excited he is to marry you one day! He loves being able to come to you after a long day at work!! Sure, there’s a chance you’ll still fight against him or fear him or view him as a psycho pervert, but having you is still one step closer to his dream nuclear family. You’re just too immature to appreciate the life he could provide you, that’s all. No worries; he was once young and dumb, just like you. Which is why he’ll help you acclimate to your new role like the good husband he is!

Dick Grayson: … So. Y’all might already know how I feel about this. I can actually see Dick preferring someone on the younger side by default, as they’d be easier to manipulate (and that’s not just me going feral at the idea of him calling you kiddo while his hands rub up and down your hips, don’t even worry about it). Be prepared for him to play heavily into your age difference; there will be so many jokes and jabs about your maturity level and how “you act like his little sibling.” Let’s now have a moment of silence for every poor and unsuspecting bystander who assumed you were siblings only to be absolutely floored by Dick sticking his tongue down your throat. And, yes, this is 100% by design on Dick’s part. He just loves the idea of appearing so close to each other that people think you’re family. A questionable age gap is not enough, he needs that added level of power imbalance that an older sibling/younger sibling relationship implies. It’s a manipulation tactic in of itself; if even the outside world feels the need to infantilize you, then isn’t it about time to give into Dick’s care? You wouldn’t have to worry about anything anymore… not when your older and wiser brother boyfriend is here for you.

Hal Jordan: Coughs. If… uh… if you know, you know. What can I say, the innocence and naïveté is hard for him to resist. He loves to tease you and get under your skin about every little thing, then coo at how adorable you are when you eventually get fed up with his behavior. But the moment you try to return what he dishes out? Congratulations, you just triggered an old man lecture about how no one likes an immature brat. He thrives off of the power imbalance, abusing every chance he gets to make you feel like nothing more than a dumb kid. AND IF I SAY HE’S A MEANIE WITH A DADDY KINK— (the CIA quickly short-circuits my memory with the microchip they put in my brain). Uhh, what was I saying? Anyways, he’s the type of scumbag who loves when his darling tries to dress adult-y, but like… in a way that makes it obvious they’re still young? And he loves it even more when you try to wear his clothes to look older. Button-ups that hand off of your body I’ll-fittingly, jackets that absolutely swallow you whole… it’s endearing, really. I honestly have no idea if he’ll act like your love in public. He’s not dumb; he knows what this looks like to other people. That being said, I doubt he can resist the urge to drop subtle hints to those paying close attention. He’s just territorial like that.

Harvey Dent: Absolutely losing my mind over the internal battle that Harvey would have. For god’s sake, he used to be a District Attorney fighting for justice. Now look at him… beckoning someone young enough to be his child to sit on his lap. That’s a new kind of low, and the worst part? He doesn’t even know which part of him is having these kinds of thoughts anymore. Surely, it’s Two Face, right? Because Harvey would never have such twisted thoughts about someone who looks like… that. No, not in a million years. However, the longer Harvey’s forced to stew in his own guilt, the more he fears that it might be him thinking those kinds of thoughts about you. There’s just… something about you that he obsesses over. Maybe it’s the purity that comes with being that young, or how you at him with such innocence in your eyes. Either way, he needs you in his life so bad that it’s borderline pathetic (which Two Face loves to mock him for every day). Does he feel like a piece of shit? A disgusting, worthless lowlife? Absolutely. But I think there would come a point where he finally accepts that he’s too far gone. Yeah, he’s a piece of shit, alright. A disgusting, worthless lowlife; one who can’t live without his younger darling curled against his chest during the night.

Jaime Reyes: Have I ever mentioned anything about Jaime having suicidal ideation? Because now would definitely be the time to bring that up. The moment he clocks the kind of interest he has in you, I wouldn’t be surprised if he straight up tried to kill himself. Struggling with dark impulses provided by Khaji Da is hard enough… now he has to live with himself knowing he’s a piece of shit? Nope. Not happening. Except Khaji Da will fight tooth and pincer to keep such a perfect host, which is why Jaime can’t move his body when he tries to go through with it. What are you doing, Jaime Reyes? Such a foolish act has a 81.4% chance of terminating your life. I understand that you are distressed, but human emotions can pass with enough conditioning. You must live, Jaime Reyes. And, believe it or not, the scarab’s suspiciously sweet words work. Even if Khaji doesn’t actually care about Jaime’s mental state, the poor guy breaks down and swears he’ll get through this. Everyone has impulsive thoughts, right? It’s just a matter of controlling them... well, too bad Khaji Da’s the one in control, huh. A mate for its host would be most ideal, even if the potential suitor violates useless moral principles. So, whenever Jaime’s around you, Khaji Da starts violating his brain with horrible temptations. You should bond with them, Jaime Reyes. Forming a platonic relationship may end your romantic desires. Didn’t work? Indulging in such desires in secret may be a good outlet. Also didn’t work? I am picking up on signs of possible interest. This may be a potential suitor. And, if it comes down to it... Take what’s yours, Jaime Reyes.

Matt Murdock: Welcome to my Try Not To Make This Into a Religious Kink challenge. Much like me, it’s very hard. Ahem. Is it a bit questionable for a man of God to pursue someone so young? Perhaps. Don’t get anything twisted, though. Matt isn’t “pursuing” you. Absolutely not! He just… cares, that’s all. Kids like you are prone to recklessness, so he wants to make sure you aren’t up to anything stupid. No temptation happening here! Yup… none at all. Coughs. And, as it turns out, Matt may or may not have aced his Denial 101 courses. Bro deadass prays about this every night and even makes it a mental note to practice self-control when he’s around you. If that’s not being tempted, I don’t know what is. But anyways, yan Matt is already extremely and aggressively protective over you, so having a younger darling? Someone he views as vulnerable and gullible? Yeah, that’s a recipe for disaster. God only knows how many people he’s beaten the shit out of for even sensing that someone’s checking you out. There’s just so many bad people out there who would love to prey on you (projection much?)… he can’t let his guard down. Urgggh, I have so many thoughts about a noble lawyer (and/or priest, depending on your preferred comic era) slowly charming his way into your life, especially with a reader who might have a bad home life. Surely, you can trust someone like him, right? What could a nice older blind man do to hurt you?

Michael Holt: Sighing loudly as I daydream about an older man who lost his wife and unborn child suddenly becoming obsessed with a younger darling. Specifically an older man with suicidal tendencies who makes you his new reason to live and inserts himself into your life as your new sugar daddy. Just… it’s perfect. The guilt would eat him alive and I’m here for it. What would the JSA think? What would Paula think? How can he call himself a hero when he’s doing something so gross? Yes, it makes his skin crawl whenever he thinks like that about you, but give the poor man a break. He needs that kind of comfort in his life again; needs a new reason to breathe outside of hero work, because late at night, when there’s no crisis to focus on and he’s lying in bed, he thinks about that bridge. Thinks about killing himself and ending the torment for good. Terry Sloan’s legacy be damned, he’s tired. But you? You’re a distraction from those kinds of thoughts. A guilty pleasure that he needs to keep in his life. Which is why he tries to buy your love and make you financially dependent on him. He’ll give you whatever you want as long as you stay. I just… GRRRR. It’s so frustrating that I can’t put my thoughts into words right now.

Peter Parker: Everything about bro just got ten times worse, LMAO. Probably not a good look to have thousands of Polaroids of a suspiciously youthful person. Just sayin’. Though if he ever manages to slot himself into your life (instead of just being Your Friendly Neighborhood Stalker), I don’t think too many people would be off-put by you two being together; not at a first glance, at least. Even in his mid-twenties, Peter tends to be depicted with a pretty boyish face, so I’d imagine he still gets mistaken for a high school student. Of course, this depends heavily on how fucked up you wanna be with your own age… but we don’t have to talk about the implications of that. So, anyways! I fuck heavy with the idea of a grown ass man being easily manipulated by someone who’s obviously still immature. Remember that Peter is whipped for you, so you may find yourself falling into the trap of using some older creep’s twisted feelings to your advantage. You want something? Anything? Peter’s got you covered. Unfortunately, this comes with the price of strengthening his delusions surrounding you. Don’t be surprised if you find him living in your hall closet one day; you practically invited him in, after all!

Reed Richards: Honestly, I can see him being lowkey pissed off about all of this. How the hell did he let you weasel your way into his brain? Why is he so infatuated by someone clearly not in his age bracket? It’s as equally annoying as it is concerning. Sure, you’re an attractive little thing — even Reed can admit that (on a completely objective level, mind you) — but again, you’re clearly not in his age bracket. Inaccessible. Off limits. Undeniably taboo. So, with that being the case, why do are you a full-blown distraction for him? Is Reed really no better than the average scoundrel? Where is this side of him even coming from? The more thoughts of you taunt Reed, the more he realizes this must be remedied immediately. Which naturally means he must kidnap you and study each and every inch of you. He’d definitely do it under the guise of there being some sort of anomaly about you, saying shit like, “I apologize for such a surprise, but this is for your own good” just so he can keep you in his lab like an adorable little pet. You’re his favorite science experiment; something he can poke and prod at to satiate his curiosity. I’d like to think he’d (somewhat lovingly) dehumanize his younger darling out of subconscious guilt. If you’re not human, then he doesn’t have to think of your age.

Remy LeBeau: Oughhh… something about sleazy Remy really just gets me… chef’s kiss. There’s countless of ways he could charm himself into your life. Maybe he’ll captivate you, tantalize you with a little adventure mixed with danger. Folks your age like that kind of thing, no? They’re all in it for the thrills, the excitement. And he can provide that, y’know. Remy’s got enough years of experience under his belt to take you for a real wild ride. Not the type to live life a little dangerously? Well, that’s alright. You can always depend on him, even when there’s no imminent threat. Need someone to talk to? Someone to keep all your secrets? Good ol’ Gambit’s here to listen. It’ll all stay between the two of you, ‘kay? He’s just such a master at being the cool older brother (dare I say… uncle) type. Even if you’re not fully on board, Remy has a habit of slowly but surely growing on people through lighthearted banter and teasing. It’s all about playing his cards right; if he’s smooth enough, patient enough, he can make you his before you know it. There’s little chance he’ll spook you off, but if you somehow do catch on… well… he’s performed a heist or two in his time. Taking you won’t be any different.

Scott Summers: Overbearing mentor types, my beloved. The way he’s got a tight leash on you always, constantly trying to keep you out of trouble and harms way… the way he lectures you about every little thing no matter how ridiculous it is… the way his jaw tightens when someone else tries to fill his role in your life… sigh. It’s perfect. I think he’d confuse his attraction towards you as noticing your potential or something like that, so it’s hard to say how creepy he’d be while making moves on you. In fact, his uptight behavior is actually a pretty good cover for his internal fucked up feelings. Things like snatching you up, scolding you in private, and keeping you by his side 24/7 are all signs of a tired and pissed off mentor. Clearly, they have nothing to do with his subconscious’ yearning to touch you, keep you to himself, or make you completely and totally his. You might find yourself more annoyed with Scott than grossed out, completely oblivious to how much danger you’re actually in. Beware the day that he finally wears you down into his obedient subordinate. When you finally start following his orders to a T… that’s gonna unlock something in Scott. Feelings that were once boarded up in his subconscious will be the forefront of his mind…

Steve Rogers: A golden boy having such a shameful secret will never get old. Like ol’ peepaw Bucky, his darling is probably always going to be significantly younger than him, except Steve’s well-adjusted (enough) that he immediately identify what his feelings are towards you… much to his absolute horror. Does he beat himself up for it? Absolutely; he has a reputation to uphold as The Symbol of Freedom, after all. But it just feels so helpless to fight against such shameful desires. You’re the one for him, and naturally, he’s convinced himself that he’s the one for you (I mean, he is Captain America… what more could you possibly need?). At first, he’ll come off as a well-meaning, old-fashioned gentleman that might need to learn a thing or two about personal space, but maybe this is just how older people interacted with younger people back in the day, so you won’t say anything about it. Though it won’t take long until his touches start feeling a bit… suffocating… then uncomfortable… then violating. It’ll become harder and harder for Steve to pretend like he’s just a product of his time the weirder he gets. Which is why he might end up being honest with you. Yes, it’s true… he loves you. He knows it’s a bit… inappropriate. But you feel the same way as him, don’t you? The connection between you two… it’s so strong, you certainly have to feel it, too. Oh… you don’t? Well, don’t worry. Steve can change that.

Tim Drake: I think my head just exploded. You know, we don’t have to talk about this freak yoinking some poor whippersnapper out of their normal life and stashing them in a random safe house. We can just skip over how he impulsively thought, I want that the moment he laid eyes on you, forcing him to drop whatever he’s doing to immediately kidnap you. Nope! I want nothing to do with this. Because when he finally has you zip-tied and gagged, he snaps out of his weird fit and thinks to himself… what the fuck am I doing? You look way too young, even compared to him. Does he even want you like that? How can he do this to someone and still call himself a hero? It would take a while to think things over, with him taking care of you during that time. He’d feed you, walk you to the bathroom, even ask if you need anything to make you more comfortable. And everything about it is… surreal. How can he treat a kidnapping like it’s nothing more than a minor mixup? Maybe he decides to let you go. You’re just a kid, and he remembers what it was like being your age; remembers how confusing the world was without being taken by a total fucking lunatic. But as he watches you run down the street, regret immediately washes over him. Oh well… he’s sure taking you a second time will be just as easy as the first. Especially since he has the perfect sized handsaw to deal with your pesky legs. No need for zip-ties this time!

Wally West: Something about this fucker lowkey freaks me out the most. The vulnerability of a younger darling mixed with the manipulation of yan Wally? Yeah, no. Count me out. He’s willing to play the long game, slowly but surely earning your trust through inconspicuous acts of kindness; things that can be easily written off as Wally being a caring guy. If you’re someone in need, it’s in his nature to lend a hand. All of his friends can certainly attest to that. Bigger things don’t come until he’s conditioned you to actively seeking out his kindness. At that point, he’ll tease and touch you in a completely good-natured, aboveboard manner. Nothing creepy or weird, just wholesome signs of affection from your average older brother type. He’ll become your lovable goofball that’s always there for you, and when you start getting vulnerable with him? Yikes. He’s got you. The advice he gives sounds good on the surface, but if you peak behind the curtain, he’s very subtly isolating you from everyone else in your life. Eventually, he’ll be the only person in your corner. The only person who understands you and provides the comfort you so desperately need. That’s when he moves onto the next phase of his plan; micro-dosed flirting. He’ll have you flustered and confused because, surely, he doesn’t mean to come off that way… right? Are you reading into something that’s not actually there? Is this you projecting your hidden desires onto the only person who shows you kindness? By the end of it all, I’m willing to bet that you’ll be the one feeling like a creep for crushing on an older man. Luckily for you, Wally may or may not let you indulge…

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OKAY, Y’ALL. TWO THINGS.

1.) I HAVE A BACKUP YANDERE BLOG NOW. Idk, I’ve just been getting hella paranoid recently. Just in case anything happens, here’s where you can find me; @yanslash

2.) FOLLOW MY DOM READER BLOG IF YOU WANT, TEE HEE. Probably won’t post on it too often, but… it’s here now. I only have a small thing about Robert Robertson (Dispatch) up on it for now, so if you’re curious, here you go; @luvfevrr

Anyways, back to writing.

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Do we have any Faith: Unholy Trinity fans here, cuz I’m kinda in the mood to torture John Ward a bit (I’m having yan4yan withdrawal right now).

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somno with the older brother dick😣😣

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐑𝐎 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐘𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐍𝐎 𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐑𝐁…

!!! 18+ THEMES, DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT, GN reader, fauxcest, age gap, toxic dynamic, noncon, sexual content, penetrative sex (with unspecified genitalia for the reader), somnophilia, lowkey kind of horror-focused, Dick Grayson calling himself “big brother” as a power trip thing.

(Fuck it, I’m gonna start with a WIP I cleaned up just for y’all. My treat, mwah. Sorry for the abrupt ending of it, everything’s been kicking my ass.)

You’re not exactly sure what woke you up. It could’ve just been the natural twilight sounds of the city outside, or the puffs of hot air against your ear. Maybe it was the rhythmic creaks of mattress springs, or the prickling, claustrophobic sensation that grated at your subconscious. Really, the answer didn’t matter that much to your groggy, half-awake state. All you knew was that you were squinting at the shadowy silhouette of Dick’s dresser against the far wall, and something was wrong.

Sleeping in the same bed became a habit ever since… things changed. Whether he was sneaking into your room after patrol or dragging you into his own on his nights off, it was practically routine to wake up with your face pressed against his firm chest. And yes, there were rare mornings where you were lucky; a Nightwing emergency would rouse him out of the apartment in the early hours every now and then, leaving you to rise all alone in an empty bed. A blessing, as far as you were concerned. Those mornings always began with a smile on your lips as you took advantage of every moment without Dick’s suffocating presence.

However, as a breathy groan prickles against the shell of your ear, it’s apparent you were far from lucky or alone.

He had you trapped from behind. One of his arms pressed you flush against his chest, forcing your body to rock back and forth with his own in slow, snappy movements. You quickly account for the other arm when you realize a vice grip had formed around your thigh. Something burns down low, like a fire had ignited in the cavern of your pelvis, with every squeak from the mattress was merely stoking the flames.

Another moan from behind scares away the lingering haze of sleep, a heavy wave of horror now flooding it’s place.

… No.

No, no.

This isn’t happening.

Surely, this was a just a nightmare. Some fucked up, hormonal driven, Freudian slip of a nightmare where your subconscious conjures up the very thing you fear the most; your big brother finally taking it too far. None of this was real. Not the shuddery breaths, or the rocking mattress, or the hand slowly traveling from your chest to your stomach as he pistons himself in and out and in and out and in and out…

… God, you felt like you were going to be sick.

His lips mouth at the skin of your neck in the same way he always did before going in for a hickey. It’s feather-light, barely something you would’ve sensed had you been asleep, and that thought alone nearly causes you to dry heave. Was this the first time he’s touched you — no, violated you — during your sleep? Was this the first time he decided to take advantage of you when you were the most vulnerable and do something so depraved? To his own little sibling, for the love of fucking god?

The hand on your stomach starts to move in slow, deliberate circles. It’s a stark contrast to his fast thrusts, which become more and more sporadic as he comes closer to his high. And, as if this nightmare couldn’t get worse, you hear his soft voice against your ear; “I love you, kiddo… y-yeah, big brother loves you… fuck, you feel so good… so good for me… always so good… just keep still, okay? It’s almost over… big brother’s got you…”

… Almost as if he knows you’re awake.

(Coughs) So, uh… yeah. Dick Grayson and somno. I’m… normal about this.

I feel like it’s honestly a natural progression in your dynamic. He’s already crossed way too many lines with you, so why would this be any different? You just look so cute and vulnerable while you’re asleep… especially when the blankets are half-on, half-off of your body. The way your leg peaks out from the covers like a little tease… how could he possibly help himself?

It’s probably your total helplessness in the moment that gets him the hardest. You can’t do anything for yourself — because, you know, you’re asleep — which means he gets to slowly take the blankets off of your body. He gets to pull your night shorts down and gently prep you for what’s to come. He gets to guide himself to your entrance and slowly, carefully thrust inside.

He gets to do everything for you. All you have to do is lay there and look adorable.

While I wrote that blurb above imagining he took your virginity this way, I’ve gotta be honest, it’s very unlikely that’s how your first time goes down. He’d want it to be something special; something you’ll actually remember because… y’know… you’re awake. Buuuuuut, there is something enticing about the idea of Dick treating you differently than a normal lover. After all, he’s your big brother, not your boyfriend. He knows what’s best for you, and if that so happens to be taking your virginity while you’re asleep… well… just don’t worry about it, okay? He’ll take care of you.

(Also, side note, Dick Grayson cheating on one of his girlfriends with his little sibling when?? Dick Grayson having lackluster sex with his girlfriend and then coming home to have the best orgasm in his life because of his little sibling when?? Dick Grayson muttering in your ear, “fuck, I really needed this, kiddo… you’re so much tighter than my girlfriend” when??)

(… Casually starts a new draft.)

Should you wake up before he finishes, you bet your ass he’s not stopping. If anything, it only encourages him to be less subtle, because what’s the point of sneakily fucking someone who’s already awake, amiright? Don’t bother fighting, or screaming at him, or trying to push his dick out of your hole. He’ll just hold you in a gentle yet firm armlock with calming words. “Shhh, shhh, it’s okay… you’re okay… I’ve got you… big brother’s got you, see? Just… stay still… stay still for me? Stay still for your big brother? Yeah… just like that… fuck, just like that…”

Yup. I’m totally normal about this.

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Hey, y’all. I wanna take a moment to reiterate that this is a hobby blog, meaning I write as a hobby. I’ve said this before, but don’t take “breaks” from this blog, because if anything, this blog is my break from life. This is supposed to be a chill environment where I write when I can and want to.

I unfortunately don’t post as often as I want to, cuz… life (sobs), but trust me, I’m not dead just because I haven’t posted in a couple of months. No posts just mean I’m busy. Life do be tiring when you’re an adult with responsibilities.

Don’t worry, no one’s in trouble, I just felt like a reminder on how this blog operates was needed before I started getting petty (cuz I am a petty person at heart, whoops). I don’t wanna snap at someone that I know means well, so… yeah. Not a frequent poster. Womp womp.

And for those of y’all who are apparently really enthusiastic about this blog…

Woe, new hobby upon ye.

(No, but like, seriously. It would be awesome to have more variety amongst us yan writers, and honestly, reader-insert writers in general. Join us in our suffering.)

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This is a random question but do you have any tips to like stop procrastinating? Or to focus? Have a great day!

LMAO, you are asking the WRONNNGGGG person. Procrastination is just such a prominent step in my work flow. It’s actually so bad.

I don’t know if this is a question specifically for writing or general productivity, but I guess I can give a shot at briefly answering both? Keep in mind that I have no idea what I’m doing, so if this totally fucks you over, assume there is a silent, “idk, tho” tacked at the end of every sentence.

For creativity, I just try to spend a lot of time reading/watching/looking at things that are similar to what vibes I’m going for in my projects. Enriching yourself in the same environment as your end goal helps a lot.

For general productivity, you need energy. Get your sleep and nutrients, y’all. I’m lowkey really terrible with this (especially considering how late it is right now, LMAO) despite being an active person, but it’s the hard truth. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES, DAMNIT. Also, don’t be afraid to ask for help if needed, be it bosses or professors or friends. If you’re overwhelmed by the workload and deadlines, you need to communicate that with ya people. Don’t let yourself get buried so deep under bullshit that it’s too late to ask for help (coughs in hypocrite).

AND GET OFF YO DAMN PHONE. Power that shit off and PAY ATTENTION, GRRRR.

(Addressing the focusing part, I’m someone who can’t sit still for shit, so let yourself move around. Bounce your leg, flap your hands, get up and pace, whatever you need. If you’re working on a tedious project, take a break and get shmovin’. I personally have a swing in my room because the back and forth motion helps my brain out a lot. I heart my emotional support swing so much.)

(I’m just a general advocate for people finding their soothing movement, no matter if you’re neurotypical or neurodivergent or whatever. Society has drilled into our brains that we have to sit still, which… booooo.)

Anyways, uhhh. I hope this could help a bit? Again, I’m the last person you should be asking this question to, soooo… yeah. Good luck with all y’all’s endeavors. I believe in you, MWAH. <3

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sooooooo which of our comic yanderes would hurt darling?? be it accidentally or on purpose?? what would darling's injuries usually look like?? O3O

𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐂 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐇𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓…

!!! GN reader, vague relationship dynamics, physical abuse, hitting, broken bones, biting, bruises, blunt force trauma, mention of a torn off ear in Bucky’s, scratches, brief mentions of amputation, I guess some subtle manipulation here and there, cigarette burns in Harvey’s, stomping, blood, razor blades in Peter’s, asphyxiation, needle marks and medical procedures in Reed’s, dislocated joints, obligatory Tim Drake warning.

Okay, I know I said I was channeling all of my creative energy into Older Brother part 4, BUT TO BE FAIR. I just totally fucked up my fingers and it reminded me of this ask from ages ago (YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW, AGES AGO). So now I’m coping by imagining my silly yandere men beating the shit out of me. You know, as you do.

Anyways, now that I got this out of my system, I’m back to work.

Bruce Wayne: I consider him a certified masochist, so if he ever gets to the urge to hurt someone, it’s gonna be himself before it’ll ever be you. Even if you wanna play around with a more sadistic Bruce, he’d much rather cave some poor criminal’s face in than to even think of laying a finger on yours. The most pain you’ll probably ever experience is him squeezing you too tight whenever he’s in one of his moods. Nothing too bad, just mild discomfort. Now, all this being said, on the off-chance that Bruce Wayne ever were to be abusive in any way, I personally see him as a face-hitter. Mostly back-handed strikes. And who knows… if you’re a fellow vigilante, he might see no problem with being a bit harsher with you.

Bucky Barnes: He’d never intentionally hurt you. But it definitely happens. Mental health issues and super soldier serum do not mix, so if you’re not someone who’s equipped to handle PTSD panic attacks from a walking weapon… good luck. It’s best to just keep your distance the moment he starts acting like a cornered animal. Possible injuries include bite marks, bruises, broken bones, blunt force trauma, torn off ears, scratches, missing skin chunks, and possible loss of limbs. If a chimpanzee can do it, so can Bucky. And that’s not even factoring in how rough Bucky can be in general. Expect rib-cracking hugs and finger-shattering hand-holding when he’s especially emotional about something. Bucky’s kind of like a domesticated tiger. Even if you condition him, there’s no guarantee that he won’t maul you.

Clark Kent: A broken bone or two is inevitable when it comes to Clark. Usually, he’s extremely conscientious on how much force he uses with you, but when you’ve got the super strength of a Kryptonian and the excitability of a golden retriever, accidents are bound to happen. And while he could theoretically use this as a way to keep you in line, it’s not something I see him doing on purpose. The closest to intentional harm you’ll probably ever get from him is the silent threat of breaking a bone. If you’re the type to lash out a lot, he may gently grab your wrist with a look of warning, applying more and more pressure until you finally decide to cut it out. Not his favorite thing to do by any means, but hey, it’s pretty effective. Especially if you’re the stubborn type who will keep fighting until your bones start to splinter under his grasp.

Dick Grayson: At most? Probably a bruised wrist. I don’t really see this talked about — because it’s extremely niche and not really worth talking about — but Dick definitely has monster grip strength from Arnis (I can vouch for this as someone whose sub-discipline in martial arts is Arnis… which is how I fucked up my fingers, but that’s neither here nor there). A particularly pissed off Dick Grayson might snatch you by the wrist, his fingers leaving behind dark imprints as he drags you off to god knows where. Other than that, he’s really not the type to beat up his darling. Maybe manhandle them a bit, but never actually strike them. However. I am willing to entertain the idea of a physically abusive Dick Grayson with a particularly difficult darling. And that’s not just me trying to make this work because I love the idea of him gently holding an ice pack to your face after he backhanded you into oblivion. Nope. Don’t know what you’re talking about.

Hal Jordan: In the heat of the moment, he absolutely will hit you. Does he feel guilty about it? Depends. But either way, you’ll be hard pressed to get a straightforward apology from him afterwards. Damn those Green Lanterns and their stubbornness. He’ll punch, slap, backhand, and smack you upside the head, so expect some bruises. And bite marks. Hal’s a big biter. The intensity depends on the nature of your relationship. Non-sexual? Just playful chomps that don’t leave behind much of a mark. Sexual? Bro will be drawing blood. You’ll definitely have to learn the art of covering up bruises and bite marks if Hal allows you out in public. Pro trip: while there’s no way to really control when he decides to bite, you can avoid being hit pretty. Just be agreeable whenever he’s pissed. As long as you don’t come off as confrontational, your chances of getting a black eye go down by a solid 70%.

Harvey Dent: Two Face can and will lay his hands on you. Punches, slaps, kicks, back hands, might even stomp on you every now and then. I can totally see him strangling you, too. Just one hand around your neck without a care for the damage he’s doing to your trachea. Now, I can’t recall a single run off the top of my head where Two Face/Dent has been depicted smoking, but like… the idea of him angrily putting out his cigarettes on your arm really compels me. Now, unfortunately, Harvey’s no better. It’s much more rare, but once in a blue moon, he’ll rock your shit with any of the above listed actions. After his rage subsides and he realizes what he’s done, he’ll have to take a moment to sit down with his head and silently cry to himself. He really is no different from his old man, is he? How the hell did he let himself fall so far from grace? All in all, expect bruises, broken bones, and cigarette burns from both Two Face and Dent. Yippee.

Jaime Reyes: Jaime wouldn’t dream of hurting you, but Khaji Da? If the ends justify the means, then harm might be necessary to scare you back into obedience. Any and all threats of you leaving the scarab’s host must be neutralized immediately; you’re a vital piece of Jaime’s contentment, after all. Whether Khaji Da has to manipulate Jaime or take total control over his body, you may find yourself being cut or burned by the Blue Beetle armor every now and then. Poor Jaime would be a sobbing, apologetic mess while he helps you with your wounds. He never wanted this for you, but the scarab… god, I love the fucked up relationship dynamic possibilities between Jaime and Khaji Da. Just an evil bug slowly driving some poor guy insane. Who knows, maybe it’ll get so bad that the scarab doesn’t even have to prompt Jaime to hurt you. But, again, this is only if Khaji Da deems it necessary. Having to hurt someone so precious to its host is very inconvenient.

Matt Murdock: He’s in the same boat as Dick when it comes to grip strength. Sometimes, he has to grab you a bit rougher than usual when he’s serious about something. This means lots of bruising all over your arms, face, and (most commonly) the little crook between your neck and shoulder. It’s usually not intentional — he can’t really see the damage he’s causing, after all — but there are times where he’s being so aggressive that his intentions start to muddy a bit. I can see Matt being the type to use a lot of intimidation against his darling, so inflicting a little pain upon you isn’t completely out of the question. At most, he’ll probably push you around or snatch you up. Nothing too serious. And for what it’s worth, he’s extremely apologetic about it afterwards. He doesn’t like being rough with you… it’s just sometimes so frustrating dealing with you. Surely, you can understand that, right?

Peter Parker: I honestly can’t really imagine a situation where Peter would hurt you. He’d rather cut off his own fingers and toes than hurt you in any way. Maybe he’d accidentally hurt you by squeezing you too hard (and in that case, you might break something due to his enhanced strength), but other than that, I’ve got nothing. Bro’s way too much of a pushover to lay a hand on you. Now, for the sake of getting a little creative, I can totally entertain the idea of slightly sadistic Peter. Maybe he likes to cut you up with a razor blade or bite you hard enough to break skin so he can lick up your blood. A little more sexually charged, but there’s probably a way to imagine this without the erotic undertones for those who want a more wholesomely dark dynamic.

Reed Richards: If you’re a disobedient little shit, I can see Reed just straight-up choking you out when he doesn’t feel like dealing with your antics. All he needs is two fingers pressing down on your carotids and voilà. Peace and quiet. Now he gets to carry on with whatever questionable procedure he was about to put you through. And on that note, you’ll probably have some needle marks on your arms, which… I don’t know if that counts as an injury per se, but yeah. Might have a surgical incision here and there, too. Just whatever Reed deems necessary to make you more compliant, be it drugs or some kind of operation. He’ll really only resort to choking you out if it’s the only thing at his disposal. Reed’s way too methodical to just straight-up hit you.

Remy LeBeau: Very low chance of him burning you. And you’d have to be, like, an aggressive little shit for that to happen. Remy hates the idea of hurting you, but if you’re actively trying to cause him harm, he’s not afraid to defend himself. All it takes is catching your fist, charge enough energy into your skin to heat it up, and you’re probably gonna wanna give up after that. Acts of self-defense aside, Remy just isn’t a violent guy. He’d rather be gentle than manhandle you. Will he playfully roughhouse? Sure. But he’s responsible enough to know what too far is, so even accidentally hurting you is extremely unlikely. If we imagine a sadistic version of Remy, I think he’d take more pleasure in your emotional distress than in laying his hands on you. The most he’d do is make you think he’s about to hurt you, only to blindside you with sickeningly sweetness.

Scott Summers: Ah, abusive Scott Summers, my beloved. Absolutely love the idea of him beating the shit out of you just to prove a point. He doesn’t even enjoy it or anything; if anything, he’ll probably have the audacity to say, “this hurts me more than it hurts you” while actively kneeing you in the face. Blood, bruises, broken bones... whatever he deems necessary for you to finally see his point. Even while he’s patching you up, he’s softly berating you about how wrong you were, and how he knows better than you. “It didn’t have to be like this,” he tuts while popping your shoulder back in place. Keep in mind that isn’t a common experience by any means, but it’s definitely something to keep in mind whenever he gets all stern with you. I suggest you start reevaluating your life choices the moment he says your name in that one tone of warning.

Steve Rogers: Not gonna lie, a sadistic Steve who makes you lick the blood off of his knuckles after he beats you to a bloody pulp goes hard as fuck, but we must stay focused. So!! General Yandere Steve comes with the average risks of someone with super strength. Might accidentally hurt you, might accidentally manhandle you, blah blah blah. A fracture every now and then is to be expected, though for what it’s worth, he is much better than Bucky in this regard. That being said, Steve’s not afraid to get a little rough. While it’s not his favorite thing to do by any means, he can’t help the frustration he feels whenever you don’t listen to him, enough so that maybe — just maybe — he might snatch you by the wrist, or jaw, or throat and threaten you to behave. There’d probably only be a single instance of him intentionally breaking one of your bones, and that’s if you’re especially difficult to deal with. The guilt would be so bad that he swore to never do it again… though he may find himself thinking about it every now and then.

Tim Drake: Timothy “Jigsaw” Drake. We’d be here forever if we started listing all of the ways he could harm you. Not out of a sadistic pleasure, either (well, not usually, anyway… he’s too much of a masochist to actively feed into his sadistic side). He just spirals so far into his paranoia and delusions that he genuinely thinks stitching your legs together is a reasonable thing to do!! When it comes to Tim, any sort of ailment you could possibly inflict on another human being is on the table, from amputation to organ failure. You better pray you can hold out long enough until he finally snaps out of whatever weird episode he’s having. General rule of thumb, if you ever see Tim staring at you with any sort of tool or surgical instrument, immediately make a b-line towards the nearest room with a lock and pray. Do not go to sleep for the next several hours. Preferably, get something to protect yourself with. Have fun!!

Wally West: He’s not afraid to get a little physical when it comes to punishments. And by “a little,” I mean clean breaks and dislocations. It’s not his first resort by any means, but if you’re very persistent about breaking his rules, then you might find out the hard way just how much pent up aggression Wally has. He likes going for joints specifically. Snapping elbows in half, stomping on ankles, bending fingers the wrong way… it’s honestly a bit scary to think about how much damage a speedster can cause. I think he’d have a code word for when he’s about to that far. Something discreet, like, “you’re really pushing your luck, sunshine.” He’d say it in such a casual, joking tone that no one around you would pick up the implications. But the moment you’re away from prying eyes, you know what’s about to happen. I highly suggest behaving if you don’t want to be the darling that “falls down the stairs” a lot. Clumsy little thing, aren’t you?

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When the x reader tag is clogged by asks, memes, text posts, and people complaining about fanfic authors/or a lack of content😭😭

And don’t get me started on finding dc fics that aren’t Batfamily here, feel like I gradually like Jason less and less each year, he’s so overrated…

Like where are the essentials?? The fluff, the angst, the in character smut??

If you don’t mind me asking, what characters are you talking about?? Because I feel like this could apply to a lot of the characters on your Masterlist 😔

(Sorry for so many yap asks in a row, I just get so fired up about this.)

(Also, if this somehow ends up in any character x reader tags, I’m so sorry. It wasn’t intentional. Tumblr’s algorithm just works in mysterious ways like that.)

(Added a cut for this post cuz it’s kinda long.)

It’s so fucking frustrating, good lord. Especially the posts complaining about a lack of content. Not only does it make the actual legitimate writing content harder to find, but it’s also just completely tone deaf the current harassment problem happening to fanfic writers. Like, don’t get me wrong, I’m also bummed out about the reader-insert drought, but as someone who’s been harassed off of previous writing blogs, you have to understand how those kinds of posts hit a sore spot for me.

Ah, yes. Btfm (derogatory) (<- and also written like that to avoid showing up in the Btfm tag). There’s honestly no way to talk about my grievances with Btfm as a concept without people thinking I’m a pretentious gatekeeper, so I’m not even gonna open that can of worms. Also, sorry to all my Jason-enjoyers out there. I love y’all, mwah. You guys are totally welcome in my humble abode. Your man, though? Yeah, no. I’m forcefully pushing him out the door with a broom. And with the current state of the Dick tag, it’s just given me more incentive to utterly despise that guy. Bro really comes in and fucks up everything, both in and out of the comics, LMAO. Kind of poetic, actually.

I made the OG post about this because of Dick. You’re totally right about it being applicable to a lot of characters on my masterlist (eye twitch), but it’s definitely the comic book men that are suffering the most. Weirdly enough, this isn’t as prominent of a problem with anime men and video game men. Like, there are still irrelevant posts in their tags, but those are spaced out enough with legitimate writing posts for it to be a nonissue. My poor Dick tag, though… if it’s not filtered out yandere Btfm or Jason posts, then it’s the memes/text posts/complaints issue or unspecified CW smut posts (I am 100% an advocate for writing whatever the hell you want, but PLEASE give the proper warnings beforehand; that includes any mentions of the reader’s gender).

I just… yeah. I’m taking one for the team and going back to totally SFW writing. We really are missing the essentials right now and it’s hurting the reader-insert ecosystem. I’ll drop the blog url when I finally post something.

(Also, before any of y’all translate this as me abandoning this blog, I’m not, don’t worry. I’m still working on shit here. Always have been. Nevah stopped the grind. I do want y’all to keep in mind that I write as a hobby, so there’s really no such thing as “a break” from this blog, and if anything, this blog is my “break” from life. A little treat from the horrors, if you will. Trust me, I wish I could post more often, but… nothing I can really do about real world responsibilities and stuff. Bwomp.)

But, yeah. You know what they say, be the change you wanna see in the world. I guess I owe it to the people after complaining so much about this. Lowkey, I think that’s also why the complaining posts rub me the wrong way. Why clog up the tags even further when you can take this as an opportunity to get a little creative? I don’t wanna write for people who just view me as a reader-insert ChatGPT, y’know?

^ And when I say this, I by no means wanna shame anyone from sending in asks. I have a lot of bangers in my inbox that I just haven’t had the time or motivation to sit down and think about (also, I really want my next writing post to be part 4 of my Older Brother series, so that’s what all of my energy has been going into recently). Y’all are such a great crowd, and I need you guys to understand how refreshing this is compared to my past experiences. Love each and every one of you, MWAH.

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wait if we're talking about the dire state x reader tags are, i get so annoyed when there's just a post thirsting over like, a Concept of a man. And then they tag like every hot guy x reader. like, i don't want to see something that's so general it could be anyone. I want stuff that's specifically abt the guy I'm looking for!

THANK YOU FOR GIVING A NAME TO THIS PHENOMENON. Concept Man(TM). Yeah. That’s a good name for it.

Yeah, I’m definitely in the same boat. It clogs up all of my favorite tags, and I just… (insert prolonged sigh here). I just want my guy. This Concept Man in front of me? That’s not my guy. What did you do to my guy.

I’m just so sad at the current state of the character x reader tags. Do I really have to do everything myself around here? Damn.