[fxckryder]

kurtxhummel·:

More positive feedback! Thank you! So we’re talking Miracle of 24th St. level of authenticity? I’ll definitely have to see this for myself now. Probably going to take the munchkin to see him before the week is out. I hope you got some good photos of that interaction though?

34th Street- but yeah, pretty much! That’s so sweet, I’m sure you’ll both have a great time together! Of course, I did! I even managed to get a quick video of the guy signing. It was a surreal moment, dude.

[fxckryder]

kurtxhummel·:

Has anyone else visited Santa at the mall yet? Because I’m debating on taking the munchkin, but as the last time we visited a Santa during Christmas time the beard was too fake and she saw right through him so she felt betrayed. So feedback would be appreciated. How good does the beard look? Did he smell of fast food? How authentic is the suit? Did he seem drunk at any point? All important questions, I assure you.

Honestly, the guy they’ve hired this year could almost go as the real deal; I took my godson to see him on Friday. Real beard, professional-looking suit, and the guy knew ASL. I’m not even exaggerating when I say I was close to tears from the interaction.

[fxckryder]

↳ INSTAGRAM: @ryder_lynn uploaded a new photo;

How is he so adorable?!

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@connielynn: He’s beautiful, Ryder! Such a blessing x

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[fxckryder]

papcrrings·:

Not my actual child, Amadeus is asleep in his crib. It’s one of my students, well, a former student now. 

Gotcha. If you don’t mind me asking, are you not being a little harsh to your students? I mean, surely there’s an etiquette teachers are supposed to follow when it comes to giving children disappointing news.

[fxckryder]

papcrrings·:

Apparently, it’s rude to tell a nine-year-old they’re tone-deaf and will never have a career in music. Since when is honesty a bad thing? Some people are gifted, others aren’t. Anyway, I lost one of my kids so if you wanna enrol yours, it’s never too soon to put those vocal chords to work.

Please tell me, you don’t mean you’ve actually lost your child- that’s a scenario you seem far too calm about, if that’s the case.

[fxckryder]

qcinnfabray·:

★彡 𝔬𝔭𝔢𝔫 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔢𝔯 彡★

                               ᴘᴜꜱʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇʟᴇɢᴀɴᴛ ᴘʀᴀᴍ that had been a gift from elliott to keep her quiet about her daughter’s existence, quinn had lost herself in her thoughts until she heard a quiet whine coming from cleo, who’s pacifier had fell out. stopping for a moment, she reached in and grabbed the beige paci and placed it back in her daughter’s mouth. as she looked up to begin pushing the stroller once again, she saw a familiar face and softly smiled. “oh my god, hey.” she mused, garnering the other’s attention. “how’ve you been? i feel like i haven’t seen you in forever!”

After the birth of his son just four days ago, Ryder was still filled with excitement at the prospect of being a new father. His father was taking care of his newborn while he stepped out to the store to collect the baby supplies he had been waiting to come into stock. Wheeling the brand new stroller which currently carried the variety of different bags from the stores he had been to so far, he was pulled from his thoughts as a familiar voice caught his attention. “Quinn! Hi, how are you?” He asked, smiling brightly as he answered her questions, “yeah, I’m doing really well. I’ve officially entered the world of parenthood!” 

[fxckryder]

❝ ( KJ APA/21/CISMALE ) ❞ is that RYDER LYNN? I can’t believe they are back in little old Lima. It seems just yesterday they were in high school but now they are known for being a CONTENT CREATOR and raising 1 child alone.

Hello! My name is Emma, 23 Years Old in the GMT Timezone. Feel free to hmu if you’d like to plot with my bubbi 💕 

Due to his on/off girlfriend not wanting to raise a child at the age of 20, Ryder has decided to return to Lima, Ohio to build a life surrounded by friends and family for his newborn son, Keneti. After relinquishing her parental rights, the mother of Keneti moved back to Los Angeles and has requested for Ryder to no longer contact her.

Keneti Jacob Lynn; born December 10th, 2019.

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