[gameandwatch-deactivated2013043]

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

[killeveryman-deactivated2013090]

ur penis

[ejacutastic]

[lovelikewolves]

I miss how you wanted me.

six word story, #18 (via bl-ossomed)

[kaliforhnia]

when bae is rude to you but hours later you get the “i miss you” text.

[lavendr-lips]

She talks about you like you put the stars in the sky

(via alunit)

[sweetmotherofladygaga]

My school has the hands down scariest Halloween decorations I’ve ever seen

[ladycrappo]

[ladycrappo]

A woman who works at my yoga studio said these nails remind her of Eddie Van Halen’s guitar.  Rock on, yoga studio woman.

[hardcore-park0ur]

[sprousetwinsblog]

[killerlizardsfromouterspace]

[folklakes]

[melisica]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

[spork]

how hasnt shane been fired yet??

[technicolourunicorn]

Like… Did Reese Witherspoon literally have a baby with herself?

[mainelymoose]

So we can all agree that Reese Witherspoon has mastered cloning, yeah?

[sashayed]

[ponchos-in-my-vagina]

[fymarinaandthediamonds]

[australian-government-deactivat]

ATTENTION STRAIGHT BOYS

do you guys watch porn and jerk off together?

[australian-government-deactivat]

there ya go

[bumsqueeze-deactivated20240614]

“Please don’t tell Melissa”

[bajn]

i wonder if melissa saw this post

[noyesnoyesyesno]

My bf dont know this but everytime we fuck I put 1$ in a jar & that’s how much Imma spend on him for his bday. So far he gettin a mcchicken