airing tonight

A shared half-crack indie RP side-blog for Archie and Maxie after the RSE chapters of the Pokemon Special manga, as well as a blog for HoennTV and the ridiculous shows associated with it. Please see the Read Me and Story pages!

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         " Can't believe they turned me into some sort of nerdy Archie spinoff in ORAS. Cool-headed? Arceus, what does that even mean. "

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rayquaza you fuckin dick

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Somebody make this a sitcom.

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SOON ON HOENNTV

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The glorious new season is coming.

Be prepared, for it will be literally ass-kickin’.

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The power of true love’s kiss.

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[[AU in which Maxie owns a strip club for gay men]]

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((i could get behind this au))

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((hehehe let’s do it…

(sources: xxxx))

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((HOLY ARCEUS HELP ME I JUST ROLLED OFF MY CHAIR LAUGHING))

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[[WHAT HAVE I BEGUN]]

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"Yo, Archie, weren’t you grumbling about not knowing what to air next monday at 2 am?"

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I though that maybe, since I used your art, you might have wanted to have this badly photoshopped picture on your blog.

(HoennTV has the best shows ever)

omg

HoennTV: best worst CEO, best shows

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A rich narcissistic bastard, his hippy adopted son and a guy that can’t stand cold. Ilarity will ensue.

Don’t miss the new season, airing soon on HoennTV.

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((At first it was just Maxie, Saturn and Cyrus.

Then things escalated big time and when at the end I had an empty spot, I caved and added Courtney))

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so is this on Hulu or Netflix

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Problematic children. Love heptagons. Gay men who hate each other and therefore the sex is awsome.

Season 2 is coming soon. Brace yourselves for the drama.

Only on HoennTV’s drama channel.

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yondai00

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Panel two:

Maxie: Ooh?

Panel three:

Maxie: You’ve opened you eyes?

Panel four:

Maxie: Gah—

Panel five:

Maxie: You little…! Don’t wake up so suddenly like that, Archie!

Archie: M-Maxie…you…

Panel six:

Archie: You’re dead…

Panel seven:

Maxie: …I’m dead.

Panel eight:

Maxie: You killed me.

Panel nine:

Maxie: That’s why…

Panel ten:

Maxie: I’m here to exact my revenge…

Panel eleven:

Maxie: And now…I’m gonna kill you twice over…

Panel twelve:

Maxie: Juuuuuust kidding!

Panel thirteen:

Maxie: After such a long time, I wouldn’t even think of revenge! (It would be foolish!)

Archie: ……

Maxie: They wanted me to work at this gag with all my might, and ‘ding!’ Ha ha ha ha ha ha!**

Panel fourteen:

Maxie: Well, at any rate, you’ll have to return that.

**—(all I kept getting for  most of these kanji were names that I didn’t recognize, so if anyone has the actual translation to this part, go ahead and tell me—my weakness are those tiny hand-written Kanji and these ones got me good weeeeeh)

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HoennNEWS SPECIAL BROADCAST

SPECIAL EDITION 2.0

The smell of magikarp has suddenly dissapeared! Police is now investigating why areas such as the Lilycove bay smell of flowers instead of seabreeze.

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HoennNEWS SPECIAL BROADCAST

There appears to be a strong smell of rotting magikarp in certain areas of the region- the police have opened an investigation to try and work out where this stench might originate from.

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"Yo Matt, so I heard that your, uh, stuff got aired on TV. I'm proud of you, man? Dude, if you're so desperate for some extra cash that you've gotta display your, uh, bangers and mash, you COULD just ask for a raise, you know. But if this is what you love, then, well, then go for your dreams, dude.

I-

What are you-

I don’t-

I never-

I didn’t- 

I’d never ever-

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Missed interesting things that you never thought we had in our archives? There’s still the website! link will be provided soon

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Thorton is a rich person who falls in love with the sexy ruffian Proton.

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I FELL OUT OF MY FUVKLIHG BED. I’M

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Tonight at 9 on HoennTV’s movie channel

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Tonight HoennTV brings you a special broadcast.

Who are we? Why do we exist? What is the meaning of all? Why do people ship Santa and Ghetsis?

Our world is full of questions, and we spend our lives looking for answers…

In these following weeks, we’ll try and uncover many of these secrets…

Join us for the fist episode tonight… as we ask ourselves the greatest question of all…

Why isn’t Hardenshipping canon?

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With all-new, perfectly balanced handles, flash forged technology, the Rocket Blade Knives has the right knife for every job.

Never need sharpening

For quick chopping, slicing, cutting and dicing

Easy grip holds stop slipping and sliding

Quick and painless cleanup

Attractive Design 

And if you don’t love your knives for any reason, we will send chef Proton at your house to see what can be done!

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So… I was thinking about a thing.  Why does his hat look like a noodle bowl? Does it turn into an actual bowl if he pours something like ramen in it? Pretty useful if you ask me…

I really want one now…