ShadowClan Fan

Just another fan of Warriors and the Cosmere that has ideas. Nothing too special.

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[greyratdog]

Bears are so cool man

[rainydizzy]

Happy late 358/2 anniversary!

[notbecauseofvictories]

"impulse buy" (noun) anything I have been low-key thinking about purchasing for 3 months, an item that subsequently spent 24-48 hours in my cart as I went through each and every state of grief, and which I then bought, in a desperate, the-guilt-can't-get-me-if-I'm-fast-enough rush.

[pokemon-npcs]

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

🎉🏳️‍🌈Happy Pride to Mia and her dads🏳️‍🌈 🎉

[senatortedcruz]

[vesperosy]

double page spread for @aa4zine2026!

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

Give a man a fanfic, and he will read for a day. Teach a man to write, and he still won't do it.

He'll think about it though, and boy oh boy, he'll be thinking about it...

[labskeever]

reblog to boop prev

[ornerycrab]

Go Mewtwo! Psychic Womb Attack Now!

[systemic-dreams]

let us honour this revenge of the fifth with my fave rots screenshot 

[pangaeaseas]

part of what makes scholomance such a good example of the ya high school story is the way it takes the tropes of the high school experience to an extreme, allowing them to be played for their full potential. Other kids won't sit with you at lunch? Typical ya protagonist dilemma but in scholomance it is a matter of life and death. Kids feel isolated from their parents? you literally can't talk to them. High school social dynamics aren't petty at all here and people devoting their time to social standing is because your social standing is very literally determining your survival. It allows politics to be played in miniature for real stakes, not petty bullshit. This can go in a positive direction too: high school friendships WILL last forever because you live and die for them.

[legglessheit]

Getting them out of my system. Bonus short hair El under the cut:

[ace-and-ranty]

In retrospect, the scene of El going down the library stacks trying to get to Orion is so funny, because. She's doing such grim, survivalist, cold mental gymnastics to try and make sense of the school behavior. Over the course of it, El thinks the Scholomance is:

Trying to keep her from helping Orion so it can finish killing him

Accidentally loosing an invaluable, literally priceless, world-changing treasure to her in the attempt

Bribing her with an opportunity to show off, if only she lets the Mawmouth go devour all the little children

When in reality, what it was doing was:

Trying to keep El away from the Mawmouth, because its fucking job is to protect her.

Giving her a book that's already been paid for by her parents. It is literally just handing over her inheritance.

Asking for her help killing the Mawmouth, so it doesn't go devour all the little children.

It's. It's so funny. El is basically a cat trying to eat a piece of plastic, fighting against its helpless owner that just wants to help. She accused the school of trying to kill Orion whilst it was busy trying to save her fucking life. Herding teenagers: the world's most thankless job.