track meat

19/Maine/Distance Running sucks. But it actually rules. I try to bring humor into the beauty that is running. The majority of my posts are original.

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getting up early to run

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Long time no see right? Yeah well some shit has gone down since you last saw me. So I started this blog, what, Junior year of high school? Woah…over 4 years ago, that’s nuts. At any rate, no, this isn’t a New Year’s resolution per se, but I need to kick my ass back in shape. Which means I’ll be...

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gun guy: runners on your mark

gun guy: get set

me:

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one time my orthodontist came to my xc meet and that was really a turning point in my life ya know

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waking up the morning after a meet

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you say tomato I say 6 mile tempo run

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trying to breathe after an 800m race

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How do I become addicted to running?

the same way you get addicted to cocaine

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me: *getting home from CROSS COUNTRY meet*

mom: how was your track meet?

me: fuck off

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well XC is over forever

weird weird weird

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wow I'm going to cry

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oh you have cotton mouth from smoking weed? that’s funny i have cotton mouth from runNING NINE MILES

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gold. this is gold

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Haven’t ran in two days. I feel light headed. My vision is blurring. Everything I eat tastes like mayonaise.

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dude.............what

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when people join track because they think it will be easy

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coach: this weekend we will have practice at—

me:

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when race directors make you “keep walking” after you cross the finish line