[jasmineainsworth]

“Oh- wow, you scared me. I didn’t think anyone else would be coming up to the roof. Did you come to see the eclipse too?”

[fyisage]

“Sorry about that, didn’t think anyone else would be up here. I did actually. “

[fyisage]

rylanjfc:

“Well I mean It is the best show in the universe, I wouldn’t mind doing the exact same thing if it was me.”

My hips are going to mind it.

[fyisage]

jasmineainsworth:

An entire carton? That’s pretty impressive, actually.

Unfortunately yes. But i’m not to happy with myself. Do you know how much weight I just gained?

[fyisage]

It’s official. I just sat and watched a whole season of Pretty Little Liars AND ate a whole carton of ice cream. What has my life come to?

[fyisage]

Text Message: Dickweed(bubby).

Devin: I know sis, but I am okay now. No more drinking for me. Im just gonna sit here and take deep breaths and try and be okay.

Devin: You didnt know--its not your fault Sage.

Devin: Oh god...one question..

Devin: Would the mac and cheese be homemade?

Sage: I know but... I still feel bad I mean.. you could have died. Then what would I have done.

Sage: I would be lost without you. everyone else in out family is either dead to us or in jail..

Sage: I wasn't planning on cooking but I guess for you i could!

[fyisage]

Text Message: Dickweed(bubby).

Devin: Yep, sadly ):

Devin: Its okay Rylan took care of me. It was just--I dont even know. It was really out of the blue you know?

Devin: Mcdonalds? maybe Arbys? Some mac and cheese?

Sage: Yea but i'm your sister and i'm supposed to take care of you you know? Just like you are for me

Sage: it was cause I mean when I saw you you were fucked up but... I didn't think you were that bad. Otherwise I wouldn't have gone to bed.

Sage: You're gonna have to pick one that you really want!

Sage: choose wisely

[fyisage]

Text Message: Dickweed(bubby).

Devin: You know how I was really fucked up the other night? I got alcohol poisoning. Ry said he came in my room and I was passed out. He was yelling my name and everything and got no response.

Devin: 162. Second floor. Bring me food?

Sage: omfg are you serious?!

Sage: I'm never leaving you alone when youre that drunk ever again. NO LET ME REWORD THAT YOURE NEVER DRINKING AGAIN PERIOD

Sage: Of course, what do you want?

[fyisage]

Text Message: Dickweed(bubby).

Devin: I dont like white rooms..

Devin: Or the smell of germ x and hospitals..

Devin: Please just like--bring me something that I can eat before this place becomes the death of me before the alcohol poisoning is..

Sage: WHAT?!

Sage: WHY DID YOU NOT CALL ME EARLIER?!

Sage: WHERE ARE YOU IM COMING RIGHT NOW. I MEAN WHAT ROOM. UGH YOU KNWO WHAT I MEAN

[fyisage]

@harleymichael: I don't know how it happened, somehow I been listening to Taylor Swift nonstop.

@jfcsage: @harleymichael please tell me you're kidding right now? I mean shes my home girl and all but come on michael.

[fyisage]

thelyricsinmymind:

Waking up in your best friends bed the morning after getting completely wasted and covered in paint is never a good sign.

Is it bad that the only thing i’m thinking right now is “Was she naked?”

[palegiance]

[fyisage]

ffsdevinshane:

Its just so nice—and pretty..and hey there Saggey poo! Arent you beautiful.

Thanks buddy. How much have you drank.. or smoke?

[fyisage]

fckmichaeld:

About time something fun happens at this place, this time I can show off my sick moves…maybe after a couple drinks of course.

Well then I guess we better go get some drinks huh? 

[fyisage]

ffsdevinshane:

Shhh no–im fine leave me alone! But have you like—felt this table? Its all comfy feeling and–goooood.

Uh yea it is pretty nice. Are you okay there Devvy??

[fyisage]

thelyricsinmymind:

Well yeah, but once there’s paint you kinda glow.

Even then all everyone is gonna be focused on is getting fucked up

[fyisage]

thelyricsinmymind:

Wow okay that was harsh.

No one’s gonna pay attention to anyone because it’s going to be dark. Jesus lighten up.

[fyisage]

thelyricsinmymind:

I seriously can’t find anything to wear…maybe I should just show up naked to the party…just kidding

Or you could just want what you’re wearing now? It’s not like anyone is going to pay attention to you