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ofromance:

[!! LOOKS OFFENDED AND WHINES LOUDLY!]

Yu argth ah haild!

Compared to you, we all are.

[ He is not budging. ]

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ofromance:

[Just. Sticks his tongue out at him.]

[ He’s not opposed to grabbing his tongue and hanging on. ]

You’re being a child.

[sketchytea]

Am I supposed to be drawing this?? nope. do i? care?? nope

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ofdanse:

@fyrfeax

A huff, she reaches up as he does to try and fix what he messed up, scrunching her nose up. “Well– you said my favorite. Who else could it have been?”

“Someone much more ravishing and good looking.” He gave her nose a tiny poke.

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ofdanse:

[Leans in a little closer, grinning]

Oh? Are you sure you are an expert? I am not so sure, I see no proof.

What do you want to know about Mr. Bean?

[ He gave a bit of a grin back. ]

[fyrfeax-blog]

ofdanse:

[Snort]

You? Please.

I’m an expert in a lot of things, love.

Silly walks, Mr. Bean trivia, avoiding people on the Underground-- and of course, the French. 

[fyrfeax-blog]

ofdanse:

[Pokes his cheek] 

Hmm. No. I do not think you do.

[ Pokes her nose. ]

I believe I’m an expert.

[fyrfeax-blog]

ofdanse:

Did I? I think you are mistaken.

I know what that sounds like.

[ Is that a smirk on his lips. ]

[fyrfeax-blog]

ofdanse:

[Swat swat]

And how can you prove that?

... You made kissing noises at me first? Clearly, you’re desperate for attention.

[fyrfeax-blog]

ofdanse:

[Scrunches her nose up. How dare.]

[swats at his hand] You always come sniffing around for me when no one is around.

[ Another pinch! ] 

You came to me, love.

[fyrfeax-blog]

ofdanse:

It is called ‘playing the fool?’

No, it’s called being confused.

[ He’s gonna pinch her nose in return. ]

[fyrfeax-blog]

ofdanse:

You know how, mon chou.

... then why would I ask.

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ofdanse:

[Pinch pinch.]

You certainly act like a dog. Always sniffing around. Yes?

... how exactly am I sniffing around?

[fyrfeax-blog]

ofdanse:

[PINCHES HIS CHEEKS]

What makes you so sure you are not?

I know that most French men have fur, but I don’t.

[ He ignores the cheek pinches- he knows acknowledging it only encourages her. ]

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ofdanse:

@fyrfeax s'est abonné à ofdanse

#KISSY NOISES

... I’m not a dog.

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