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derek zoolander

@fysderek-blog

got cake?

27 posts

Aug 9, 2016

‘major fuck you to whoever sent that pregnant girl to my fucking door at 2 am screaming and crying cause i wouldn’t take care of our baby as a joke. very funny.. my neighbours won’t stop giving me judgemental looks now’

#wealthyhq:start #idk i feel like dereks a slut and this shit would happen to him tbh

Aug 8, 2016

SNAPCHAT › OPEN

wydmariana:

MARIANA: derek what the hell does that mean!!!!

DEREK: made a new friend

DEREK: reminds me of u

Aug 8, 2016

SNAPCHAT › OPEN

wydmariana:

MARIANA: are u not jetlagged

DEREK: no fam

DEREK: i dont sleep. i wait

Aug 8, 2016

stayprettyandsmile

#face #fam im wet #gtg #rip zel

Aug 8, 2016

SNAPCHAT › OPEN

MARIANA: i can’t believe i just woke up and it’s 5pm MARIANA: that flight was a bitch i’m never travelling again

DEREK: #justmariproblems

Aug 8, 2016

guess whos back

back again

zelleys back

tell a friend

lol jk hi my macbook has been fixed pls love derek im just doing housekeepin shit rn like followin/unfollowin peeps so hmu on aim/ skd604 or here if anyone wants to plot!!!

Jul 31, 2016

wydmariana:

‘ okay, you proved me wrong - although you’re probably gonna have massive hiccups after that. ’

‘no, but i’m gonna burp the alphabet though’

#u love me and him ok #wydmariana

Jul 31, 2016

lidcs:

‘ okay, but i bet you i could do it in fifteen! ’

‘is that a challenge?’

#lido's butt thoo #thank u i am here for his tanned nice tight thighs toooooo #i just drooled #lidcs

Jul 31, 2016

plsmatthew:

“impressive. i have a feeling you’ll go far in life, bud.”

‘thanks man, it’s one of my many talents’

#fam ive been joe af for ten years now this is his PEAK #plsmatthew

Jul 31, 2016

kicran:

‘that’s beer, right? you’re gonna get alcohol poisoning, man.’

‘survived it once before, i’m sure i can do it again’

Jul 30, 2016

insidemyvisualmind

#ignore the caption #wealthyhq:event

Jul 30, 2016

‘ - told you i could finish it in 20 seconds’

#wealthyhq:start #yes he's wearing a pair of bright yellow shorts btw and their kinda mid thigh enjoy #derek has nice thighs bc joe has nice thighs idk

Jul 29, 2016

kcthleens:

“i wouldn’t get my hopes up if i were you, derek.”

‘just break my heart. kat’

Jul 29, 2016

lidcs:

‘ dude, c’mon. let me introduce you to the world of chubbies. little more than a speedo, little less than swimming trunks. you’ll thank me later. ’

‘tell. me. more’

#hes a lil extra im sox #lidcs

Jul 29, 2016

“ … who are you again ? ”

‘don’t think i was talking to you in the first place, so it doesn’t matter’

Jul 29, 2016

wydmariana:

and you’re seriously going to wear it in spain?

‘i’m a man of my word, mari’

fliiss-deactivated20170228

Jul 29, 2016

flisspng:

“to burn it, right? please tell me you’re burning it.”

‘burn it? never, ever’

#oh fliss #flisspng

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