ultimate brotp

#justboyfriendthings

[illerminatae]

how do i kill myself without dying

[fysoftyoonmin]

join a fandom

[illerminatae]

but wasn’t jin supposed debut with EXO omfg “someone call the doctor”

[fysoftyoonmin]

/gasps/ THEY WERE CALLING FOR JIN ALL ALONG

[illerminatae]

jhope had braces my whole life was a lie

[fysoftyoonmin]

THAT EXPLAINS WHY HE HAS TEETH STRAIGHTER THAN HIMSELF

[illerminatae]

FANDOM PLEASE

[fysoftyoonmin]

I'M DELETING THIS BLOG

[illerminatae]

I need a shirt that says “I got the moves like Jaeger”

[fysoftyoonmin]

So, clumsy and cant do shit

[church-of-minho-deactivated2020]

i’m layin in bed thinkin bout minho’s come up and like

[fysoftaekook]

Taehyung in charge of urine

“P”

[illerminatae]

Taehyung in charge of penis

“D”

[fysoftyoonmin]

Taehyung in charge of pussy

"V"

[fukook-blog]

Hoseok in charge of hiding the weed

J-Dope

[fysoftyoonmin]

Hoseok in charge of whining

J-Nope

[illerminatae]

Guess the idol

[fysoftyoonmin]

"Dibidibidis my name is minho"

[illerminatae]

tbr

TBR

TBR

[fysoftyoonmin]

The Bra Remover

[illerminatae]

Don’t fall in love with me I’ll name our children after kpop idols

[fysoftyoonmin]

"Oh hey! Yeah, this is my kid... his name? J-hope, cuz he's a darling ray of sunshine"

[illerminatae]

Jimin trying to copy sleepy Yoongi

[fysoftyoonmin]

Jimin trying to cop a feel of his own dick

[thursday]

has anyone else noticed that some people on tumblr come in pairs

you see them constantly interacting with and reblogging from the other person so you might as well follow them too

[illerminatae]

or they could be one person having multiple blogs so it wouldn’t look like they’re talking to themselves

[fysoftyoonmin]

you don't say

[illerminatae]

It’s cute how hyuk just eats ice cream in the MV while the others are being emo and brokenhearted

[fysoftyoonmin]

reminds me of taemin in "Hello Hello" where all his hyungs are proposing and shit and he just "oh imma make kawaii graffiti"

[illerminatae]

fanfics be like “he grabbed his hair and pulled him close, breathing in his husky scent and looking into his eyes with hunger and lust”

[fysoftyoonmin]

I’d pay someone a trip to Korea if I see that happen between korean boy group members

[illerminatae]

WHERE THE HELL IS THE PINKEU PINKEU HAIR I’VE BEEN EXPECTING IT

[fysoftyoonmin]

another reason why I have trust issues

[illerminatae]

girls be receiving stuffed toys, flowers and chocolates while I’ll be receiving my kpop merch guess who’s happier

[fysoftyoonmin]

vkook cuz they be making out