Gwen's Blog.

Against my protest, Alice insisted I create an account. For "social research."

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Have you considered that you might be gay because you ignoring it isn’t healthy

How do you know what's "healthy" for me? I'm not ignoring anything. I simply have priorities that rule over others, and things I don't talk about. Just like every other person on the planet.

-Gwen B.

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Hooray!

Wh— no, don't "hooray" like you've solved some great mystery. I'm not sure what you're celebrating, but I'm almost certain I am not a part of it.

-Gwen B.

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Lesbian!

Oh. Right. I walked right into that one, didn't I.

-Gwen B.

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Yeah you would prefer female vocalists wouldn’t you

Now what's that supposed to imply?

-Gwen B.

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Girlie you have to listen to renee rapp specifically her sadder songs snow Angel feels like you’re vibe

This was a solid recommendation. I always prefer female vocalists, and her style is very interesting to listen to. This song feels like standing your ground as long as possible while the whole world seems to be against you. Thank you for sharing.

-Gwen B.

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I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

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Well, I read people's horrific experiences, I became my own boss, and now monstrous figures hunt me down for sport. Such is the British government, I suppose.

-Gwen B.

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Noises.

Every time these awful computers start to activate, I feel my heart leap out of my chest. It isn't just the talking cases, any noise startles me now, because every noise means something bad. Another ominous message, another corrupted file, another image of a loved one torn to shreds. It's like they know exactly how to get into your head.

-Gwen B.

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have u ever taken personality tests? mbti? enneagram? i think u need to think about urself. reflect inside

Er, no, I haven't.

Unfortunately, I have no other tasks to see to at the moment. So, I took some tests. I hope that these were the correct assessments. I don't quite understand what this means, or if it's accurate at all; maybe you can tell me.

-Gwen B.

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Holds tiny microphone

Opinion on ai?

I think it so incredibly lazy when someone admits that they have employed AI to do a task. If someone can't do their own work, they don't deserve to have that work at all. I consider myself superior to anyone who uses AI for any reason. I pride myself in getting the job done myself, no matter how difficult it is. AI does nothing but steal and lie. It is also destructive and terrifying. It knows more than we think, and harms more than we know.

-Gwen B.

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wpuld you ever dye your hair? if so what colour :}

My hair is dyed, Anonymous. Hair dye comes in natural tones, too.

-Gwen B.

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well, every water sign isn't the same! i can definitely see it: idealism, introversion, emotional turbulence. i guess you're a scorpio— how close am i?

I am... mildly offended. But no, I'm not a Scorpio. I'm a Pisces, whatever that says about me. Not that I believe any of this nonsense.

-Gwen B.

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whats ur zodiac?

It may surprise you to hear that I am a water sign. I don't think I fit the typical stereotypes of water signs, but then again, I am not well versed on zodiac meanings.

-Gwen B.

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Whats your opinions on our Lord and saviour Jack Ripley?

And if Celia had to ever bring him to work for an important reason, would you let her, and would you entertain little jack?

The... baby? Er, I don't think I have opinions on Celia's baby. He's not my baby. I've never met him. His existence is none of my business.

I'm not going to ban her from taking care of her child if it's important, I'm not a monster. Usually she seems to have a sitter of some sort, but I suppose if something happened, I would allow the baby in the office. Though, I don't think I would be "entertaining" him; I have work to do as well, and I can't say I've ever interacted with a baby before. I have a feeling he wouldn't like me very much.

Well, who's to say, babies in the shops seem to find me fascinating. I feel as though they stare at me wherever I go. If Jack is the same, I would guess there is a higher chance that we get along.

-Gwen B.

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gwen why are you so against loving alice

Why are you so for it? And why is how I feel your business? It should be no one's business— it isn't even my business. I don't want to think about how I feel.

-Gwen B.

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So I saw the Celia ask and I got curious.

Does Celia speak a lot of welsh around the OIAR? Do you know any? if so this is adorable.

Coming from a Welsh person,here’s how to make Celia happy.

In mornings say bore dda, afternoon is Prynhawn dda, and evening is Noswaith dda. :3

Not a lot, only if she's in either extreme mood: incredibly chipper, or stressed and muttering under her breath. I don't know much Welsh, so thank you for the tips.

-Gwen B.

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Hmmmmmmmm you keep saying its impossible and that she'd never do that, but not that you wouldn't like her to🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Why even consider what I'd want when it's not a possibility? I try to think this way about everything to prevent disappointment, even for trivial things like Valentine's Day. I've experienced too many disappointments in my life, it's better to focus instead on what I know is possible. It increases success.

And this meaningless holiday is no different: I've never expected a Valentine, and I've never had one; so therefore, no pointless pain. Alice isn't even a part of this equation. And her hypothetical involvement is... not something I can think about.

-Gwen B.

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Are you implying youd want alice to ask you out on valentine's day forrealz?

That is not what I was implying— I was merely startled for a moment. The idea of such a thing happening is so ridiculously impossible, is it not? You can't blame me for being shocked. I could never expect Alice to do that.

-Gwen B.