Earthly Things

I have no idea what I’m doing

[regal-bones]

Holy ground

[regal-bones]

guys I went back to recreate this and. It’s gone.

Pour one out for butt dyke house

[important-animal-images]

[wordfather]

collecting these

[wordfather]

HOW could i forget this classic

[loveridden1999]

smokers smoke after everything

[divorce-enjoyer]

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

[divorce-enjoyer]

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

[decompositie]

[blanketforcas]

whatever i was gonna say can't possibly be funnier than the mere existence of this draft

[strawberry-crocodile]

having just demolished a pomegranate let me say that there is a reason they've acquired such symbolic weight you have to COMMIT to eating one it's a delicate time consuming process getting the seeds out without the pith you will run your thumb over every centimeter of this fruit you will tear her open it's a careful act of precision you need enough force to break the shell apart but not enough to pop those scarlet gems and the JUICE? the TASTE? THE COLOR????? immaculate. top tier. if you hate on pomegranate imagery clearly you haven't had one recently.

[toboldlynerd]

[lakevida]

everyone younger than me is having a baby and everyone older than me has 3+ roommates and everyone the same age as me fell down a biiiiiiiiiiig flight of stairs

[homosexualslug]

beautiful conversations happening on twitter

[duallpa]

I love having a friend, or "bestie," as she calls it. And, aw, look how cute she is.

VAMPS (2012) dir. Amy Heckerling

[auntie-nettle]

[noodleddragon]

[1980sspaceman]

[favouritefrog]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

im not really trying to be funny here i genuinely have never wanted context for something more in my life than this video. i mean ive always figured its just one of those weird for the sake of weird kind of things. but regardless the logistics of this whole setup are what intrigue me. what is this body of green water? a koi pond? the lighting reminds me of a hospital room or something. is the room flooded? it doesnt really look that way, but its possible. why are there apples and balls in it? but why is it also in a room? i cant tell if theres light eminating from the water or if its just such an intense shade of green it gives the illusion. is the bed affixed to the wall and suspended over the water or what? how did the bed even get there if its not a flooded bedroom? i only just noticed the water bottle tied to the bar as well. how does he manage to act relatively unbothered by a massive branch hitting him in the neck. and the watermelon just speaks for itself. im not expecting an answer i just need you to know these are the kinds of things i ask myself for 20 minutes each time its brought back to my attention

[romeomathgod]

[redstonedust]

advice for men: whore up! slut out! and never forget to be yourself.

[yaoiblackmold]

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

[ampersketch-art]

CHATGPT IS NOT A SEARCH ENGINE

CHATGPT IS NOT A SOURCE OF INFORMATION

CHATGPT IS NOT STUDY NOTES

CHATGPT IS NOT A WRITING TOOL

CHATGPT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND

[queer-as-city-folk]

You have this post till midnight September 1st 2025, you may do whatever you like with it, but afterwards reblogs will be turned off

[dearsweetleela-deactivated20250]

sturgeon

[queer-as-city-folk]

sturgeon

[wolfsummoner]

Sturgeon

[jaydove-writes]

Sturgeons performing sturgery

[dogclownmuppetthing]

Sorry for the delay the extra sturgeon we needed is here to assist in sturgery