its ya girl, g

𝕊𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕚𝕣𝕕 𝕞𝕚𝕩 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕪 𝕠𝕓𝕤𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤, 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕟 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕘 🤷🏼‍♀️

[omodrama]

Today you look... like a fried egg."

[kbetacygni]

gong yoo has absolutely perfected the desperate-anguished-rageful wet eyed look... thank you my king [gets on my knees for normal reasons]

[g-l-pierce]

I really wish I could watch Guardian: The Lonely and Great God again for the first time

[perfeqt]

“A person who values you, wouldn’t ever put themselves in a position to lose you.”

— lieinlove

[g-l-pierce]

The most important thing about Criminal Minds is that Hotch’s pants get progressively tighter as the seasons go on.

[g-l-pierce]

I’m back on my criminal minds bs and I just wanted to bring this back 😅

[penelope-garcia]

spencer reid + derek morgan’s prank war (7x04)

bonus:

[twitblr]

[kyraneko]

“The axe forgets, but the tree remembers.”

[alterboyx]

This is a huge thing ESPECIALLY with kids. To the parent, they lashed out when they were mad and forgot about it, expecting the kid to forget too. To the kid? It was a big moment that defined your relationship with your parents. Stuff my parents don’t remember doing or saying were things that to me spoke very, very loudly, that I was not safe to be open and honest with my parents.

The axe forgets, but the tree remembers, indeed.

[jaspxr]

thank you @ssahotchswife so much for the tag for this fun pic crew!!

:) sorry I’m so late ✨❤

NO PRESSURE tag: @dadbodhotch11 @masterwords, @scuttling, @vintagesubmariner, @eldrai​, @themoontaxi​

[scuttling]

Jas your freckles are precious 🥰 you’re like a cute little goth. Thanks for the tag, this is fun!! None of the colors were really right for me, but here we are 🤪

@vintagesubmariner @dadbodhotch11 plzzzzz 😃

[vintagesubmariner-deactivated20]

Thanks for the tags @jaspxr and @scuttling!!! I have no idea if this looks like me (where are the highlights and long oval faces!) but here we go!

No pressure tags: @dadbodhotch11 @g-l-pierce @masterwords

[g-l-pierce]

This is as close as I could get 😭😂 thanks for the tag @vintagesubmariner 🤍

I cant think of anyone to tag!

[g-l-pierce]

The greatest line ever spoken on a tv show is by Aaron Hotchner when he says, as casually as one might speak about the weather, “Remind me to have her drug tested.”

[anxietyproblem]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Sun Tzu is so fucking funny to me because for his time he was legitimately a brilliant tactician but a bunch of his insight is shit like "if you think you might lose, avoid doing that", "being outnumbered is bad generally", and "consider lying."

[elidyce]

My personal favourite is his lengthy lecture on the subject of Supplies Being Very Important I Cannot Stress Enough The Importance Of Protecting Your Supply Lines But Also Supply Lines Are Expensive As Shit So Steal The Enemy’s Supplies At Every Opportunity. 

[biohammer]

via- @elidyce

[crazy-pages]

One of the more important things to consider about any historical work is the audience it was published for. The Art Of War was aimed at fancy nobles high on philosophy with little practical military experience who were nonetheless leading armies.

[limpurtikles]

Sun Tzu, after desperatly trying to explain extremely basic logic to a bunch of upper-class twits, basically sat down and wrote the most elaborate "As per my last email" ever

[ihadagoldthrone]

Wanna be nosy… here’s your chance.

0:Height 1:Virgin? 2:Shoe size 3:Do you smoke? 4:Do you drink? 5:Do you take drugs? 6:Age you get mistaken for 7:Have tattoos? 8:Want any tattoos? 9:Got any piercings? 10:Want any piercings? 11:Best friend? 12:Relationship status 13:Biggest turn ons 14:Biggest turn offs 15:Favorite movie 16:I’ll love you if 17:Someone you miss 18:Most traumatic experience 19:A fact about your personality 20:What I hate most about myself 21:What I love most about myself 22:What I want to be when I get older 23:My relationship with my sibling(s) 24:My relationship with my parent(s) 25:My idea of a perfect date 26:My biggest pet peeves 27:A description of the girl/boy I like 28:A description of the person I dislike the most 29:A reason I’ve lied to a friend 30:What I hate the most about work/school 31:What your last text message says 32:What words upset me the most 33:What words make me feel the best about myself 34:What I find attractive in women 35:What I find attractive in men 36:Where I would like to live 37:One of my insecurities 38:My childhood career choice 39:My favorite ice cream flavor 40:Who wish I could be 41:Where I want to be right now 42:The last thing I ate 43:Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately 44:A random fact about anything

[whiiiiplaaaaash-deactivated2022]

Curiosity is getting the best of me

[g-l-pierce]

The most important thing about Criminal Minds is that Hotch’s pants get progressively tighter as the seasons go on.

[hide-and-seekrets]

apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can’t carry on a conversation to save my life

[depsidase]

[spacedood-blog]

bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*